Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just Like You ❯ Drop Dead ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: -InternetKnowingKitty- 
The Saga Begins! But First a few notes just so ya know...
Author Note1-If you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh,you must have mad vampire squirrels attacking your neck and little smurfs inside your head.
Author Note2-If you think I own the song Get Busy,Just Like You, and Where are We Runnin?,it's by Sean Paul,3 Days Grace,and Lenny Kravitz.
Author Note3-If you think I own the the mad vampire squirrels and the little smurfs and the band The Cure,you are insane.
Author Note4-You want to know what I own?! DO YOU?! I own my cat that lives in my house,my cell phone,this idea of story,my head,the voices inside it,and my friend Jerry!!! HAPPY NOW YOU FREAKS IN THE PUDDLE OF MUD WHICH I OWN?!?! HUH?!?! On with the story.
Oh,the people in this story are ,Bakura,Ryou,Yami,Yugi,Kaiba,and Marik.Remember everything has to be odd;me my lucky numbers,and you.
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG.YOU WANNA SEE THE VIDEO? Go to Launch.com They got video of this!!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.21.2004 | Updated On: 07.03.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
The Saga Begins! But First a few notes just so ya know...
Author Note1-If you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh,you must have mad vampire squirrels attacking your neck and little smurfs inside your head.
Author Note2-If you think I own the song Get Busy,Just Like You, and Where are We Runnin?,it's by Sean Paul,3 Days Grace,and Lenny Kravitz.
Author Note3-If you think I own the the mad vampire squirrels and the little smurfs and the band The Cure,you are insane.
Author Note4-You want to know what I own?! DO YOU?! I own my cat that lives in my house,my cell phone,this idea of story,my head,the voices inside it,and my friend Jerry!!! HAPPY NOW YOU FREAKS IN THE PUDDLE OF MUD WHICH I OWN?!?! HUH?!?! On with the story.
Oh,the people in this story are ,Bakura,Ryou,Yami,Yugi,Kaiba,and Marik.Remember everything has to be odd;me my lucky numbers,and you.
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL SONG.YOU WANNA SEE THE VIDEO? Go to Launch.com They got video of this!!!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.21.2004 | Updated On: 07.03.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
-Hello,I'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!! I'm a crazy doctor named Fluffykins...BWAHHAHAHA!!! *Ahem* Anyway,our story starts with the YuGiOh gang at Ryou and Bakuras house on Saturday.Everyones going crazy...-
Marik:Die Yami die!!! *Chasing Yami with Millenium Rod*
Bakura:DIE DIE DIE!!! *Chasing with knife*
Ryou:Kura No!!*Dives on Bakura and falls on the floor with him* You promised no blood stains on the carpet!!
Yami:Screw the damn carpet! Get them away from me!!*Dives under coffee table*Yugi help me!!
Yugi:You help me! *Now running away from Marik,Marik now with chainsaw*
Marik:FEAR ME MINI-PHAROAH!! WHERE ARE YOUR HEART OF THE CARDS NOW?!?!
Anzu:No! I won't let you hurt my boyfriend!!
Everyone:*Stops and stares at Anzu with blank looks*
Kaiba:Since when did you start goin' out with Yugi?
Bakura:Who the hell cares?!*Pushes Ryou off and chases Yugi*
Ryou:*Hides in the corner*I can't bare to see the carpet!
Yugi:*Running around like a psyco* Help would be nice people!!
Kaiba:*Laying on the couch watching TV*
Marik:HAHAHA!!! DIE HOBBIT DIE!! *Turns on chainsaw*
Anzu:*Slaps Marik on the face*
Marik:What'd you do that for?!
Anzu:I won't let you hurt my lover!
Yugi:*Still running from Bakura*
Marik:Lover? Fine I won't kill your lover.*Walks over and kicks the coffee table over*I'll kill the pharoah instead!!
Yugi:*Stops*Whew.
Yami:*Crawls as fast as he can away*
Kaiba:*Fliping channels* Soaps...Soaps...Sex and The City...Soaps...Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Ryou:*Watches Bakura miss Yami and stab the coffee table*
Bakura:Damn you pharoah!
Marik:If he's your lover why did you lie to me when we were dating?!
Anzu:Because you were crazy!!
Yami:*Running away from Bakura*
Bakura:*Laughs evily*Dance monkey dance!!!
Yugi:Poor Yami...Not my problem right now though...
Anzu:I hate you!!
