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//Are the yami mentally speaking to their hikari.//

/Are the hikari mentally speaking to their yami./

And Italics are thoughts.

Chapter Fourteen: Soggy Biscuit and Brown So-called Gravy

"YUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

"Eh?" the little, red, gold and black haired boy managed to ask before Ryou literally fell on top of him, sending them both sprawling to the ground and skidding across the polished school floor. "Ryou?!? Ryou!!!" Yugi hugged his good friend. "Ryou, what's wrong!?"

The white haired hikari gasped for breath. "Yu-gi!" he panted.

Anzu and Honda hovered over the two fallen boys, helping them up.

"Why the hell are you so out of breath?!" Honda asked, completely confused.

"Is someone chasing you?" Anzu tried.

Ryou nodded still panting. "Ba-ku-ra!"

"Bakura?!" all three gasped. They noticed the Sennen Ring around Ryou's neck.

"You're still wearing it?!" the brown haired boy asked stepping back.

Anzu hid behind him, not meaning to. "But why?!"

Ryou shook his head trying desperately to catch his breath. "It's… Not what you… Think." He took a deep breath and finally stood up straight, rearranging his ruffled up clothes. "See, I was on the bus and… Actually never mind. Just forget I said anything."

"But how can we do that!?" Yugi grabbed onto Ryou's arms. "Is Bakura hurting you?! We can stop him-"

"No! No, he's not. Yugi, don't worry about it. Really!" the white haired boy smiled. "I'm fine! Bakura isn't hurting me."

The other three looked skeptical.

"Then why were you running from him?" Honda asked crossing his arms.

Ryou blushed. "No reason… I just… Don't want to be late for class! Which reminds me, Yugi, will you tell me what I missed yesterday?" Ryou added in a chipper tone.

Yugi nodded and grinned. "Of course! Iku!" Both the boys laughed and ran to class. "Hurry up Anzu! Honda! Or you'll be late!"

Anzu and Honda looked at each other.

"Something's up," Honda surmised.

Anzu nodded worrying. "Do you think… Bakura's controlling him again?"

"Maybe," Honda frowned. "He's hiding something. I can tell. Now, we just gotta find out what."

* * * * * * * * * *

Jounouchi sat in class. As usual, he was sitting in his seat located in the corner by the cold draft radiating off of his lord almighty, the frost prince himself. He really disliked Kaiba. It had taken all his self restrain to not walk up to the prim and proper bastard and start his day off with an unhealthy knuckle sandwich. He really hated Kaiba.

Man, I hate Kaiba.

Every now and then, he turned his glace towards the taller boy and glared.

Look at him! Thinks he's so damn smart with that damn book! And… Reading! Hmph! I should kick his ass! That'll show him!

Kaiba ignored the young blond. He did it on purpose. He knew it irritated the boy to no measure. It had actually turned into a kind of game for him. He called it "Find out what pisses off Jounouchi and then do it to him all the time game!" So far, he found out that not being paid any attention to really, really irked the boy. He could see Jounouchi glaring at him out of the corner of his eye. He had to suppress a rising smile.

Ooh!!! I HATE that guy!!!

Jounouchi tried to rip his notebook in half.

I know he's ignoring me on purpose! That bastard! How dare he!?! I'm gonna kick his ass!

Jounouchi was about to stand up and do something incredibly stupid and that he'd probably regret once he got out of the nurses office, again, but instead Akino-san called on him.

"Eh?" the blond stared blankly at the teacher. "Wha-?" All eyes in the classroom shifted to him. "Um… What? What was the question?"

Akino-san sighed. "Jounouchi, please try to pay more attention. Kaiba-san? Can you please answer the question?"

"Hmph. Of course," Kaiba shot Jounouchi a `look at me, I'm so way better than you, `cause you're crap' look. He answered the question, sounding like an audio textbook as he reiterated word for word the correct response.

"Thank you, Kaiba-san."

Jerk! Asshole! Bastard!

Jounouchi grated his teeth.

"Jounouchi please pay attention now." Akino-san continued with the class.

