Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Day ❯ Chapter 22

Bakura: Joey takes Mary Sue to a restaurant.

Mary Sue: But I hate seafood.

Joey: I hate you.

Mary Sue: Are you just pretending to like me?

Joey: *rolls eyes* No, of course not.

Mary Sue: Okay good. Can we go somewhere that's not a seafood place?

Joey: Puh.

Author: Oh no.

Mary Sue: What's puh?

Bakura: Yeah what is puh? You never answered that the last time.

Mai: Well he did, but it wasn't a good answer.

Author: Can we get on with the story?

Mai: You always want us to get on with the story. We'll never get on with the story.

Author: Do it or you're fired.

Mai: Empty threat.

Mary Sue: I'm allergic to seafood.

Mai: You can't fire me. You need me!

Author: Says you!

Mary Sue: One time I had to go to the hospital because of some shrimp.

Bakura: Will you two stop fighting!

Mary Sue: Can't we go to the movies instead?

Mai: I'll rip your head off!

Author: You wish you could!

Joey: HEY!! Do you guys know that I'm still the main character?

Author: Do you know that no one cares!

Mary Sue: Why are we all yelling at each other?

Mai: Because we like to!

Author: Mai shouldn't even be here! *points to Mai*

Mai: Kitty says too much! *points to Kitty*

Joey: Do you people know I'm still alive! *proceeds to point to someone then realizes there's no one he should point at* Oops.

Mary Sue: I-

Author: Oh shut up. You're not even a real mary sue, you're just a poser.

Mai: Poser Sue!

Bakura: Shut up!

Joey: Hey Bakura! Here's a narration for ya! Joey goes to bed THE END! ^_^

Bakura: You can't end this thing without me! Only I have the power to end it!

Author: With my permission!

Bakura: I don't need that!

All: *arguing continues*

--Five Hours Later--

Author: *bites into shrimp* Mmm, this is great shrimp.

Bakura: I'm kind of glad we were fighting in front of the restaurant.

Joey: Yeah, free food if we shut up.

Poser Sue: Let's go fight in front of McDonalds next.

Author: I'm in the mood for Checkers.

Mai: How about Chinese?

Author: Oh, let's do it all.

All: YEAH!!

Author's Notes: Wow you made it this far.

Should Kitty Hino write more fics designed like this?

Who's day should I do next?