Marik:I hate you too!!
Anzu:I don't get why we had sex then...
Marik:We were drunk oh dumb one!
Ryou:*Opens eyes* No blood on the carpet...yet...
Kaiba:Ooh! Who wants to be a millionare!
Bakura:*Runs to where Marik is and grabs the chainsaw*Die you ass!!*Runs after Yami*
Ryou:*Hears doorbell*Who can that be... *Crawls toward door going over dead furniture*Oh,hi...what are you doing here...?
Yugi:Let me change the channel!!
Kaiba:No.Screw you!
Yugi:Gimme!! OR I'm tellin'!
Kaiba:It's mine!!
Bakura:*Runs behind TV with Yami* So close! Yes!!*Yami jumps over the TV making Bakura chop the TV in half* Damn you!!
Kaiba:Noooo!!!
Yami:Ha.A little weak aren't you tomb robber?
Marik:Well is it my fault that the kids wouldn't stop crying?!
Anzu:Well then why did you send them to the shadow realm?
Marik:The little asses wouldn't shutup!!
Ryou:Ishizu,why are you here?
Ishizu:So I can pick up my brother...*Stares at all the fighting
* Oh my gosh!!
Ryou:Hold on...*Grabs Bakura* No mas Baku.No killing the pharoah.I told you that already.
Bakura:*Pushes Ryou* It's my choice! So back off!!
Ryou:No.You can kill the dummy Yami later.Remember the one that I made so you wouldn't kill the real one?
Yami:*Walks towards them* You made a dummy of me??
Bakura:Yeah,and it looks like the real dummy.
Yami:Why you..*Grabs a frying pan from the kitchen and starts chasing both of them*
Kaiba:Thanks a lot Yugi,you killed the TV!!
Yugi:Did not!!
Ishizu:*Stares at all the people killing*
Marik:It was your fault that you got me a stripper for my birthday!!
Anzu:You didn't have to put all the money I shared with you in the strippers assho-
Ishizu:STOP!!!
Everyone:*Stops with all the choking and killing*
Ishizu:I can't believe you! I'm sure you all have been raised right!!
Ryou:Bakura hasn't.
Bakura:*Smiles innocently*I still can't read.
Ishizu:Who cares?! You people are crazy!! And I for one are going to change this!!
Marik:Why?
Ishizu:Because,this is how Dr.Fluffykins planned this.
Everyone:Dr.Fluffykins?!
Dr.Fluffykins:*Stealing pie from the fridge*I'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!!! *Runs out the door*
Kaiba:So what are you going to do? Make us hold hands?
Ishizu:Nope.I'm going to make you all switch bodies!!*Dark clouds and junk around with lightning and clouds*HAHAHAHA!!!
Yami:Right...
Ishizu:*Chanting*BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo!!
Anzu:Sorry I didn't hear that...
Bakura:She said BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo,Duh.
Yugi:A rat could remember that.
Kaiba:You shouldn't say stuff like that about Bakura.
Marik:*Snickers*
Bakura:Yeah,Hey wait-
Ishizu:*Raises hands and a bright light comes shining*
*Later at night*
Everyone:*Wakes up a few seconds after others*
Yugi:What happened...?
Yami:I don't know...*Stares at hands* My hands are tan!!
Marik:Pharoah don't yell...*Runs fingers through hair*THis isn't my hair!!
Ryou:You must have been switched to Yami's body.
Yami:This suks.
Marik:This is great!!
Marik:Die Yami die!!! *Chasing Yami with Millenium Rod*
Bakura:DIE DIE DIE!!! *Chasing with knife*
Ryou:Kura No!!*Dives on Bakura and falls on the floor with him* You promised no blood stains on the carpet!!
Yami:Screw the damn carpet! Get them away from me!!*Dives under coffee table*Yugi help me!!
Yugi:You help me! *Now running away from Marik,Marik now with chainsaw*
Marik:FEAR ME MINI-PHAROAH!! WHERE ARE YOUR HEART OF THE CARDS NOW?!?!
Anzu:No! I won't let you hurt my boyfriend!!
Everyone:*Stops and stares at Anzu with blank looks*
Kaiba:Since when did you start goin' out with Yugi?
Bakura:Who the hell cares?!*Pushes Ryou off and chases Yugi*
Ryou:*Hides in the corner*I can't bare to see the carpet!
Yugi:*Running around like a psyco* Help would be nice people!!