Jounouchi, of course, did not pay attention. He growled deep in his throat and fumed as he slumped farther into his seat. Try as he might he couldn't get Kaiba out of his head. He really wanted to beat the bastard up! He could imagine it now... Kaiba on the floor, bloodied up, all his clothing torn and ragged; his hair disheveled and his eyes glossed over from the beating that Jounouchi had just inflicted upon him. The blond stooped over the fallen brunette and lifted him by the shirt collar and slammed him into the cold, hard floor again. He imagined Kaiba gasping out in horrid agony as he straddled the boy and punched him a few more times in the face, earning him more cries filled with lurid pain. He could feel the sticky sweat pouring down his brow as it dripped onto Kaiba's face and mingled with the blood; the heat from both their bodies suffocating. He could see his hands blearing down on Kaiba's neck. The long, pliant fingers encircling his enemy's delicate throat; squeezing it, feeling the skin bend to his will, and the bone resist. Kaiba withering under him, struggling to stay conscious. His arms flailing and descending over Jounouchi's in an effort to keep from asphyxiating. He could imagine his maniacal laughter at hearing Kaiba's whimpers and feeling his body buckle underneath him, his lungs desperately supplicating for air; begging for pity.

Jounouchi bit his lower lip and shut his eyes as he imagined Kaiba under himself, bound and gagged, both rage and fear evident on his suddenly unmarred face. The boy's clothing still shredded as Jounouchi held a long, elegant knife over the other's clean, crisp white skin; menacingly gliding the blade over Kaiba's well toned chest. Beads of perspiration breaking out over both boys as Jounouchi passed the gleaming metal over one of Kaiba's erect, hard, tanned nipples and dug deep into Kaiba's creamy flesh, the hard steal extracting deep crimson and the sweetest cries muffled by the gag in Kaiba's mouth.

Jounouchi licked his lips as he saw his hands run their course up Kaiba's chest, through the blood, trailing the bright, red liquid up the bastard's neck, up his jaw line, to his lips and inserting his fingers into Kaiba's mouth. The suddenly unbound, ungagged Kaiba, sucking the digits and arching his back, bucking his hips, moaning, grinding against Jounouchi; the blond dropping the knife, roughly grabbing a fistful of brown hair pulling the other boy's head back and tasting the boy's delectably mouthwatering, red lips-

Jounouchi's eyes shot open as he sat up gasping in his chair.

WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

Kaiba quirked an eyebrow as he noticed the mutt quivering in his seat.

Hm? Wonder what's wrong with him.

* * * * * * * * * *

"So, tell me, why'd you miss school yesterday?" Yugi asked Ryou as they both stood in the lunch line.

The white haired kid shrugged. "I wasn't feeling all to well."

"Oh," Yugi answered. "I called, you know. Your house, I mean, but no one picked up. Then the phone went dead I nearly freaked out!" Yugi chuckled as he lowered his voice again. "I was really worried…"

Ryou smiled apologetically. "Gomen, I didn't know. I'm fine now, though. Really, I am." Ryou grinned. "Actually, I've never felt better in my whole life!"

Yugi laughed. "That's great!"

I feel wonderful for you Ryou, I do. Now, I just need to find out what you did to feel so great, so I can do it too, and stop feeling so vile. Remember? The way you used to tell me you felt? 'Cause… I'm feeling like that right now. And I don't know how to stop it.

* * * * * * * * * *

Anzu and Honda sat at the lunch table waiting for Yugi and Ryou to return.

"So… We agree then? That there's something up with Ryou?" Anzu asked.

Honda nodded. "He's acting strange. I can't put my finger on it, but… He's different." Honda crossed his arms. "For the past few weeks he's been like a zombie, and then one day he misses school and the next he's alright and perfect?" Honda shook his head. "Something is up. Something is definitely up. And I'm willing to bet $100 that it has something to do with that ring!"

"Shhhh!" Anzu put her finger to her lips motioning for Honda to stop talking. "Here they come."

"Hellooo!!" Ryou greeted, making it obviously clear that he was feeling wonderful.

Yugi trailed slightly behind and both boys sat at the table.

