Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insert Cool Yu-Gi-Oh! Related Title ❯ Chapter Eleven: An Afternoon in Detention ( Chapter 11 )

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//Are the yami mentally speaking to their hikari.//
/Are the hikari mentally speaking to their yami./
And Italics are thoughts… Except italics seem not to work in MediaMiner.org for some reason. Is there any other writer out there that has overcome this problem, and can tell me how?

Chapter Eleven: An Afternoon in Detention

It was a fine day in Domino City. The baby blue sky was bright, the multicolored birds were chirping their happy, little melody, and the small children were all outside playing with round, red, bouncing balls in the soft, warm sun light in the calm, soothing, spring breeze.

Domino High's bell had already rung. Everyone had left; the students happily hurrying home to enjoy the wonderful afternoon. All, save a few. Some of the school faculty and students were currently caught up in activities they would rather not be a part of. Like detention.

Jounouchi sat in annoyance, Yugi sat brooding, and Kaiba sat alone in complete contempt of the other two.

Because of Jounouchi, Kaiba was missing out on important business related opportunities for Kaiba Corp. Because of Kaiba, Jounouchi was missing out on doing absolutely nothing all that important after school. And because of Ryou, Yugi was completely engrossed in all the horrible possibilities as to why his white haired friend might have missed school that day. All in all, the three companions were greatly enjoying each others company.

Jounouchi coughed lightly and promptly received a death glare from the CEO of Kaiba Corp. Yugi sighed. Just another wonderful day in Domino High.

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"You really shouldn't have killed it, you know," Ryou sighed as he picked up the sorrow filled remains of the destroyed phone.

"I have no regrets," the tomb robber crossed his arms, gloating.

Ryou sighed, "But now I have to buy a new one."

Bakura looked puzzled, "Why?!"

"Well…" the white haired boy looked confused. "We need one."

Bakura still looked puzzled, "Why?!?"

"Well….. Um… We just do. I mean, how else are people supposed to call me?"

"It was destroyed //because// people called you," the older spirit emphasized.

"I'm going to buy another phone, Bakura," Ryou deadpanned.

"Fine. I'll be sure to destroy that one as well."

"…….. Please don't destroy my phones."

Bakura looked away.

"Please?"

Bakura could just feel the puppy dog stare through the sickeningly sweet plea.

"Pretty pleeeeease?"

"…… I make no guarantees."

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Yugi sighed again. Jounouchi was becoming rather aggravated by Yugi's little depression fit.

Sheesh! It's not like Ryou's dead or anything! He's only missed one freakin' day of school! I mean, come on! I miss school all the time! It's not like he's ever called me at home during lunch or obsessed about going to my house after school! Ugh… I'm tired.

Jounouchi laid his head down on his desk. He really was tired. It's not that he didn't get enough sleep, or anything like that. He just felt tired; drained almost. He yawned and began closing his eyes, thinking happy thoughts of iced cream and gum drops, and of kicking Kaiba in the face, when suddenly a whooshing slap came down upon his desk, making him immediately sit up straight.

"No sleeping!" the rather large detention teacher practically belched out.

"Ha-hai," the blond agreed nodding vehemently.

The obviously disgruntled football reject of a teacher grunted in what Jounouchi hoped was approval and shuffled away. Jounouchi gulped, sighed and tisk-ed. He was starting to feel how Yugi looked. Suddenly, he felt, what he could have sworn was a death ray glare on his back. He grimaced.

Kaiba.

The young CEO was so damned bored! He had already mussed over all his revenge plans reserved for the school administration, the school faculty, and all his business rivals. He had played out an entire duel in his head against Yami Yugi, in which, of course, he won. He had even gone so far as to count all the ceiling tiles individually, multiply it by its common denominator, root it, divide it by its original reciprocal, and multiply it again, just to see what he got! Yeah, he was that bored!

His eyes, though, eventually came to fall on the blonde's back and he could literally feel his blood pressure rise. Oh, how he loathed that boy! He felt his fingers clench unwillingly against his palms, nearly drawing blood. He had a special revenge ploy thought up just for him. It involved a well trained vulture, an apple, and lots of tooth picks. For the next few minutes, Kaiba fully emerged himself in that little fantasy and a slow, twisted smirk spread across his face like a bacterial infection. He saw the blond boy turn around slightly in his seat and send him a death glare in return. It paled in comparison to the one Kaiba shot back. The boy turned back in his seat, almost visibly shuddering. Kaiba almost grinned.

Oh, man! That guy is creepy!

Jounouchi shivered as he tried desperately not to cuss out the brown haired CEO.

Why the hell is he staring at me?!? I bet he's thinking of ways to horribly kill me! I bet he's going to actually try to horribly kill me! Probably has everything already planned out, sick demented psycho!!

Jounouchi continued to feel the lament of paranoia, as Yugi sighed again. He looked up at the big, black rimmed clock. It told him that he had just a little time left before detention was let out, but he was still bored witless. He sighed again.

//Aibou?//

/Yami!/ Yugi cried out in happiness. /Yami, thank goodness I can talk to you!/

//Of course, aibou,// the spirit of the ancient pharaoh responded. //I can see you are greatly in need of amusement.//

Yugi nodded.

//Although, those two probably need diversionary entertainment hundreds of times more,// the pharaoh nodded in Jounouchi and Kaiba's direction. //They look about ready to kill each other.//

Yugi giggled mentally. /I wouldn't be surprised if they did. I really don't know why they hate each other so much,/ Yugi finished shaking his head in confusion. /I don`t think I ever will know./ Yugi suddenly looked sad again.

