Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I'm too Sexy ❯ I'm Too Sexy ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

 

My Bishies Fic!

 

A/N:  I must be insane for creating this.  Your 5 favorite bishies singing to the tunes of various songs…LOL, I know, I'm nuts, but I hope you like it!

 

Bishies used here: Yami no Yugi, Kaiba Seto, Marik Ishtar, Bakura Ryou, Joey Wheeler

 

I'm Too Sexy

 

Boys Line up: In the line- Joey, Bakura, Yami (center), Seto, Marik

 

Yami: I'm too sexy for my love

 

Seto: Too sexy for my love

 

Bakura: Love's going to leave me (Grins)

 

Marik: I'm too sexy for this shirt (runs hands down shirt)

 

Joey: Too sexy for this shirt (runs hands down shirt too)

 

Bakura: So sexy it hurts (Takes off shirt and throws it at imaginary crowd)

 

Yami: And I'm too sexy for Milan,

 

Seto: Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan

 

Joey: And I'm too sexy for your party (Does a 360 degree turn)

 

Marik: Too Sexy for your party

 

Bakura: No way I'm disco dancing

 

Seto: And I'm a model if you know what I mean

 

Yami: And I do my little turn on the catwalk scene (walks forward and turns on catwalk)

 

Bakura: Yeah on the catwalk (Runs his hands down his sides as he does a 360 degree turn)

 

Marik: On the catwalk (Turns while flexing)

 

Seto: And I do my little turn on the catwalk (refuses to do anything)

 

Joey: I'm too sexy for my car

 

Bakura: Too sexy for my car

 

Yami: Too sexy by far (bumps car)

 

Marik: And I'm too sexy for this hat (throws off hat)

 

Bakura: Too sexy for this hat

 

Seto: What do you think about that? (Strikes sexy pose, hands on hips)

 

Yami: And I'm too sexy for my cat

 

Seto: Too sexy for my cat

 

Bakura: Poor pussy cat! (Strokes imaginary cat)

 

Joey: And I'm too sexy for my love (removes shirt)

 

Yami: Too sexy for my love (removes shirt)

 

Seto: Love's going to leave me (Takes off shirt too, and Marik follows)

 

(All boys pose with hands on hips or something sexy)

 

All: I'm too sexy for this song!

 

TBC?

 

A/N: My mind was in the gutter when I write this sort of thing… it's the Yu-Gi-Oh boy band, Bishies and Yamis!  Oh god, I have no life…

Tell me what you think, should I do more with bishies?  Should I change some things in this?  Just don't flame!