Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insert Cool Yu-Gi-Oh! Related Title ❯ Chapter Twenty-three: Bio Labs Are Now Part of Daily Balanced Breakfast ( Chapter 23 )

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No, I don't own YuGiOh! *sniff*sniff* But if I did… Wind chimes would be called Ryou. And the wind would be renamed Bakura. *snickers*

//Are the yami speaking to their hikari//
/Are the hikari speaking to their yami./
Italics are thoughts.

Chapter Twenty-three: Bio Labs Are Now Part of Daily Balanced Breakfast

"Damned!" Ryou cussed, displaying an apparently nasty side effect of having hung out with his yami to much. "The bell rang!" His dainty fists were firmly gripped through Bakura's long messy hair.

//So?//

/Well, that means I have to go to detention!/ The hikari smacked his head. /And I still have to go to the office too!/

//Um, how about no?// the spirit clamped down on his hikari's waist. //I'm not done with you yet.//

Ryou resisted the urge to moan as he felt his other's pressure against his hips. /But… But I have to-/ Just then, a large influx or students made their way into the boy's bathroom. /Oh!/ Ryou awkwardly pushed his yami away from himself, pulled his shirt down, crossed his arms nonchalantly and grinned. "Hi!" The other students stopped and gave him odd looks and they continued to progress towards the urinal still eyeing him suspiciously. "Nothing!" the white haired boy replied and quickly strode out. /That was too close!/

Bakura followed in stride, implying the obvious. //Yeah, but not close enough, damned it!//

Ryou frowned, then snorted, realizing what his yami meant. Then he grinned. /You know… I guess detention really isn't that big of a deal. Not really anyways. And who's going to care if I don't show up to the office, huh? Like they really pay attention to that stuff…/ He smirked and Bakura almost could have sworn his hikari looked like an evil twin of himself. He probably would have made an issue about it had he not been, of course, freakishly horny. /The bio lab's empty,/ Ryou spoke as if reading Bakura's thoughts.

//Good,// was all the spirit could say as he followed his koi down the sea of swarming students. //Damned good.//

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"Anyone see him?" Anzu called as she stood by the entrance to the detention room.

"No, not yet. He's still got a few minutes though," Yugi called back as he fought to not get swallowed up by the flow of bodies pushing their way down the hall.

"Unless, he decides not to show up," Honda mused.

"But…" Yugi began, then suddenly stopped. "Hey… Hey! I can see Jounouchi-kun! Oye! Jounouchi!!"

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"Crap!" the blond called out as he flung himself against a locker. "Damn! What the hell are they doing here!?"

Kaiba raised an eyebrow. "Looking for you apparently. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't friends usually do that?"

"Well, duh, but why?"

"More importantly," the CEO crossed his arms, "Why not? Are you hiding from them?"

"Uh… No."

Kaiba quirked an eye. While Jounouchi had to literally flatten himself against the lockers to keep from being swept away, the frost prince had only to stand there and everyone avoided him as though there were an invisible, electric force field that surrounded the teen. "No?"

"Well… Maybe." Jounouchi looked away. "See… Uh… Well…"

Kaiba sighed. "You don't want to talk to them?"

"Yeah…" Jounouchi looked sheepish, but grinned. "Not right now, anyways."

"Fine. Follow me." The boy in the long, flowing trench coat began moving away from the detention room.

"Huh? What? But, hey! Wait!" Jounouchi followed. "We still have to get to-"

"I know."

"But-"

Kaiba cut him off. "Trust me."

Jounouchi was left speechless.

I know he doesn't mean anything spectacular by that but… Alright, Kaiba. I'll trust you.

"…OK. Lead the way."

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"Where? I don't see him," Honda had just finished scouting the area with his eyes.

"Down that way. I'm positive it was them, but then they turned around and left," Yugi explained while shrugging.

Honda looked confused. "They?"

Anzu walked up to the other two boys. They all stood in the open hallway now, in front of the detention room. The hallways were starting to clear up a bit. "Who's `they'?"

"Jounouchi-kun and Kaiba-kun," Yugi answered innocently.

"Kaiba?!" Honda nearly spit out. "Why would they be together?!"

"Oh, no!" Anzu's hands went to her face. "You don't think they're going to fight again, do you?!"

Honda rolled his eyes. "God damn hope not. That's getting old!" He turned his attention to the smaller boy. "What do you think, Yugi? Should we follow them?"

"Um… Well…" /What do you think Yami? I want to talk to Jounouchi-kun, but… I want to talk to Ryou too!/

Yami remained silent, letting his aibou make the decision.

