Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Day ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

Bakura: Joey got his breakfast.

Joey: Mmm, my favorite! Eggs, toast, bacon, and pancakes served with a healthy glass of orange juice, part of this complete-

Rex: I do better advertising than that.

Author: Where did you come from?

Rex: A place.

Joey: Aren't I supposed to be the main character.

Author: Your going to be the dead character pretty soon.

Mai: Can I help kill him.

Joey: This story is supposed to be about me.

Mai: Shut up!

Author: You need social classes Mai. Now get on with the story.

Joey: Do you know that this breakfast is made of cardboard? Why are you always so cheap Kitty?

Author: I'm not spending good money on you.

Joey: Why not?

Author: I have better things to spend it on.

Joey: Like what?

Author: Useless trinkets and inanimate objects.

Bakura: Like those salt shakers she just has to get.

Author: Got a problem with my liking of sodium chloride?

Bakura: Yes.

Author: I'll give you three seconds to get back to narrating or you're fired. One…

Bakura: You're not serious.

Author: Two…

Bakura: You can't do this.

Author: Th-

Bakura: *frantically* After breakfast Joey headed to school. On his way he decided to…

Go back and take a shower (Chapter Three)

Stop by at the game shop (Chapter Five)

Forget going somewhere, he's got to get to school (Chapter Six)

Go chase down some girl sitting on the sidewalk (Chapter Nine)