Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just a Challenge ❯ Frat Boys ( Chapter 12 )
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The Key
Mylittleunderground- So it's cute you want aye?
Tea: “I'm sensing a bit of negative energy from the people on Media Miner.”
Haven Cell: “You're not a very popular character. I don't know. You are a bit boring.”
Tea: “Boring?” *Splash* “Look I fell in Kaiba's pool with my clothes on. How hilarious is that? That is so Tea.”
Kaiba: “Great. I'm going to have to drain the pool and have Joey scrub in down.”
Tea and Joey: “Bitch.”
Joey swallowed the cupcake and tried to figure a way out of this. He remembered the key chain around Kaiba's neck but he couldn't get to it being tied up and all. It was a skeleton key there was a chance it would even unlock the bicycle lock and rope he was tied up with. Kaiba stretched and rolled over in his sleep his chin placed above the top of Joey's head and his arms around his neck. Joey was happy about this only because now he'd be able to reach the key chain with his teeth. He bit Kaiba's collar and pulled it out of the way then he searched for it by feel of his lips. This made Kaiba moan. “Oh Jounochi, don't stop.” `Who's Jounochi?' Joey thought. `Does Kaiba ava girlfriend? He would doe, dat pervert.' He found the chain and suckled it into his mouth. He pulled his head upward to get it over Kaiba's head his mouth brushing against his cheek. Unfortunately Kaiba chose that moment to move his head, making they're lips touch. He was paralyzed for a second but decided to freak out later. He finally got it over his head. `That was hot. Wait what did I just think?' Joey mentally backed away from himself. He shook his head furiously, swinging the chain towards his hand. Lucky for him the lock was right there and he pulled himself out of the rope easily. He pushed Kaiba off him which made him make sounds like a baby being removed from his teddy bear. Joey, afraid that he would wake up stroked his back cooing. “Don't worry mama's just go'n to da grocers.” This seemed to work and he tip toed over to the door and put the key in the lock he turned it till he heard a click and pulled. But it wouldn't nudge. He pulled harder tried turning the handle the other way. He looked at it thoughtfully and pulled it again. “Try pushing it.” Kaiba suggested his eyes still closed. Joey jumped at his voice.
“How long av yah bin awake!?” Joey demanded.
“That was completely worth it.” Joey stared at him reproachfully backing out of the door.
*The next day*
Kaiba wished he didn't send mokuba to summer camp to be alone with Joey, now he just plain alone. He walked out of his mansion to be by the pool. His jaw dropped when he saw; in huge purple and red letters on his perfect house. `Joey was here'. “Man, I love him.” He said to himself.
Kaiba: “Marking your territory?”
Joey: “What? No vandalism. Vandalism!”
Kaiba: “That was a very sweet thing to do when I was all alone. That's why you're the bitch.”
Joey: “No, me and Haven always talk `bout how you da bitch. Right Cell?”
Haven Cell: “Leave me out of this.”
Kaiba: “No, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch. You see how the articles make all the difference?”