Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just Like You ❯ A New Twist Full Of Squabble ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
-So after a while of beating the shit out of Bakura while he was female,they're still at the mini pharoahs house.Bakura and Marik are still kindof drunk,but they are able to talk like a normal person...normal? Just read the chapter!

Yami:*Scribbling on paper*So how many people are we missing?

Yugi:Since we practically killed Anzu and Kaiba *yawn* decided to jump out of the hollogram and may have died... 2.

Marik:So we're all going down one by one?

Yugi:Apparently.

Ryou:Who's next?

Bakura:Who knows? It could be all of us at once.

Yami:Good point.

Marik:I think Yugi will be going next.

Yugi:Me?

Marik:Well duh,you're the hobbit...

Yami:I think he's still drunk.

Marik:*Passes out on the floor*

Ryou:*Kicks Mariks unconcious body* Yup...He's still drunk.

Yugi:What now?

Bakura:We still have to make the story interesting.

Yami:Let's keep ploting!

Bakura:We still have to plot!?

Yami:A problem tomb raider?

Bakura:Hell yeah! We've been plotting since the last chapter!

Yami:Quit the squabbling Bakura!

Bakura:Try and tell that to my face!

Ryou and Yugi:*Stare as the two fighting and falling on Marik*

Ryou:What does this have to do with the story?

Yugi:Who knows?

Bakura:*Chasing Yami with his new knife*

Yami:*Blocking the jabs with Mariks body*

Ryou:Don't do that Yami you'll kill Marik!

Yami:Who cares anyway?!

Ishizu:*Pops out of nowhere*I do!

Yugi:She's back from America??

Ryou:This is way too crazy!!

Ishizu:*Turns to see Yami using Marik for a shield*PUT DOWN MY BROTHER!!!

Yami:*Throws the body forward and into Bakura's knife*Uh-oh...

Ishizu:YOU KILLED MY BROTHER~!!!!

Yami:I KILLED MY OWN BODY?!?!

Bakura:Uhhh...*Steps away and smiles innocently*

Ishizu:*Yapping a lot of junk about her brother and importance of friendship*

Ryou:*Takes Bakura to the corner of the room to hide*

Yami:*Does the same with Yugi*

Ishizu:In the recent chapter,you killed 2 people!

Bakura:*Whispers from corner*Kaiba jumped out of the Colloseum.We didn't kill him.

Ryou:Did you put vodca on his slice of pizza?

Bakura:Oops...

Ryou:A little late isn't it? Plus that makes you responsible for him maybe dead.

Ishizu:Late is right.You're body is now in a dumpster around town.

Bakura:Oh fuck I forgot about that!*Looks down*I'm still female.Shit!

Ishizu:Not for long.I'll just have to make dew with the alive bodies.

Yugi:*Laughs weakly*Mountain Dew?

Yami:Run...NOW!!!*Sprints out the door with the rest behind him*


Fast lane
High speed
On the grind
24/7
No time
Always runnin’ here and there
Chasin’ the money
So much jibber jabber’s
Cloggin’ up our soul


Bakura and Ryou:*Running at full speed up the street*

Ryou:Where are we runnin to?

Yugi:Ooh,Great song!*Everyone pauses and dances while running to the music*

Bakura:Lenny Kravitz rocks!

Yugi:Wait,where are we going?

Yami:Screw whoever cares! We have to go before Ishizu skins our hides!

In style
Profile
Got to buy
The new Cavalli
Keep the skin tight
And the booty in the air
Don’t stop the party
The road is paved but narrow
I hope we all get home

Yugi:This neighborhood looks familiar...

Ryou:No wonder! It's Dukes neighborhood!

Bakura:*Runs toward Dukes house*Perfect!

Yami:How is it perfect?

Bakura:Hehe.*Evil grins*I know how to hotwire a car!! Hop in!

Ryou:It's stupid,but oh hell!!!

Where are we runnin’?
We need some time to clear our heads
Where are we runnin’?
Keep on working ‘til we’re dead
Where are we runnin’?
Oo wee oo wee oo
Where are we runnin’ now

Ryou:Whooo!!!

Yugi:*Dancing to the music*

Yami:Where exactly are we going...?

Bakura:Simple,we're going to Maliks's house.

Everyone:WHAT?!

Bakura:Malik's house!

Where you runnin’ girl
I see you up there
Oh you up on that stage
You up there
I saw you

Yami:Why his house?

Bakura:I have no idea.

Ryou:Whatever your planning,make it quick!*Points behind them*I can hear Ishizu yelling from here!

Bakura:That can't be good...*Steps on the gas pedal*

Where are we running
We need some time to clear our heads
Where are we runnin’
Keep on working ‘til we’re dead
Where are we runnin’
Oo wee oo wee oo
Where are we runnin’ now
Yeah yeah

Bakura:So,I think Malik can help us since his evil sister is chasing us and his alter ego is dead...I think thanks to Yami.

Yami:It was not my fault!

Yugi:Yeah,it was!

Where are we running
We need some time to clear our heads
Where are we runnin’
Keep on working ‘til we’re dead

Ryou:OH shit!

Yami:What?

Ryou:The song is ending!

Bakura:No! Dammit we need more fast speed chase music.Yugi! Look for music!

Where are we runnin’
Oo wee oo wee oo
Where are we runnin’ now
Yeah yeah, waouh !
Where are we runnin’...

Yugi:*Looks at CDs in the case* Otogi has crappy Cds.It's just a lot of burned CDs of that I'm too Sexy song!

Ryou:Crap is right.