//Aibou? You are troubled… Is Ryou's absence still bothering you?//

Yugi nodded. /I called again, but the phone went dead. I'm worried. Anzu said it might have been the wind, but… That's kinda' stupid. I mean, there's no wind today! The sun is out! Completely sunny, you know!/

Yami softly smiled. //I think she was just trying to make you feel better.//

/Yeah, I know. Gomen./ Yugi still looked sullen.

Yami sighed and tried to figure a way out to help his hikari. //You know, aibou… We could go over tonight?//

/Huh?/

//To Ryou's house. After the shop closes, we could walk over to Ryou's house. How far does he live?//

/Far. Especially, if we don't have any transportation. And I'm not allowed out past curfew! Ji-chan would never let me-"

//He wouldn't have to know.//

Yugi was taken a back. /Yami… That… But…/ He seemed to seriously think about it, but was suddenly interrupted by a loud crash and lots of shouting.

"You go to Hell, Kaiba! You go to Hell and die!!!" Jounouchi screamed at the top of his lungs and lounged for the brown haired boy.

Kaiba, already out of his chair, easily dodged the other boy, but Jounouchi had learned his lesson from the last time he had flung himself at the CEO. Quickly dropping to the floor, he placed all his weight on his hands, spun in a 45 degree angle, pushed off, landed on his feet mere inches from the other boy, and punched a highly surprised Kaiba right in the face.

Kaiba went down for the count, as he stumbled into desks and their counterpart chairs, trying his best to regain his lost balance. Jounouchi didn't give him any chance to recover. He rammed himself into the boys side, sending them both to the ground, the blond landing on top of the other, and continuing to beat the living day lights out of Kaiba.

Although mostly out of it, Kaiba's quick reflexes and lightning sharp instinct, let him land a massive blow to Jounouchi's head, sending him staggering back. "I'll KILL you!!" he spit out, along with some blood.

Jounouchi picked himself up, "Bring it on, rich boy!!" A small stream of blood trailing down the side of his head.

Kaiba was about to stalk over to the blond and literally rip his head off. Literally. When a sharp ring filled the small classroom. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!" came the loud, barbaric growl of the football failure. He held in his massive, sasquach hand an overly large and shinny whistle.

Kaiba clenched his hands and let out a feral roar, "STAY OUT OF THIS, OLD MAN!!!"

Everyone in the class was instantly stunned, even Jounouchi.

Kaiba turned back to Jounouchi and pointed at him, "You… I will KILL you."

Jounouchi suddenly had a rather dreadful, sinking feeling in his stomach, like that of acid sharks eating away his internal organs, as he suddenly realized that he'd just made it to the top of Kaiba's hit list. A hit list that remained irrecusably empty because anyone that got on it, usually didn't stay alive for very long. Jounouchi gulped and took a hesitant step back as Kaiba took a sharp, confident stride towards him, a burning in his eyes that told him the boy wasn't kidding.

"Ie! Kaiba-kun! Ie!!!" Kaiba again looked surprised as he felt Yugi quickly clamp onto him, wrapping his small, lithe arms around his waist, and digging his face into his chest, tears in his eyes. "Please don't hurt Jounouchi-kun anymore!! Please!!!"

Jounouchi was stunned, "Yugi…"

Kaiba almost immediately composed himself, and frowned. He fisted a handful of Yugi's long hair and tossed the short boy aside. Yugi landed hard on the ground with a loud thud.

"Yugi!" Jounouchi ran to his friend's side and knelt next to him. "Are you OK?!"

"H-hai…" the tri color haired kid remarked grimacing at his sore head. Undoubtedly, a good amount of hair had been ripped out.

"Kaiba, you jerk!" Jounouchi challenged as he looked up to find an annoyed CEO looking down at him. "Yugi has nothing to do with this!"

"What's going on here!?!" several new voices echoed through the room as people, mostly left over faculty, filed into the room.

The large, sports coach-like teacher coughed quickly, obviously annoyed that someone had interrupted his viewing of a possibly murder, and raised his voice, "That's what I asked!" he covered quickly.

Kaiba narrowed his eyes, and looked around, better gaining control over his temper. He scanned the now crowded room.

"Oh, my, God!" one of the female teachers cried. "They're bleeding!"

"Was there a fight?!"

"Should we call the police!?" asked another high pitched female voice.

"No! No!" the old, irresponsible coach-guy assured. "Just a… Um… They were standing on the chairs, changing the light bulbs! Yeah! Heh, heh. They're not hurt too bad, I've seen lots worst in my day." He tried very hard to calm the over hysterical crowd least he himself be found at fault for not stopping the escalating fight. The crooning crowd shoved their way past him eventually and started nipping and pecking Yugi and Jounouchi with annoying "Are you Ok?s" and "It doesn't hurt, does it?s" Kaiba kept them at bay by glaring at any who dared come near him.

In the end, Jounouchi and Kaiba were forced to go to the nurse's office. Yugi followed, though, with a lot of persuading and finally given permission.

Kaiba quickly left the school, presumably to fix himself up over at his mansion seeing as how he didn't even allow the nurse to so much as touch him; Jounouchi didn't mind the pampering all one bit, but made sure not to show it until after Kaiba had left, and Yugi just rubbed his head, hoping it wasn't too bad.

Jounouchi assured the small boy that he couldn't even tell that some of his hair had been ripped out, and Yugi believed him - not that he didn't have any reason not too.

Jounouchi just laughed when the nurse told them not to stand on chairs anymore; that it was dangerous, and that next time, they should just ask the teacher to change the light bulb for them. Both Yugi and Jounouchi needed a good laugh.

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Yoh! Thanks to all the people that reviewed! You guys are what keeps me updating! No, really! Sometimes, I don't feel like typing, and then I look at the reviews and it's like, "Ooh! Enter hyper typing mode… Now! Commence typing!! Wheee!!!" So, arigato!

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