"Oh! I know!" the tri color haired boy beamed. "I'll stay here and find Ryou, and you two go find Jounouchi-kun!"

"Alright!" Honda agreed. "We'll meet up here, afterwards, OK!"

Yugi nodded, and the other two ran off. /Now…/ the boy scanned the almost deserted hall. /Where is Ryou?/

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"Oh, gods!!!" Ryou panted through clenched teeth. Bakura's large hand was clasped over his mouth to keep him from yelling out more than he already was.

//You're so noisy! It's such a damned turn on!// The older spirit roughly shoved his hikari against a lab table, harshly pressing his own body against the boy. //Whimper. I want to hear you beg.//

Ryou's mind was reeling. He felt both intoxicated and drowsy, and full power and adrenaline. /Make me!/ he dared, seductively narrowing his eyes. He loved the way Bakura was handling him.

Bakura laughed a dangerous growl. The tomb robber lifted his hand from Ryou's mouth and placed it under Ryou's ass, then unceremoniously, picked him up and dumped him on top of the lab table, using his other hand to push the boy down. //If you insist.//

Ryou gasped as the spirit tore into his neck. He could feel the flesh giving way to the monster's fang like canines. "Oooooh! Goooood!!!!" His hips bucked up and connected with Bakura's chest pushing the fiend away. The white haired angel used the time to catch his breath and push away from the table's edge, still lying on his back.

//Where do you think you're going?!// Bakura smirked and grabbed both of his hikari's feet pulling him back, while dropping himself onto the boy's smaller body. He indiscriminately pulled Ryou's knees apart and rammed his hips between them. Ryou let out a small yelp, but caught on and wrapped his legs around his yami's waist, thrusting slightly, building a rhythm as Bakura began to do the same. Of course, their clothing was still immaculately in place, but that little fact didn't seem to deter either one of them as they dry humped each other.

Bakura reached out and grasped Ryou's mouth in a passionate kiss, letting his hands run up the other boy's long, lithe arms and bind them over his head. //Keep them here,// he ordered.

Ryou obeyed, and opened his mouth to give Bakura free entry. //Don't stop touching me,// he gasped into their mind link.

//Oh,// the yami devilishly grinned. //I don't plan on it.// He drew his hands back down the other's body, letting them graze the alabaster, smooth skin of his koi, demanding the high pitched moans from his hikari's lips. //Gods, you're hot! Scream for me!// Bakura bit down hard onto Ryou's shoulder and Ryou complied.

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/Hmm? What was that?/ Yugi looked up.

//I heard it too,// the spirit of the Sennen Puzzle agreed, materializing next to his hikari.

/It sounded like a scream./ Yugi quickly pushed off from the wall he was leaning on. /Right?/

Yami nodded. //Yes. From that direction, Aibou.//

/Wait, there it is again! Yami, what is that?!/ the tri color haired boy asked his other self.

//I'm not sure-//

Yugi didn't wait for his yami to finish his sentence as he mad dashed across the hallway floor. /Yami! I recognize that voice!/

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"That's… Awesome! Kaiba, how'd do know about this?!" Jounouchi finished looking around in wonder. "Who would have though our school has a secret tunnel!"

"It's a fire escape," Kaiba deadpanned. "And it's a hallway, not a tunnel. We're not underground."

"It'd be more fun if it were a tunnel!" the blond grinned, still looking around.

"I fail to see how," the brunette still looked miffed. "The school has them all over. They're only supposed to be used in case of emergencies." He smirked. "They connect to most of the classrooms. Haven't you ever wondered why all the rooms have that extra pointless door in the back?"

Jounouchi blinked. "I always though that was a closet! I mean, it has a mop in it. And all that other cleaning stuff too."

Kaiba shrugged. "I guess it doubles as a closet. This one," he pointed to a door with the correct room number etched onto it.

"So…" Jounouchi scratched his head as Kaiba opened the door. "In all essence, it's gonna look like we just came out of the closet together?" He fought the maddening urge to bust out laughing at the delusional irony of the aforementioned comment. Instead he turned pink.

Kaiba also felt his face flush, if even at least a few shades, as all the eyes in the entire congregated assembly of the detention class turned to stare in his and Jounouchi's direction, just as Jounouchi's words floated past.

The old brute of a coach babysitter, instructed in the fine art of yelling at kids, turned abruptly and hollered, "Did you just come out of the closet?!?" A few seconds of highly awkward silence followed as the prequel to the funniest comedy ever written as the ENTIRE class divulged in a reverent feast of unadulterated laughs. Ah, yes, the hysteria. It was great.

