Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ i'll think of a reason later ❯ i'll think of a reason later ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer: *is too dead from Mia & Isis rampage to say anything*

Must....Kill..... They stole it from uss... the thieves....the
thieves.....the filthy, little thieves...curse them...we hates
them.....it’s ours, it is, and we wants it.....we aught to wring her
filthy little neck.........they stole it, they did..... and we will get
it back......we will get back our preciouss... my....preciouss......
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I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver,
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her,
There was the girl on the social page,
Lookin' in love and all engaged,
We decided she don't take a very good picture.
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Mia and Isis both glared at Miho with the normal hate that was reserved
for only the most hated bishie stealers. They almost didn’t notice the
yearbooks being passed out. But they did, and were appalled by the
picture of on the May dance page. No, they were enraged. Glare at Miho,
how-could-you- look at Ryou. There they where, even though Ryou looked
more than a little uncomfortable, DANCING TOGETHER. It was decided the
bitch had to die.

It may be my family's a redneck nature,
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior,
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
She may be an angel who spends all winter,
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner,
A regular Nobel Peace prize winner,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.

Scene skip to Mia and Isis sneaking up into a shrine where Miho is
praying. Until she gets bombarded by spitballs.
Scene skip again to Miho walking out of a soup kitchen she volunteered
at. And all of the sudden, the place gets ripped apart by ravenous
plants.
Scene skip to Miho receiving a reward for something to do with said plant
incident. And promptly getting bombarded by spitballs.

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker,
Childish yes but she made such a thin little target,
I couldn't be happier on my own,
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone,
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it.
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Back to Mia, Isis, and the yearbook. Isis took out a black permanent
marker and drew devil’s horns on Miho’s picture. Mia exploded a red pen
on it. But then they catch sight of The Evilness asking Ryou to sign her
yearbook. Glare glare.

It may be my family's a redneck nature,
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior,
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
She may be an angel who spends all winter,
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner,
A regular Nobel Peace prize winner,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
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Scene skip to Mia seething as she stalked Miho, figuring out where the
best place to ambush and kill her. The church? Please
God/Ra/Allah/Zeus/Jupiter/Ryou please forgive her... mwhahahahaha..
Scene skip to the newly relocated homeless shelter. Just as Miho walked
out it blew up. A loud ‘DAMN!’ could be heard.
Miho just kinda dropped to her knees in front of the burning ~foundation~
Her thoughts were something like ‘What the Hell did I do?!’

Inside her head may lay all the answers,
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer,
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
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Back to class... Miho was about to answer a question, when she was hit
with a ball of energy...invisable to normal humans.... lalalala....I feel
happy...
Do we need a reason to hate her?!

Well, it was just one tooth,
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her,
She makes me sick.
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