Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Internet Dates ❯ Chapter 2
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By: KittyCatz(2) 
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.12.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 453 | Visits: 195 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.12.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 453 | Visits: 195 | Status: Completed
Internet Dates - Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO
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Bakura's POV:
Now I'm in that damn bar that Ryou set up and this stupid woman, Cecil...no...Cecilia or something is late. Typical mortal! Ryou's all 'you've got to dress up to look nice for her!' Then he gives ME a suit, that I can at least deal with. But no, he wouldn't stop there, he put this weird smelling stuff called cologne and gave me a bouquet of red roses! He's gonna make me seem like a cream puff! He's so...EVIL! I mean, sure, he's innocent but, oh not to ME! He's all nice and sweet to people...people except me! I mean setting me up on this internet date thing, and making me go, and putting that cologne on me! How dare he?! What I ever do?! I mean besides the stealing and being King of Thieves, and burning down the oven and microwave, the torturing...ok, I'm starting to understand. But still! And mortals keep hitting on me! This one so called girl who is obviously a guy...ooohhh now that was torture! Good! My alcohol is here...time to get drunk!
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Meanwhile:
"Ok, Mr. Guard! I'm ready! Don't I look daaarling?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
"Say I do! Look at me! I'm a sexy thang!"
"oookkk, now your date's name is Bakura-"
"Ooohhhhh!!! You mean the cutie who tried to kill me?"
"Uhhhh, I dunno. I mean Bakura is probably a very common name amongst...Japanese boys."
"Oh, Mr. Guardie! How many cute British boys with white hair who live in Japan do you know?"
"Uh...one sir."
"And why is that cutie patutie a boy?"
"Well he has a-"
"No....well I'm sure he does...but I mean he's a guy and so am I...so why are we on a date?
".....You can never trust those internet dating sites, can you? So are you not going to show?"
"Oh but Bakura-boy is sooooo cccuuutttee!"
"....well then you better get to that bar..."
"Already gone, Mr. Guardie!"
"I really wish he'd remember my name..."
"Oops! FORGOT MY PURSE AND TO SKIP OUT OF THE ROOM! Silly me!"
"I swear he's worse than Micheal Jackson..."
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WHAT HAVE I DONE TO POOR BAKURA?! OH WELL....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sry if this offends any MJ fans.
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO
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Bakura's POV:
Now I'm in that damn bar that Ryou set up and this stupid woman, Cecil...no...Cecilia or something is late. Typical mortal! Ryou's all 'you've got to dress up to look nice for her!' Then he gives ME a suit, that I can at least deal with. But no, he wouldn't stop there, he put this weird smelling stuff called cologne and gave me a bouquet of red roses! He's gonna make me seem like a cream puff! He's so...EVIL! I mean, sure, he's innocent but, oh not to ME! He's all nice and sweet to people...people except me! I mean setting me up on this internet date thing, and making me go, and putting that cologne on me! How dare he?! What I ever do?! I mean besides the stealing and being King of Thieves, and burning down the oven and microwave, the torturing...ok, I'm starting to understand. But still! And mortals keep hitting on me! This one so called girl who is obviously a guy...ooohhh now that was torture! Good! My alcohol is here...time to get drunk!
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Meanwhile:
"Ok, Mr. Guard! I'm ready! Don't I look daaarling?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
"Say I do! Look at me! I'm a sexy thang!"
"oookkk, now your date's name is Bakura-"
"Ooohhhhh!!! You mean the cutie who tried to kill me?"
"Uhhhh, I dunno. I mean Bakura is probably a very common name amongst...Japanese boys."
"Oh, Mr. Guardie! How many cute British boys with white hair who live in Japan do you know?"
"Uh...one sir."
"And why is that cutie patutie a boy?"
"Well he has a-"
"No....well I'm sure he does...but I mean he's a guy and so am I...so why are we on a date?
".....You can never trust those internet dating sites, can you? So are you not going to show?"
"Oh but Bakura-boy is sooooo cccuuutttee!"
"....well then you better get to that bar..."
"Already gone, Mr. Guardie!"
"I really wish he'd remember my name..."
"Oops! FORGOT MY PURSE AND TO SKIP OUT OF THE ROOM! Silly me!"
"I swear he's worse than Micheal Jackson..."
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WHAT HAVE I DONE TO POOR BAKURA?! OH WELL....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sry if this offends any MJ fans.