Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insert Cool Yu-Gi-Oh! Related Title ❯ Chapter Two: Any Volunteers? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer!
No, I dont own any Yu-Gi-Oh! related stuff. If I did, Bakura would wear clothes more akin to Yami's taste! Heh. Taste.

This chapter may not make any sense, but keep reading. It does later on!

//Are the yami mentally speaking to their hikari.//
/Are the hikari mentally speaking to their yami./
And Italics are thoughts.

Chapter Two: Any Volunteers?

Ryou looked panicked. In fact, he looked very much so freaked out.

No! God! I don't even want to imagine what Bakura's going to-

"So! Sex!" Bakura yelled out and promptly received everyone's undivided attention. "Anyone care to share any prior knowledge they might possess on the subject? Anyone?"

The room was dead silent and Ryou felt as though he were about to die of embarrassment when suddenly the entire class raised their hands and started shouting out comments.

"Oh! It feels good!"

"And, it can, like, get you pregnant!"

"And you can get STDs!"

"But it still feels real good!"

Ryou was mortified.

Morons! Don't encourage him!

"Right, right. Anyone ever had sex?"

What?!?

To Ryou's total surprise everyone raised their hands.

WHAT?!?

Then everyone turned to look at the small white haired boy, the only kid in class whose hand was not raised.

"Ryou? You've never been laid?!" asked Jounouchi.

"I thought for sure that you'd at least done it with Anzu," Honda added. "She's the biggest slut there is!"

"Honda!" Anzu yelled. "Hmph! See if I ever do you again!"

Anzu and Honda grabbed each other and fell to the floor making out.

Ryou was visibly shaking and nearly jumped when Yugi's hand came down on his shoulder, "Ryou, haven't you ever done it?"

Ryou shook his head.

"Well, if you want, you can do it with me!"

Ryou looked at Yugi's happy, seemingly innocent face with very wide and frightened eyes.

He... Can't be serious.

"Ah! Great! A volunteer!" called out the teacher. "Well, time to earn my pay. Mutou-san, care to step up onto the stage?"

"OK!" Yugi just as quickly left the nervous wreck that was Ryou and bounced up to the front of the class to stand next to Bakura. Pieces of vegetables were left in Yugi's wake.

Bakura turned to the class, "Today's lesson: SEX 101! Now listen good, and don't forget to take notes. Especially you, Ryou-kun."

.................

"First, you find your pray."

A sudden multitude of noise hit Ryou's ears as all around him students look out pencils and paper and began writing notes.

Bakura mock looked around with his hand shielding his eyes, until they came to rest on Yugi's grinning form. "Then! Once you've located your target," he pointed at Yugi, "attack and subdue them." He roughly grabbed Yugi by the waist, picked him up, and laid him down on the teachers desk.

This... This can't be happening!

Yugi was near laughing the whole time.

Bakura jumped up on top of the desk, and on top of Yugi. "After that, comes the arousing part. Also known as teasing, or foreplay." His hand lifted Yugi's shirt revealing leather clad bondage beneath. "Of course, this always helps," Bakura mussed as his eyes wandered over Yugi's exposed skin. His hands also wandered.

......... Not... Not happening!........ Can't........ Can't be.......

"Ah!" Yugi grinned as Bakura's mouth settled over distinct sections of his body, sucking and licking. "Heh, heh! That tickles!"

What?! How can he be... I mean... With Bakura doing that to him!?! And he's... Giggling?!?!

"Now comes the fun part!" Bakura turned to look at Ryou. "Pay close attention, koi."

..... Eh?

Bakua started undoing Yugi's pants. And pulling them off.

Ryou caught his breath.