Kaiba didn't find it all to amusing though. So much so, that he glared his pseudo death like Kaiba glare (patent pending) and promptly stalked up to that hyena laughing like, horrid oaf, poor excuse of a teacher, and punched him straight in the face. And the behemoth monster fell for the count. The laughter abruptly stopped.

* * * * * * * * * *

Ryou and Bakura were engaged in a lucrative discussion defining the intricacies of life and the there after, with special emphasis on the detailed descriptions of the religious icons and their domains.

/GooooOOOOODD!!!!/

//Scream!//

/GoooooaaaaHHH!! Oh, GOD!!!/

//Again!!!//

/DAAAAAHHHHMMMM!!!! Harder!! Oh, Ahhhhh!!! HELL, BakuRRAAAAAHHH!!!!/

It was a very heated discussion. Indeed.

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That's odd.

Yami furrowed his eyebrows as he followed his hikari down the hallway, toward the room from whence the screams came.

If I didn't know any better I'd swear it sounded like they were… Oh, Ra damn!

//Wait! Yugi, stop! Don't open-//

* * * * * * * * * *

Everyone in the class was completely flabbergasted. And that's the mild version of the situation's assessment.

"You… You punched him," Jounouchi stated the obvious.

"Hmph," Kaiba hmphed the obvious.

And the class continued to stare, still flabbergasted, at the obvious.

"I can't believe you punched him!" the blond restated the statement. It was still obvious.

Kaiba stood tall and, looking even more menacing than usual, turned, glared at the class, who seemed to shrivel slightly at the CEO's mere presence, then walked towards the classroom's main door. "I'm sure that under the current circumstances, dismissal of class is only appropriate," he mussed and opened the door. No one else moved. Kaiba narrowed his eyes. "I said, class is dismissed," he seethed.

Physiologically induced was then a bell ring that announced the end of class to all the lesser forms of life. That included the students, who then got up and beat a hasty retreat from the room, leaving only the blond, the brunette and the balding, KOed teacher dude to mingle with each other in the barren and deserted classroom.

Jounouchi looked around nervously. "Hm. Well… On the bright side, looks like we don't have to stay for detention today! Of course, we'll probably get detention for the rest of the year for this…" He sweat dropped.

"We still have community service."

"Oh, yeah. Heh." Jounouchi stepped up to Kaiba at the door and acted mock sneaky. "Not if you knock out the community service guy, eh?" Kaiba smirked. Jounouchi got scared. "I was kidding!"

"I know." As annoying as the entire previous endeavor had been, and as aggravated as he had felt, and as daunting as the amount of asses he would have to kick tomorrow was, for the life of him, Kaiba felt good.

Jounouchi Katsuya? Are you the reason behind this? Are you the reason why I can't feel bad right now? And if so… Should I kill you? Because of this effect you have on me? This dangerous effect… Or should I keep you? Take you home with me and put you in a box? And take you out to look at you like a treasured jewel that belongs to only me… What should I do with you puppy? Your leash is in my grasp… What should I do..?

"Come home with me."

Jounouchi didn't know what to say. He froze as his mind went reeling at the unexpected demand. So his instincts took over. And they knew exactly how to answer Kaiba. "OK," he said.

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Open wide, the door it swung. And through the dry darkness of the classroom's mist, two figures entwined in an epic battle of lust fought on. A curious onlooker, with virgin eyes and heart of gold, saw the struggle and nearly choked. His vision blurred, and face grew red, and his insides churned with uncouth veneration whilst looking upon the deed and act. And through his time, and all his thoughts, concentrated into one simple fact: that this was it, this Sodomic act, that changed the world, though still intact. Through deft manipulation, and careful analysis, and all the courage he could muster, he too would save himself by passion, now he knew, and it was true, that simple idle fact. And looking on, in unabated tense, seeing over, and unblinking, through a wide open door, no longer virgin mind sought more, filling with in himself a never ceasing incarnate appetite for salvation, discovering all its wonders and portentously marvelous glints of promise, summoning deep, down inside himself the boding pledge of final betoken, sweet release-

//Yugi! I told you not to- Oh, my Ra! Yugi look away!//

/..Huh..?/ the tri color haired boy muttered as he was rudely awakened from his intrinsic trance. /What was that Yami?/

