Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I Love The 80's! ❯ Interlude ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
I Love the 80's!

Summary:The whole Yugioh gang get stuck in the 80's and need to get back...but somethings or someones are holding them back...

Rating:PG-13-R Lyrics and freaky goth singers,cursing,drinking,and dat...

A few Author Notes: [1]By now you'd figure out I don't own Yugioh. [2]I have my OC in here and may need a few more so if interested e-mail me.[3]Any ideas? Also e-mail meh.

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Bakura:So if I win I get the Millenium Rod AND the Puzzle?

Malik:Yes and it goes vice-versa for the rest of us.

Yugi:So let's start the 4 way duel.

Yami,Yugi,Bakura,and Malik are doing a 4 way duel while Ryou,Anzu,and Joey are watching them.

Yami:[Boasts]I really don't seem to see the point of this,I mean,I always win.

Malik:No you don't! I won against the mutt last time!

Yami:That may be true,but all the duels I've played,I've won.See,that's why I have the show named after me.

Bakura:I vaguely remember that time you lost to what's her name...?

Anzu:Oh! You mean that sweet girl Rebecca?

Yami:I duel with honor! And I would've won if I dueled her! And I am gloryfied!!!

Yugi:And me too! You can't forget me!

Yami:But who gets all the glory? Me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bakura:[Snickers] That may be true,but you just lost pharoah.

Yami:[Stares at Bakura]What do you mean?

Malik:My Dragon of Ra just fizzled out your life points.You're out!

Yami:What the fuck? That's not fair! I MUST WIN!!!

Ryou:Actually,Malik is right.It was his turn.

Anzu:Oh,shutup! You know Yami should've had a chance to go,right Joey?

Joey:Uhh...GO TEAM!!!

Everyone:[Sweatdrop]

Bakura:Well,if your hikari wins,you'll have a chance of keeping the puzzle.

Yami:Screw the puzzle! He's going to win and I'll get all your stuff!!! Heeeeheheeee!!!

Joey:What did he eat last Yug?

Yugi:Diet spiffy pills...

Anzu:Makes sense...[Watches Yami run up and down the wall]

Malik:On with the duel!

Yugi:Right.

Yami:See! I can win the duel![Grabs Jou's deck]

Joey:Hey!!!Give that back!!!

Yami:[Grabs Ryou by his hair]

Ryou:Hey!!! GET OFF!!!! YUGI!!!!

Yami:YU-GI-OH!!!!![Runs around insane and hangs Ryou on a hanger in the closet]

Ryou:[Bangs on door]HELP!!!!

Yami:That takes care of the demon!!! Now he loses 40000000 life points!!!

Everyone:[Stares in fright]

Bakura:Erm...I'm going to get my hikari out of the...closet...[Gets up and opens the closet]

Malik:Can we please duel?

Anzu:This is just crazy...

Yugi:Yami...are you alright?

Yami:JUST PEACHY!!!11 [Takes pills out of his pocket and swallows all of them]

Bakura:RUN EVERYBODY!!!

Yami:[Locks the door]Nobody's going anywhere!!![Takes out Joey's deck and stands on the couch]I summon TIME WIZARD!!!

Joey:Oh shit...I need to get rid of that card...

Ryou:RUN EVERYBODY!!!

Malik:Wait! I want to win the duel!!!

Everyone:[Stares at Malik]

Malik:What???

Yami:TIME ROULETE!!!!

Anzu:SOMEONE BREAK A WINDOW!!!

Bakura:[Grabs the phone]

Joey:Good idea![Takes phone and throws it at the window but misses]

Yugi:Noooo you fag!!!!

Joey:I broke the window though!

Ryou:You threw it at the doggy door!!!

Anzu:Look! The time wizard is stopping...!!!

Malik:[Takes a knife from the kitxhen]We must kill the time wizrd!!!

Yami:[Melts the knife with heat vision]HAHA!!! THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!!

Yugi:CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!

Bakura:With what? Jou threw the phone out!

Joey:[Runs out from the kitchen]More problems!!!

Ryou:What???

Joey:WE'RE OUT OF CANNED BREAD!!!

Everyone but Yami since he's laughing pschycoytically:NOOOOOO!!!!!
Malik:Wait! I have my phone!!!

Everyone but Yami:YAY!!!!

Malik:Wait...nope I left it at home.

Everyone again:NOOOOO!!!!

Yami:MWAHAHAHA!!! THere's no escape! And time wizard stopped!!!

Yugi:NOO IT'S ON THE GAS CAN THING!!!

Bakuea:Isn't that a good thing though??

Anzu:Yeah,it's suppose to.

Everyone once again:Oh...YAY!!!!!!~~

Yami:What?! [Bangs on the Time Wizard with a chicken bone]There we go.A skull!!!

Everyone one more time:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Yami:MUAHAHA!!!![Hops off the couch and into the kitchen for more chicken wings]

Joey:The place is all purpleyblue!!!

Yugi:Where are we going?

Bakura:The past? Uh-oh...NOOO!!!!

[While later after they get suked up into the sky and spit out from the hemisphere]

Joey:[Gets up from the ground]Where are we?

Yugi:[Gets up and looks around]We're in Egypt!!

Anzu:[Stares at the Egyptian Building]At least we've been here before!

Ryou:Uh...guys...[Points to building]This isn't Egypt...

Malik:[Reads a sign]It's the Sphynx Dance Club!!!

Some person that works there:[Coming out of the place]Welcome to the 80's Sphynx Dance Club!!!

Anzu:The 80's?

Person:Yup!

Ryou:Can that be good?

Bakura:Eh...no.


Everyone bringing it all home:NOOOOOOOO!!!!


[Meanwhile]

Yami:[Watching TV with KFC wings on his lap]I summon Mystical Elf!!!

Mystical Elf:[Pops out of nowhere]

Yami:[Pats couch]Come sit next to papa...