Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I DARE YOU! ❯ Breaking the Ice ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: If I owned this, would I REALLY need a disclaimer? WELL I DON'T OWN EM!! I own myself, Phiona owns Phiona, Alex is gay (and he owns himself), Calli owns Calli, and Hiei. Skie owns Skie. ^^ That's that.

Amy: -evil grin- I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Audience: -cheers-

Amy: ^^ For those of you who don't know, I am AMY! The host of 'I DARE YOU!' Well, you all know, fanfic.net kicked the story off because it was an interactive fic.

Audience: -boos-

Amy: BUT, this time, I submitted under MediaMiner!

Audience: -blank stare-

Amy: … … … Never mind. Now, to introduce the cast! Camera girl is CALLISTO!!

Calli: -spins the camera around, waves, then spins it back-

Amy: The sign person for our bunch of idiots -coughcoughAUDIENCEcoughcough- is SKIE!

Skie: -grins, holds up sign that says 'Cheer'-

Audience: -cheers-

Amy: Our Security guard is HIEI-CHAN!!

Hiei: -peeks head out, winks at audience-

Girls in Audience: -swoon-

Hiei: -gets backstage again-

Amy: And our letter person is my Yami, PHIONA!

Phiona: -grins evilly, holding a pointy letter opener between her fingers-

Audience: -gulp-

Amy: ^.~ ANYWAYS, time for our FIRST CONTESTANT!

Skie: -holds up sign-

Audience: THE ALMIGHTY SETO-SAMA!!

Amy: -sweatdrop-

Seto: -walks on stage, carefully dodging the hands reaching out trying to feel him up, and sits in blue leather chair-

Amy: -grin- HI!

Seto: -glares-

Amy: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me… PHIONA! LETTER!

Phiona: -hands Amy letter-

Amy:

Kaiba,

I dare you to stick ice down your pants!

MidnightWarrior

Audience: -pulling out video cameras-

Amy: ^^

Seto: Not on your life.

Amy: You WILL do it.

Seto: I WON'T do it!

Amy: YES YOU WILL!

Seto: NO I WON'T!!

Amy: YOU WILL TOO!! -throws 'The Big Book O Rules For I DARE YOU!' and Seto's head-

Seto: -rubs bump and reads- 0.o -continues reading- 0.0 !!! -slams book shut- FINE DAMMIT.

Amy: ^^ ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!

Alex: -walks out- Huh? -sees Seto- ooh… Hello…

Amy: -whaps Alex- GET A BUCKET OF ICE. NOW.

Alex: -nods head, staring at Seto's ass, then walks out-

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Random Person: YOU HAVE A GAY GUY IN YOUR CAST!?

Amy: -pulls out crossbow, aiming it at Random Person's head- Alex is like a sister to me. Don't make fun of him. Gay people are COOL. SO SHADDAP!!

Audience: 0.0 -nod nod-

Skie: -holds up sign-

Audience: YES AMY-SAMA!!

Alex: -walks back in, holding bucket of Ice- So, what's the matter? Some one really-

Amy: ALEX!! GET BACKSTAGE!!

Alex: -puts Ice down and walks back stage, sulking-

Seto: -staring at Bucket of Ice- Do I HAVE to?

Minna /e Seto: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess…

Seto: COME ON!! I HAVE AN EGO TO KEEP UP!

Minna: DO IT.

Seto: -glare-

Phiona: -twirls letter opener in fingers-

Seto: 0.o -picks up ice-

Audience: -holding cameras-

Seto: -whimpers pathetically, dropping the ice down his pants- 0.0 YEEP!! DAMMIT!! FUCKING COLD!! GODDAMN COLD!! YAAAH!!! -jumping around-

Audience: -click clicks clickety clickers click clicky-

Phiona: ^^

Amy: -yelling over Seto's shrieks- THERE'S A BATHROOM BACKSTAGE TO THE LEFT!! LOOK OUT FOR ALEX!! HE LIKES TO GROPE CUTE GUYS!!

Seto: -runs backstage-

Amy: ^^ Well, that was amusing.

Phiona: -nod nod-

Calli: Sadly, we will not be abusing any other helpless cast characters this episode.

Amy: -puppy face- Sadly, we won't. SKIE! BREAK!

Skie: -pressed button- click.

A/N: ^^ So, how'd ya like it? I couldn't stand the idea of my baby not being on www.fanfiction.net… SOO… REVIEW!!! ALL DARES WILL BE ACCEPTED AND *HOPEFULLY* USED!