"So… Ryou? Um. What was it that you said was wrong? Why you didn't come yesterday?" Honda mentioned nonchalantly. "I wanted to ask you in class, but, well, I didn't get a chance to."

Ryou sighed. He had expected the question. "Well, I was feeling bad yesterday. That's all. I felt better today, so I came to class." He poked at his food, the red giggly stuff especially caught his attention. "Really, it's no big deal. What /is/ this stuff?" he speared the gelatinous red goo and cringed as he held it up.

"But why did you say you were running from Bakura this morning?" Yugi asked. "And I'm not sure, but I think it's some jell-o fruit snack thing."

"And why are you still wearing the ring?" Honda added.

"If you need help, Ryou, we're here for you!" Anzu quickly added.

Ryou smiled. He also expected all of this, but it was still nice knowing that his friends cared and worried about him. "Well… If you must know… Yes, Bakura is involved," Ryou confessed, lowering the jell-o treat of doom. "But it's not what you think. He's… Different now. Better." Ryou shook his head not really knowing what to say. "He's just better now. He cares about me," The white haired boy looked up to face Yugi. "Like your yami, Yugi. Bakura cares about me too."

The other two boys and Anzu all looked at each other, suspicion and doubt still clearly evident in their minds.

//They don't believe you.//

/Bakura?!/ Ryou jumped slightly as he heard his yam's voice in his head, still not nearly as used to his yami speaking to him as Yugi. /I know./ Ryou sighed.

Yugi noticed the detached look in Ryou's eyes, the way they sort of unfocused. No one else save himself, who also knew what it was like to speak to a different soul from within, would have noticed the slight change, but he did. "What's Bakura saying?" he asked, picking up the greasy biscuit on his tray.

Ryou snapped back to attention and stared at Yugi. So did Anzu and Honda.

"What do you mean?! He's here?!" Anzu nearly shrieked looking around.

Yugi nodded, dipping the bread in some brown stuff the cafeteria personnel liked to pass off as gravy. "Yup. He's talking to him right now."

"You can see him!?" Ryou shouted out in a whispered voice. Bakura had not manifested himself. Even Ryou could not see his other self, only hear him.

"What?" Honda asked baffled.

The tri color haired kid shook his head. "No, but I can tell. So? What's he saying?" Yugi took a small bite from the hard, brown goop covered bread. "He's not threatening you is he?" Yugi nearly growled as he eyed Ryou.

"What? No! Please stop thinking that!" Ryou slumped his shoulders. "Look, I know Bakura tried to, I don't know, kill you once upon a time? But that was ages ago! And he's changed! So, stop thinking that he's just out to get you, or hurt me, or whatever!" Ryou threw up his hands in annoyance.

"OK, OK!" Honda leaned over and patted the white haired boy. "Calm down, we believe you!"

Ryou sighed sadly as he looked up to see the other three`s expressions. "No, you don't. It's OK, though. I guess Bakura'll just have to prove it to you all. Eventually."

//Like hell I'm doing anything! Let them fear me!//

"It'll just take time, right?" Ryou continued, ignoring Bakura.

Anzu turned to glance at Yugi and almost gasped when the small boy glared at Ryou with eyes that were not his own. "Yugi?!"

Honda noticed it too. "That's not Yugi…"

"No crap it's not the damned kid," Bakura answered, equally glaring at Yami. "Long time no see, Namonaki Pharaoh."

Yami nodded in acknowledgement. "Equally as long."

The two ancient spirits stared at each other, locked, it seemed, in an eternal glaring contest. Anzu and Honda didn't know what to do. They looked at the two oddly color haired boys and back at each other. Honda shrugged as Anzu gave him a 'lost deer caught in the headlights' look.

"So… Your hikari states you've changed?" Yami began, lowering the now soggy biscuit, a slight look of disgust on his face.

Bakura smirked. He couldn't tell if he was the one causing the nameless pharaoh to purge his lips in evident disapproval, or if it was the nasty piece of so called food that the tri color haired hikari had been eating. "Maybe."

Yami smirked a rather sinister glare. "You should hope, because if I catch wind of the contrary, I will show you the true terror a yami can bestow upon his victim."

