Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just Like You ❯ Gone ( Chapter 8 )
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By: -InternetKnowingKitty- 
"Where did you come from where did you go...where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?"
This ones a bit quick but I didn't know how to explain it...One of them is gone though at the end...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.04.2004 | Updated On: 07.04.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
"Where did you come from where did you go...where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?"
This ones a bit quick but I didn't know how to explain it...One of them is gone though at the end...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.04.2004 | Updated On: 07.04.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
Ryou:*Blinks*Wait!
Yami:*Already at the steering wheel*What?
Ryou:How are we going to get to the Shadow Realm...in a car...and 4 people?
Bakura:You know that's a good question. We don't need to go in a car. But also we need to get there somehow.Plus there's one flaw in Ryous plan.
Ryou:There is?
Bakura:If we're in someone elses body,with a mill. item,we can't go. The shadows will kill us.
Yugi:He's right.They'll think we actually stole the items thanks to that bastard Ishizu.
Yami:Shit.
Ryou:*Looks down the road*Speaking of the devil...*Goes in the car*We should get going somewhere.
Yugi:But we can't go anywhere!!!
Bakura:I know! We can go to Canada!
Yami:Canada?! We can't go there by car!
Bakura:Who said we have to go by car! We can go by power!
Yugi:Power?
Bakura:The power of*Raises hands to make a rainbow*Imaaaaginaaaatioooon!!
Ryou:He's finally cracked.
Yami:Yup.Can we just drive off without him?
Ryou:NO!!!
Yami:Why?
Ryou:He's my Yami! If you leave him, I'm leaving too!*Clings to Bakura who pushes Ryou off*
Yugi:There's a farm down over there.Why don't we go there?
Yami:Sure.Not like we have anywhere else to go.
---
Meanwhile...
Ishizu:*Driving on the freeway on a motor-bike*There's nothing they can do to get away from me!I'll kill them and make sure the rats-Ooh! DairyQueen!!!
---
Anywayz
All four people:*Running away from the hillbillies*
One HillyBilly:DIE YOU WITCHES!!!
Yami:*Running at the same pace as Bakura*You really shouldn't have ruined the Cotton Eye Joe song they were playing! Have you any manners?!
Bakura:If I did,I left em in the toilet 5000 years ago pharoah!
Yugi:Next time,don't use the man-eating bug to grab their attention!
Ryou:*Jumps onto Bakuras back*Run faster!
Bakura:Now isn't the time for piggyback rides but I'll deal with it.I still have another 1000 years in me!
Yugi:*Hops on Yamis pack too*Go dammit!
Yami:*Plops face forward on the ground with Bakura trailing behind*
Bakura:*Kneels*THAT'S IT!!! I CANNOT BE A DAMN GIRL ANYMORE!!!*Takes out knife from his pocket*
Ryou:Bakura no!
Bakura:*Stares at knife then at Ryou*No what?
Yami:Don't kill yourself!
Bakura:*Laughs*I'm not gonna kill myself.*Throws knife toward hillybillys head and reaches deeper into pocket*Here's my deck!
Yugi:You want to duel?
Ryou:You are so weird!
Bakura:Not that...*Takes out a card*I summon Magic Box!
Magic Box:*Pops out of nowhere*
Yami:Tomb Robber...
Bakura:*Goes inside one of the boxes*
Yugi:Oh,that! That is smart!
Bakura:*Seconds later after the knifes and stuff walks out of the box as Bakura*
Ryou:*Hugs Bakura*You're Bakura again!
Yami:Wait...who's in the other box? That card is suppose to...
Everyone:*Stares at Anzu stabbed everywere*
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi:Can we get going now?
Bakura:Wait.*Gets out the man eating bug again*Go bug! Eat dinner! *Runs off with everyone else*
Yami:So where to?Our car is on the other side!
Bakura:*Makes rainbow*Imaaaaginaaaation!!!
Yami:Get serious!
Yugi:He may have a point there Yami.
Yami:What hikari?
Yugi:Get your winged dragon of Ra out!
Yami:You're right!*Reaches for pocket* Dammit! I'm still in Mariks body! He has my deck!
Ryou:Smooth.Now what?
Yami:All we have is Bakuras deck.How can that help?
Bakura:*Coughs*I have a blue eyes black dragon...
Yugi:How'd you get Kaiba's card if it was in my deck?!
Ryou:*Glares*Still a tomb robber.Geestelijke buitenissig!!!!
Bakura:What was that?
Ryou:It's mental freak in dutch.
Yugi:Oh...Interesting...
Yami:Use the damn card!!!
Bakura:We need to sacrifice 1 person!
Ryou:What?! Who are we going to sacrifice?
Yami:*Looks around all of them*
Yugi:I don't wanna go into a soul card!
Bakura:Hurry! They're coming closer!
Yami:Who though?
Ryou:I'll go.
Bakura:No! Not you!
Ryou:Just hurry and summon the card!
Bakura:No! I forbid-
Ryou:Just do it! Get the Blue Eyes to attack me already! You'll know what to do after it.
