Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Ishtar Family Gathering ❯ All Tied Up and No Place to Go ( Chapter 1 )

Ishtar Family Gathering

Chapter 1: All Tied Up and No Place to Go

Yugi: What happened to YOU?

Malik: -_-;; Don't ask. It was Isis' idea.

Isis: Well excuse ME if I thought this would be fun!

Malik: *standing on Rishid's shoulders*

Rishid: *standing on Isis' shoulders*

Isis: *standing on the ground*

Rishid: Maybe this isn't so bad!

Malik: Shut up. I'm so high up, the people below look like ants!

Isis: -_-;; Malik, you're twelve feet off the ground. Those ARE ants.

Malik: *studies the ants with fascination* That would explain the three body parts.

Rishid: *steps on an ant*

Malik: O_O NOOOO!!! ANITA!!!

Isis + Rishid + Yugi: O_o Anita?

Yugi: Isis, how can you support all that weight? It's humanly impossible!

Isis: O_O It is? Why'd you have to tell me that! *starts to fall over*

Malik + Rishid: O_O AHHHHH!!!

All: *collapse in a pile*

Rishid: Master Malik, please get off me.

Malik: Don't complain. I've got ISIS on me!

Isis: O_O ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT???

Malik: Yes, I think I am.

Isis: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS PILE, I'LL KICK YOUR- OWWW! RISHID, GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY HEAD!!!

Rishid: O_O My foot's not on your head. It's right there. *points to the foot in front of him*

Malik: O_O No way! That's MY foot!

Isis: O_O I thought that was MY foot.

All: O_O OH NO!!!

Malik: O_O I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET!

Isis: O_O I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS!

Rishid: O_O I CAN'T FEEL MY HEAD!

Isis: Okay, let's stay calm. We're all tangled, and we don't know what body part belongs to who.

Malik: RISHID! I WANT OUT!

Rishid: I do too.

Malik: O_O Hey! I feel something round and squishy! *squeezes something*

Isis: PERVERT! *smacks Malik*

Rishid: -_-;;

Yugi: O_o Are you guys okay?

Isis: Yes.

Rishid: No.

Malik: SAVE ME!

Yugi: ^_^ Good. Bye! *skips home*

Malik: NOOOO!!! DON'T GO!

Rishid: This MUST be a bad dream. Pinch me.

Isis: *pinches the arm nearest to Rishid*

Malik: OW! *kicks the arm nearest to Isis*

Rishid: YEOW! *punches a random body* HEY! OW!

Isis: -_-;; ...Let's stop this.

Malik: Yes, Isis-kun.

Isis: DON'T CALL ME ISIS-KUN!!!

Malik: Of course, Isis-kun. I won't do it again, Isis-kun.

Isis: Shut up, Malik-sama.

Malik: Don't call me Malik-sama.

Isis: Then don't call ME Isis-kun, Malik-sama!

Malik: DON'T CALL ME MALIK-SAMA!!! *leaps at Isis, making Rishid's head hit the ground*'

Rishid: OW! Don't do that Malik-sama-OOPS! O_O

Malik: *turns around to face Rishid making Isis' head hit the ground*

Isis: HEY THAT HURT!

Rishid: O_O Sorry master Malik!

Isis: Let's play a game! We'll see how long we can go without hurting each other!

Rishid: Sounds good.

Malik: Do I have too?

Isis: YES!

Malik: O_O

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Aika Hanyou: O_O;;; Um... I'm gonna leave it here... tell me if I should bother continuing this...