Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Nutty Show ❯ The show begins ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Joey: *clears his throat* Welcome to the Joey show starring me!!!!!!!! Joey!!!!!! And no one else!!!!
bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Manager: ehem'

Joey: oh uh right sorry.....for our first guest I welcome you, Bakura Ryou from Domino city!!!!!

................... (silence)

Joey: Uh Bakura Ryou!!!!

....................................................... (silence again)

Joey: TRISTAN YOU BITCH GET BAKURA OUT HERE!!!!!!!

Tristan: Oh right yeh that's my job!!! *points at his badge.* Never fear!!! Tristan is here!

Joey: Oh fuk....

Bakura: *hides behind the curtain* don't take me there don't take me there!!!! NOOOO!!!!

Tristan: *Grabs Bakura* come on little man.

Bakura: Don't touch me there!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH FUK!!!!!!

Joey: Tristan your not suposed to touch him there you asshole.

Tristan: Well why didn't he tell me then!!!

Joey: people just get more and more stupider by the minute.

Bakura: *enters in rubbing his ass* ouch.....

Joey: So tell me your problem Bakura

Bakura: It's my damn Yami!!!! He beats me up every day and he calls me all sorts of names!!!!!

Joey: ZZzzzzzzzzzz.....oh what....uh yeh thats right buddy.....zzzzzzzz....bring in the next guest.

Tristan: *runs away* this guest is really crazy!!!! I don't think he has a clue to what is going on here!!!!!

Yami Bakura: FUK U ALL!!!! *sticks up both his middle fingers than glares at bakura* You!!!!!!!! grrrrr!!!! U
BITCH!!!!!! WHY DID U BRING ME HERE!!!!! *glares at Joey* and you!!!

Joey: *hides*

Bakura: *gulps* AAAAHHH HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!

Yami Bakura: U big fuk I can't kill u!!!!! U r my hikari!!! (other half) if I killed u I would have killed myself bitch!!!!
HERE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Then why are you so mean!!!! Why can't you be nicer!!!

Yami Bakura: I just can't!!!!! I'm evil by blood!!!! I can't do it!!!!

Joey: Yeh u can YB!!! It's easy................ just buy a condom and find someone-"

Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!! I DON'T MEAN THAT KIND OF IT!!!!

Joey: Ooh...well I know you know why your here

Yami Bakura: U fuk I don't know.

Joey: Yes you do...

Yami Bakura: No I don't

Joey: You do!!!

Yami Bakura: U FUK'N BITCH I DON'T KNOW!!!!! U BIG ASS!

Joey: *hides scared* ummmm don't you read the title of our show?

Yami Bakura: This show was made because of that bitch Twilight Key!!!!

Twilight Key: Shut up or I'll turn you into cheese the next time I let you in this show!!!!

Lady from the audience: I think Yami Bakura afraid.

Yami Bakura: *walks up to her* BITCH!!!! YOU MOTHER FUK'N BITCH!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S
AFRAID!!!!!!!

Tristan: whoa there nelly!!! Be a nice doggy!!!

Yami Bakura: WANT ME TO SHOW YOU!!! HERE!!!!! *begins to unbuckle his pants*

Bakura: NO!!!!! *jumps in front of him* stop!!!

Joey: *covering his eyes* is it over yet?

Yami Bakura: *starts chasing Tristan* AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHH!!!!!

Tristan: AH!!!!! *runs away* tell my mommy I love her!!! AHHHHH!!!!

Audience: Yaaaaaay!!!

Bakura: *also runs away*

Joey: Ah shit my career is ruined now....

Lady from the audience: I think Yami Bakura is too afraid to have sex...

Yami Bakura: WHAT DID U SAY BITCH????? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!! *jumps on the lady*

Tristan: *jumps on YB'S head* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yami Bakura: bitch!!!! get your ass off of me right now!!!!!

Tristan: I'm stuck....uh I remember!!!! I put crazy glue on my butt this morning!!! *walks away with YB on his butt*

Bakura: *laughing uncontrollably* This is great!!!! My hikari is stuck on a guy's ass!

Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAHH!!! NOOOOOO FUUUCCCCK!!!!!

Joey: Well uh let's bring in our next guests.....

Marik: Please not me...

Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ishizu: Bequiet brothers!!!! I'm older so I am the boss of u!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami Marik: Oh shit...

Marik: *comes on to the stage* BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

Bakura: *claps slowly* wow amazing.....

Joey: *hehe*

Ishizu: Bequiet!!!!

Marik: Shut Up!

Ishizu: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???!!!!

Marik: Uh not you! My toaster I think.....

Joey: So Marik tell me your problem.

Marik: My ass is the problem...

Ishizu: That's not it!!!! The real problem is YM. Um uh Marik you tell him....

*Yami Marik comes in wearing a white wedding gown with smell it written across his ass*

Marik: AAAAAAAH!!! HE'S CRAZY!!!!

Yami Marik: *makes a suck it sign*

Crowd: EWWWW!!!!!!

Ishizu: Oh god.....

Joey: *gulps* You!!!!

Tristan: Now, now temper temper........

Joey: *punches trsitan and by mistake YB*

Yami Bakura: Can't you see I'm on his ass!!!!

Ishizu: 0.o....

Marik: .........

Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I'M A GIRLY-GIRL!!!!

Joey: I'm not mad at you because of that!!!!

Yami Marik: Aw is the little baby mad at bad old Yami Marik beause he locked his girlfriend in the shadows???

Joey: I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING A DRESS!!!!!!

Bakura: He's got a point!

Joey: Shut up Bakura!!!!

Bakura: Well excuse me for trying to help!!!!

Yami Bakura: Excuse him from everything and I mean everything.

Marik: Ummmmmm...

Yami Bakura: YM you're a fool you know that???

Yami Marik: Well I'm not the one with ugly white hair!!!!

Yami Bakura: BITCH!!! WE HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR!!!!

Yami Marik: Well you're ugly!!!

Yami Bakura: I'm not the one wearing a dress!!!

Yami Marik: I'm not the one stuck on an ass!!!!

Yami Bakura: Boo hoo Yami Marik hates me!!! How will I ever get sleep tonight????

Yami Marik: Like this...*pinches his ass*

Yami Bakura: BITCH!!! HOW IS THAT GONNA GET ME TO SLEEP!!!!

Yami Marik: dunno....

InuYasha: I'm not suposed to be here right!?

Twilight Key: Oh yes you are!!!!!

InuYasha: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *runs away from Twilight Key's leash*

Marik: o_o........

Ishizu: *grabs YM's ear* you be good now!!!!

Yami Marik: Please Have Mercy sister!!!!!!!

Ishizu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Bakura: Yaaaay!!!! A nickel!!!! Oh sorry.....

Joey: Next guest is Yami, Yugi and Tea!

Yami: Be cool and stay in school!!!

Yami Marik: What do you know you're over 5,000 years old!!

Yami: Why r u wearing a dress?

Yami Marik: To bring out my inner feminine side!!

Tristan: *comes in grabbing Yugi*

Yugi: 0.o um YB why r u?????

Yami Bakura: Crazy glue dammit....

Tea: WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sailor Moon: Tea *cough* is *cough* a *cough* slut....ehem....

Yami Bakura: True....very true...

Yugi: That's not nice!!!!!

Yami Marik: neither is this *burps really loud*

Yami Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UP SO THE FUKED PHARAOH CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Thankyou....hey wait a minute!!!

Yami Bakura: *chuckles*

Tristan: Aaaah that feels much better (just to let you know he farted)

Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAH!!!!! NOOOO!!!!! THE SMELL!!!! THE HORRIBLE SMELL!!!!!!!!

Tea: 0.o why is YB stuck on Tristan's ass????

Everyone: Shut up Tea!!!!!

Twilight Key: Don't worry!!! There's one more chapter to thisstory and that's it!!!! Then I can finish my other fic!!!

InuYasha: *runs away* AAAAH!!!! NO MORE LEASHES!!!!

Twilight Key: I'M CRAZY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ok yeh that's enough....the next chapter is very short

so enjoy it when it apears!!!