Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ insanity ❯ beginning ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: lynzben

insanity

goddess- what happens when you mix 3 insane people (all of which haven't slept for 2 days) and the cast of yugioh?

pharaoh- i don't know you insane nut job.

princess- i know you get prue insanity. one quick question can i have yugi?

yami- hell no, he's mine.

princess- your dead so what good would that do you?

yami- i'm not dead i'm just not alive and he's mine, with out my light i would ba menace to everyone, i would steal all the sugar. then where would we be, eating artifical sweetener.

princess- mine!!!

yami- mine!!!!

pharaoh- will you two not fight over yugi can't you tell he's blushing like mad?

goddess- besides, he's mine......oh no you don't. yugi don't run away!!!!

pharaoh- aren't you two doing to save him from.....her!!!!

princess- hell with him i have my eyes on some other meat......yami don't run away.......i love you!!!!

joey- ok...? is any one else distrubed?

tea- i am, cuz i wanted yami!!! yami run from her but wait up for me!!!!!

yami- aaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pharaoh- well we seem to be down a few characters but i think we can still pull this off.

tristan- do you really think so because it could always be about me and no one else.

joey- ya right you just want to impress the girls!!!! mainly my sister!!!!

tristan- it took you that long to figure it out?

joey- come here you asshole!!!!!

pharaoh- are we going to get any thing done?

yugi- i think i lost her so i think we can get on wi.........where is every one?

pharaoh- do you really want to know?

yugi- yes.

pharaoh- ok....well goddess is trying to find you, yami is running from princess and tea, joey is chasing tristan, and everyone else has either run away or has been killed in this uprising of insanity.

yugi- i don't think i really wanted to know that.......umm...since all the girls are chasing yami, do you mind if i go and save him?

pharaoh- i guess there is no way of stopping you is there?

yugi- nope well i got to run......if you see goddess tell her you haven't seen me, ok?

pharaoh- sure, sure, sure.

yugi- thanks bye.

pharaoh- well i don't think i'm going to get any thing done here so i think i'll go and have a nap.

goddess- i was wondering when he would leave, ok guys you can come out.

tea- so we finally drove him insane?

princess- nope but when he is tired he is sane, so we thought that if he slept he would go insane.

yugi- great plan.......why are you guys all starting at me, i can be evil too.

joey- no offence yug but you are never evil and never will be.

yugi- is that so, well don't you wonder who covered all of you underwear with honey? or who ran your underwear up the flag pole, while you were in gym?

joey- that was you? oh i'm going to get you!!!

yugi- well actuatally that was tristan, and tea.

tea- yugi why, why did you tell him?

yugi- cuz you guys won't beleive that i'm evil.

tristan- i'm going to get right after joey finishes chasing me.

yami- tristan your not going to get yugi cuz right now i'm going to get him for going evil.

goddess- no you can't hurt him, can't you see how cute he is, how he wouldn't hurt a fly.

princess- no i don't come to think of it. come lets get him.

pharaoh- nothing like a good nap to refresh your mind and body, i wonder where every one went? i could of sworn i heard voices out here.

the end, or so you think.

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