Bakura laughed.

* * * * * * * * * *

"Um… Hey, Anzu?" Honda called, still busy staring at the two bickering yamis.

"Eh?" Anzu asked, also staring.

"Is it just me… Or can you not understand a word they're saying?"

Anzu nodded. "Not a word."

"OK. Just making sure I wasn't going crazy, or anything," Honda laughed nervously.

Anzu joined him. "Maybe they`re speaking ancient Egyptian?"

Honda shrugged. "I guess?"

* * * * * * * * * *

Bakura abruptly stopped his maniacal laughter, catching the attention of a few of the nearby students who looked at him kind of funny, and basically growled, "You don't scare me, idiot!" He made a great display of demonstrating the beauty of his tightly compacted fist, sans one stray middle finger. "How dare you assume that you'll bestow anything upon me?! I'll see to it that you and your light pay the ultimate price for threatening me! It is YOU, Pharaoh, that shall become MY victim!"

Bakura stood up abruptly, followed immediately by Yami. The two glared at each other from across the cafeteria table.

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Ah! Another chapter, another day spent eating ramen in a cup. Oh! It's actually gotten to a point were I look forwards to typing up chapters, just so I can write to ya'll reviewer guys! I'm not kidding when I say, ya'll inspire us writers to get off our lazy bums, and write! It's awesome!

Fallin Dark Angel

Hall of plushies of sexy anime bishies?! Ah! I want one of thems!! Hm… I'll have to pick one up next time I go to Wal-mart. They'ves gots everything theres! Even Dirt Duelers! Heh. I bought one of those as a birthday present for a good friend of mine. Heh. She dirt dueled every shower till the soap disappeared! *joints Fallin Dark Angel in happy dance* I agree, Ryou /is/ easy to embarrass, but he`s soooo cute when he blushes!

Sakiyama

Ooh! You don't know, do ya'?… Well…. I'll tell you, but… This is a SPOILER for the TV SHOW, so don't read ahead if you don't wanna know!!! WARNING: SPOILER - In episode 128... Jounouchi dies!!! Malik kills him!… And then throws up and swallows it. Something tells me they'll probably cut all of that out in the English version though. Meh. As for my fic… I'll leave that a surprise!

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Dark's Mysterys

This one's for you! I agree! Bakura/Ryou are perfect for each other! Complete opposites and the like! I'm so glad you like my stuff. I write it for people like you!

Yami's Lover *cough*DragonRider00*cough*

Oh! That's one of my favorite parts too! Can you imagine it?! Ryou screaming and flailing and yelling at /air/ to stop trying to.. Uh.. Do /that/ to him! Heh, heh. Oh, it's priceless! I'm glad you liked it! Heh. I fooled you?! That's.. A good thing, right? Unpredictability, and all? *stands at attention* I, DugFinn, shall do my utmost to surprise and amuse!!

Yami's Lover

And now you got four!

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Oh! Thank You! Thank You! I love high-larious fics too! I try my best to write them for ya'll! And the reviews are so awesome! Thanks for inflating my already super charged ego! And don't die! I'll send the next chapter your way as soon as my one handed typing skills will allow!

RyoudGirl567

Ta-da! I read all your fics and reviewed them all too! *wink* When asked, I comply! And they're all about Ryou, except for that latest one, the one with you in it, but that one has Ryou and Bakura in it, so it's awesome too! Hey, thanks for the compliment, and right back at ya'!

JoeysGal

My gods, JG! I went to check out your fics and you have sooooo many! I was like, "Wha-?!" I read a bunch of them (took me a while, too! Heh). Ah, my favorite was "Faith in You." That one's great! I'm so glad you like my fic! *nod*nod* I added some Jou/Kaiba, and I assure you, lots of future chapters will contain a lot of that pairing. Right now it's mostly Bakura/Ryou, though. Give it time. *wink* It'll get good. And funny!

RyokoMink

Done, and done! Hurry up and type up your fic! Teasing me with only chapter 1! So mean! And it's really engaging, too. Can't wait to read the rest!