Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insanity's Plot ❯ Victims 1 And 2 Fall... ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: This is my first real comedy fic. Lots of OOCness, so don't mind when some characters you've come to know are suddenly hyper. I apologize to any fans I might have (if I have any) that I've taken so long to do anything. Issues and whatnot… Oh well, on with my craptastic comedy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, but I do own Rikoh, Kirei, and Sai.

Insanity's Plot

Rikoh: *wakes up and sits up in bed* Ugh… I over slept… *hears a loud crash* *sigh* Is Bakura causing more havoc? *walks out of room still in pajamas* O.O R… Ryou?

Ryou: *standing above shattered vase* Oh, hello Rikoh. Did you know that ceramic doesn't bounce?

Rikoh: Uh… yeah? Why would you test that?

Ryou: Dunno! But I'm in the mood to make a snow angel…

Rikoh: It's… kinda the middle of summer, Ryou. How can you make a snow angel?

Ryou: Oh, take away all my fun! Haven't you heard of this new invention called the `imagination'?

Rikoh: What did Bakura do to you?

Ryou: Nothing silly! He's asleep on the kitchen table! He said I should try coffee and gave me a cup. Then he sat down at the table with his own and fell asleep.

Rikoh: O.O Not another caffeine high day!

Ryou: *too busy laying on the ground making imaginary snow angels*

Rikoh: *walks into kitchen to find a very tired Bakura slowly sipping a cup of coffee* What'd you do to him?!

Bakura: *slowly glances up and places down coffee cup* I thought it'd be funny to see Ryou hyper for once. I mean, I don't know about you, but I've never seen him like that. Oh, and I'm not oblivious like the coffee freak in there. You might want to get dressed. *goes back to slowly sipping coffee*

Rikoh: *realizes she's still in her pajamas, blushes, and runs into her room to change*

~less than 30 seconds later~

Ryou: *bursts into Rikoh's room* I made 4 snow angels! Wanna see `um?

Rikoh: *was just about to start undressing, blushes greatly* Ryou! Knock before you come in!

Ryou: But I made snow angels!

Rikoh: Just let me dress first!

Ryou: Okie dokie! *runs for door with arms straight out, arms crash into door frame on the way out, tries again, then finally puts arms down and walks out*

Rikoh: -_-;

~3 minutes later~

Rikoh: *walks out of room, this time fully dressed*

Ryou: *circling the room with arms out like wings, making airplane noises*

Bakura: *sitting on couch, watching in a very amused way*

Rikoh: How can you let him do this?

Bakura: I find it a fun pass-time, don't you?

Rikoh: But what if it turns into another repeat of the last 2 coffee experiences?

Bakura: That'd be awesome!

Rikoh: No it wouldn't!

Ryou: *trips over the air and falls flat on his face in front of the other two*

*doorbell rings*

Ryou: *suddenly back on his feet* (in sing-song voice) I'll get it! *runs over to the door like an air plane and flings it open*

Kirei: …Hi.

Ryou: Hi!! ^_^ *runs around imitating an airplane again*

Kirei: *walks in and closes the door* Sugar?

Rikoh: Nope, coffee.

Kirei: Ah, I see.

Bakura: It's all part of my maniacal plan…. *insane laughter*

Rikoh/Kirei: O_o

Rikoh: Sadly, that's his normal state.

Kirei: I know… At least Yugi on sugar isn't here… That would complicate things a bit.

Rikoh: *nods*

Bakura: Thank you! *pulls out random notebook and says what he is writing* Yugi… plus… sugar… equals… chaos. *puts notebook away*

Rikoh/Kirei: O_o

*door bell rings again*

Ryou: *opens the door and then continues what he was doing*

Yugi/Yami: *walk in*

Yami: What's with him?

Rikoh/Kirei: Coffee.

Bakura: *from the kitchen* Oh, Yuuuugiiiiii!!! Come in the kitchen! I have something for you!

Yugi: *walks into the kitchen* Huh? *pause* SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirei: O_O Yugi, no! *runs in after him*

Yami: *sigh* Too late…

Yugi: *runs out with the bad of sugar* MINE!!!!!!!!! MY SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirei: *walks out and sighs dejectedly*

Bakura: *follows, smiling maniacally*

Yami: *to Kirei* What's with him?

Kirei: *to Yami* I think he has some huge plan to get us all hyper.

Yami: O_o …

*bubbles start randomly appearing out of nowhere*

Yugi: *gasp* BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ *runs around popping them and shouting bubbles*

All but Yugi and Ryou: -_-;;

*doorbell rings, yet again*

Yugi: *happens to be right in front of the door, so he opens it* Bubbles! *slams it shut and continues on*

Yami: *sweatdrops and opens the door* Sorry, Jou.

Jou: Wha??? Yami? I thought this was Rikoh's place. Since when does the Game Shop look like this??