Kaiba:*Laying on the couch watching TV*
Marik:HAHAHA!!! DIE HOBBIT DIE!! *Turns on chainsaw*
Anzu:*Slaps Marik on the face*
Marik:What'd you do that for?!
Anzu:I won't let you hurt my lover!
Yugi:*Still running from Bakura*
Marik:Lover? Fine I won't kill your lover.*Walks over and kicks the coffee table over*I'll kill the pharoah instead!!
Yugi:*Stops*Whew.
Yami:*Crawls as fast as he can away*
Kaiba:*Fliping channels* Soaps...Soaps...Sex and The City...Soaps...Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Ryou:*Watches Bakura miss Yami and stab the coffee table*
Bakura:Damn you pharoah!
Marik:If he's your lover why did you lie to me when we were dating?!
Anzu:Because you were crazy!!
Yami:*Running away from Bakura*
Bakura:*Laughs evily*Dance monkey dance!!!
Yugi:Poor Yami...Not my problem right now though...
Anzu:I hate you!!
Marik:I hate you too!!
Anzu:I don't get why we had sex then...
Marik:We were drunk oh dumb one!
Ryou:*Opens eyes* No blood on the carpet...yet...
Kaiba:Ooh! Who wants to be a millionare!
Bakura:*Runs to where Marik is and grabs the chainsaw*Die you ass!!*Runs after Yami*
Ryou:*Hears doorbell*Who can that be... *Crawls toward door going over dead furniture*Oh,hi...what are you doing here...?
Yugi:Let me change the channel!!
Kaiba:No.Screw you!
Yugi:Gimme!! OR I'm tellin'!
Kaiba:It's mine!!
Bakura:*Runs behind TV with Yami* So close! Yes!!*Yami jumps over the TV making Bakura chop the TV in half* Damn you!!
Kaiba:Noooo!!!
Yami:Ha.A little weak aren't you tomb robber?
Marik:Well is it my fault that the kids wouldn't stop crying?!
Anzu:Well then why did you send them to the shadow realm?
Marik:The little asses wouldn't shutup!!
Ryou:Ishizu,why are you here?
Ishizu:So I can pick up my brother...*Stares at all the fighting
* Oh my gosh!!
Ryou:Hold on...*Grabs Bakura* No mas Baku.No killing the pharoah.I told you that already.
Bakura:*Pushes Ryou* It's my choice! So back off!!
Ryou:No.You can kill the dummy Yami later.Remember the one that I made so you wouldn't kill the real one?
Yami:*Walks towards them* You made a dummy of me??
Bakura:Yeah,and it looks like the real dummy.
Yami:Why you..*Grabs a frying pan from the kitchen and starts chasing both of them*
Kaiba:Thanks a lot Yugi,you killed the TV!!
Yugi:Did not!!
Ishizu:*Stares at all the people killing*
Marik:It was your fault that you got me a stripper for my birthday!!
Anzu:You didn't have to put all the money I shared with you in the strippers assho-
Ishizu:STOP!!!
Everyone:*Stops with all the choking and killing*
Ishizu:I can't believe you! I'm sure you all have been raised right!!
Ryou:Bakura hasn't.
Bakura:*Smiles innocently*I still can't read.
Ishizu:Who cares?! You people are crazy!! And I for one are going to change this!!
Marik:Why?
Ishizu:Because,this is how Dr.Fluffykins planned this.
Everyone:Dr.Fluffykins?!
Dr.Fluffykins:*Stealing pie from the fridge*I'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!!! *Runs out the door*
Kaiba:So what are you going to do? Make us hold hands?
Ishizu:Nope.I'm going to make you all switch bodies!!*Dark clouds and junk around with lightning and clouds*HAHAHAHA!!!
Yami:Right...
Ishizu:*Chanting*BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo!!
Anzu:Sorry I didn't hear that...
Bakura:She said BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo,Duh.
Yugi:A rat could remember that.
Kaiba:You shouldn't say stuff like that about Bakura.
Marik:*Snickers*
Bakura:Yeah,Hey wait-
Ishizu:*Raises hands and a bright light comes shining*
*Later at night*
Everyone:*Wakes up a few seconds after others*
Yugi:What happened...?
Yami:I don't know...*Stares at hands* My hands are tan!!
Marik:Pharoah don't yell...*Runs fingers through hair*THis isn't my hair!!
Ryou:You must have been switched to Yami's body.
Yami:This suks.
Marik:This is great!!