Fortunately, or unfortunately, however you might want to look at it, the old spirit took the initiative and pulled his hikari away from the door frame, out back into the hallway and shut the door to at least try and drown out the still unabated impassioned cries from inside. //Ra damn that tomb robber! How can they-? They didn't even notice you were there! By Ra! What the hell are they thinking!?! Gods, Yugi I'm so sorry you had to see that- Yugi? Hey, Yugi?! Are you alright? Yugi?!//

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/Oh, oh, Oh, OH, OH, OHHHH!!!- Huh?/ Ryou suddenly snapped at attention. /Bakura, did you just see the door slam shut?/

Bakura stopped and starred down at his hikari in complete and utter and baffled astonishment. //Ryou… I'm like five seconds away from making us cum, and you're suddenly worried about the DOOR?!?!//

Ryou laughed drunkenly. /Heh, heh, yeeeeah… Never mind! Screw me, Bakura! Screw me!!/ He squealed in a delicious state of obviously heat induced deliria. His pants were still on, for the most part, although his fly was down and his pretty, little, cute Totoro encrusted boxers were clearly visible.

//Well, if you insist!// Bakura took the liberty of slipping the pants down even more, mentally thanking Ryou as he lifted his hips up to facilitate the action. //Don't mind if I do!//

* * * * * * * * * *

"Huh?" the young looking boy blinked a few times and shook his head to try and clear it. "What..? Oh my… Yami..? Did I just..? I mean.. Were Ryou and Baku..? Bakura… Were they…? Um, uh…" Yugi was slowly growing hot, and his voice was beginning to fail him. He was becoming increasingly nervous and his palms were getting rather sweaty. Only now, was it slowly dawning onto him what he'd just seen. Suddenly he felt a little nauseous and very embarrassed, which was clearly marked by the red turning up in his face. "Oh.. My… God!!! Did I just see-!!!"

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"Huh?" Jounouchi mentioned as he stepped out of detention and saw Yugi a little ways down the hall. "He's still here?!" He was about to rush back into the classroom and drag Kaiba with him, when he noticed the rather incoherent way in which Yugi was acting. "That's…"

"Odd." Kaiba finished for him, also taking note of Yugi's behavior. "Does the kid usually flail his arms around like that and yell at thin air? Or is this just a special moment?"

"Uh… Actually, a little of both, I think. He might just be talking to Yami, but…" The blonde's friendship overtook his mind's reasoning to run away with a clean escape and instead the boy ran over to his short buddy. "Yugi! Hey, Yugi! What's up?!"

"Eh?! Jounouchi-kun?!" The tri color haired boy smiled up at his approaching compatriot. "Oh, Jounouchi! I have to tell someone, or I'll explode! I can't take it! I can't believe it! I- I can`t- But, I mean, they- Gods! I-"

"Just tell me!" Jounouchi was getting worried and more than a little scared. Yugi was hysterical. "What happened?!"

"Can't you hear?! It won't stop!"

"What?!" the blond grasped onto Yugi's shoulders and shook him slightly to try and snap him out of his frenzy. "Hear what?! Dude, you`re freaking me out!"

//They can't hear it, Aibou!// Yami as well as Jounouchi was trying to calm the unnerved hikari.

"I think he's gone insane," Kaiba concluded as he finished meandering on over. "Pity. He was a worthy adversary."

"He's not insane," Jounouchi blankly expressed. "Hey, Yugi, listen! Listen!" He spoke clearly, soothing the boys hair. "Tell me what happened, OK? Calm down."

Yugi closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I saw…" He swallowed. "I saw them… Doing it."

Jounouchi blinked. "Uh?" He looked to Kaiba. The CEO shrugged, equally at a loss. "Come again?"

Yugi cringed. "Please don't say that… I saw," he took another deep breath, his words finally becoming articulate, like normal, everyday speech. "I saw Ryou. And Bakura. And they were… Doing it."

Jounouchi still stared blankly at Yugi. "Doing… What?"

Yugi looked exasperated. "You know! IT!"

The blond still looked confused. "I'm… Still not following."

"Ugh," Yugi protested. "The… You know!" he blushed again. "The horizontal Macarena!"

Jounouchi frowned and scratched his head, while blinking. "They were… Dancing?"

"Agh! No! They were- Oh God! Ryou and Bakura were having SEX!"

Jounouchi staggered backwards and fell on his ass as Yugi's hands immediately covered his lips realizing only too late that he had spoken that a bit to loudly. He nearly shrieked though, when he turned around, following the direction of Jounouchi's saucer like eyes, and noticed a certain white haired person standing in the doorway of the science lab. Standing there, eyes almost as wide and fearful as a young colt's in his first trip to the city.

"Ryou!"

Oh, no! He heard everything!

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