Yami: *sweatdrops again* -_-;;;; It doesn't, Jou. I answered the door for Rikoh. Please come in and leave your stupidity out there.

Jou: *evil glare at Yami*

Honda/Otogi: *follow in after Jou*

Rikoh: Please, make yourselves at home and ignore the two hyper ones running around the room.

Jou/Honda/Otogi: O_o Oook…

Yugi/Ryou: *crash into each other and fall down, but both get back up quickly and continue as if nothing happened*

All but the two and Bakura: O_o;;;;

*doorbell, for the (stops to count) fourth time rings*

Anzu: *from outside* Hey guys, it's me! I brought my cousin, Sai, with me!

Rikoh: O_O AHHH!!! IT'S THE ANZU AND ANOTHER FREINDSHIP-RANTING, SMILEY FACE LOVING FREAK!!!!

Kirei: EVASIVE ACTION NUMBER 313!!!

All: *run and hide somewhere*

Anzu: What's all that screaming? Are you guys excited that I brought a new person to be friends with?

Bakura: She said it!!! The “f” word!!!!

Otogi: And apparently she's deaf if she didn't hear Rikoh's yelling.

Yugi: Shhhhh!!!!!! She'll hear us!

Otogi: -_-;;; She already did…

Anzu: *opens the door and walks in* Where is everybody?

Rikoh: Shit! I forgot to lock the door!

All in hiding: Rikoh!!!!!!

Anzu: Huh?? Where are you guys? Are we playing hide and go seek? This sounds like fun! Come on, Sai!

Sai: I know they'll just love me `cause I'm so perfect and innocent!

Anzu: Of course. Now, why don't we look for them so I can introduce you to all your new friends!

Bakura: Agh! She said it again!

Anzu: *peaks behind the door* There you are, Bakura! I found you!

Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sai: I see he's anxious to meet me.

Bakura: Like hell I'm not!

Sai: Awww, you don't have to be modest around me.

Anzu: Keep looking, Sai! Aha! Got ya, Ryou and Yugi!

Yugi: Ryou! To the sanctuary!

Ryou: The sanctuary!

Ryou/Yugi: *run into the closet and slam the door shut*

All but the two, Anzu, and Sai: -_-;;;

Sai: Who's this? I found someone!

Honda: I'll do anything! Just don't start ranting, please!!

Anzu: Now what would give you that crazy idea?

Bakura: *holding back laughter*

Anzu: Kirei!

Kirei: Go away!

Anzu: But I found you! Don't be a sore loser.

Jou: GAH!!! Don't TOUCH me!!!!!! *running away from Sai who is currently trying to hug him*

Sai: But it will show how much I want to be your friend!

Otogi: *gets up and runs to the closet door* Hey, you guys don't have room for one more in there, do you?

Ryou: No! Go away! This is for Holy people only! *kicks the door to scare off Otogi*

Yugi: Yes! You'll defile the sanctuary's Holiness! *does the same as Ryou*

Otogi: O_o Oook…

Anzu: That's no fair, Otogi. We didn't get to look for you!

Otogi: *starts thanking Ra*

Sai: Who's this? He's cute! ^-^ *holding tightly to Yami's ear*

Yami: Help… Please…

Bakura: Bwahahahaha!!!!! The pharaoh's got an admirer!

Sai: *hugs him* We're going to be friends forever!

Bakura: >< Ok, she said the “f” word. It's serious now. *yanks Sai off of a currently unconscious Yami by her ponytail*

Sai: Ow! You know friends aren't supposed to hurt friends. It's not nice.

Anzu: Sai's right! If friends don't stick by each othe-

Bakura: Too many “f” words at one time! ><

Jou: *had finally come back* Oh no! It's rant number 666, section 2, sub-section 10, paragraph 33, lines 15-265! ><

Honda: The sad thing is you know that…

Jou: Shut up and help me shut them up!

Honda: Right!

Anzu/Sai: *are suddenly bagged by Marik and Malik*

Marik: Man, you guys can't handle these freaks on your own.

Jou: We were just gonna!

Malik: Yeah right. *kicks Sai*

Sai: Ow! I think you did that on purpose!

Malik: *nearly falls over from her stupidity*

Kirei: By the way, where's Rikoh? I haven't seen her at all since the devil reincarnates came.

Otogi: True… Maybe she's still hiding.

Kirei: Maybe. Oh well, it's her house; she knows her way.

Meanwhile…

Rikoh: *stuck in the closet next to the one Yugi and Ryou are in*

Back…

Honda: That's right. She'll turn up sooner or later.

Bakura: Ok, now what?

~END CHAPTER~

So… how was my first comedy? Good? Bad? You tell me by reviewing! Please? Those who review get complimentary packets of sugar! Hyperness for all!