Bakura:*Tears in eyes*Fine...*Takes out Blue Eyes* Attck Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
Blue Eyes:*Attacks Ryou*
Ryou:*Disappears in an instant*
Bakura:*Sighs sadly*Attack again Blue Eyes!*Points to hillbillies*
Hillbillies:ACK! IT'S THE SON OF THE DAMN MONKEY UNCLE!!!*Burn into ashes*
Yami:Let's start walking back to the car.
Yugi:Right.
Bakura:*Walks slowly*
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Nightfall
Yami:*Driving the car snickering* So to Canada Bakura?
Bakura:*In the back seat grumbling* Who cares? We're all gonna die anyway.
Yugi:*In front watching the sky* Yami?
Yami:What?
Yugi:What did Ryou mean by us knowing what to do after he goes to the graveyard?
Yami:I don't know Yugi.*Turns to Bakura* What do you think?
Bakura:I think we're all gonna die.
Yami:*Already at the steering wheel*What?
Ryou:How are we going to get to the Shadow Realm...in a car...and 4 people?
Bakura:You know that's a good question. We don't need to go in a car. But also we need to get there somehow.Plus there's one flaw in Ryous plan.
Ryou:There is?
Bakura:If we're in someone elses body,with a mill. item,we can't go. The shadows will kill us.
Yugi:He's right.They'll think we actually stole the items thanks to that bastard Ishizu.
Yami:Shit.
Ryou:*Looks down the road*Speaking of the devil...*Goes in the car*We should get going somewhere.
Yugi:But we can't go anywhere!!!
Bakura:I know! We can go to Canada!
Yami:Canada?! We can't go there by car!
Bakura:Who said we have to go by car! We can go by power!
Yugi:Power?
Bakura:The power of*Raises hands to make a rainbow*Imaaaaginaaaatioooon!!
Ryou:He's finally cracked.
Yami:Yup.Can we just drive off without him?
Ryou:NO!!!
Yami:Why?
Ryou:He's my Yami! If you leave him, I'm leaving too!*Clings to Bakura who pushes Ryou off*
Yugi:There's a farm down over there.Why don't we go there?
Yami:Sure.Not like we have anywhere else to go.
---
Meanwhile...
Ishizu:*Driving on the freeway on a motor-bike*There's nothing they can do to get away from me!I'll kill them and make sure the rats-Ooh! DairyQueen!!!
---
Anywayz
All four people:*Running away from the hillbillies*
One HillyBilly:DIE YOU WITCHES!!!
Yami:*Running at the same pace as Bakura*You really shouldn't have ruined the Cotton Eye Joe song they were playing! Have you any manners?!
Bakura:If I did,I left em in the toilet 5000 years ago pharoah!
Yugi:Next time,don't use the man-eating bug to grab their attention!
Ryou:*Jumps onto Bakuras back*Run faster!
Bakura:Now isn't the time for piggyback rides but I'll deal with it.I still have another 1000 years in me!
Yugi:*Hops on Yamis pack too*Go dammit!
Yami:*Plops face forward on the ground with Bakura trailing behind*
Bakura:*Kneels*THAT'S IT!!! I CANNOT BE A DAMN GIRL ANYMORE!!!*Takes out knife from his pocket*
Ryou:Bakura no!
Bakura:*Stares at knife then at Ryou*No what?
Yami:Don't kill yourself!
Bakura:*Laughs*I'm not gonna kill myself.*Throws knife toward hillybillys head and reaches deeper into pocket*Here's my deck!
Yugi:You want to duel?
Ryou:You are so weird!
Bakura:Not that...*Takes out a card*I summon Magic Box!
Magic Box:*Pops out of nowhere*
Yami:Tomb Robber...
Bakura:*Goes inside one of the boxes*
Yugi:Oh,that! That is smart!
Bakura:*Seconds later after the knifes and stuff walks out of the box as Bakura*
Ryou:*Hugs Bakura*You're Bakura again!
Yami:Wait...who's in the other box? That card is suppose to...
Everyone:*Stares at Anzu stabbed everywere*
Bakura:MUAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi:Can we get going now?
Bakura:Wait.*Gets out the man eating bug again*Go bug! Eat dinner! *Runs off with everyone else*
Yami:So where to?Our car is on the other side!
Bakura:*Makes rainbow*Imaaaaginaaaation!!!
Yami:Get serious!
Yugi:He may have a point there Yami.
Yami:What hikari?
Yugi:Get your winged dragon of Ra out!
Yami:You're right!*Reaches for pocket* Dammit! I'm still in Mariks body! He has my deck!
Ryou:Smooth.Now what?
Yami:All we have is Bakuras deck.How can that help?
Bakura:*Coughs*I have a blue eyes black dragon...
Yugi:How'd you get Kaiba's card if it was in my deck?!
Ryou:*Glares*Still a tomb robber.Geestelijke buitenissig!!!!
Bakura:What was that?
Ryou:It's mental freak in dutch.
Yugi:Oh...Interesting...
Yami:Use the damn card!!!
Bakura:We need to sacrifice 1 person!
Ryou:What?! Who are we going to sacrifice?
Yami:*Looks around all of them*
Yugi:I don't wanna go into a soul card!
Bakura:Hurry! They're coming closer!
Yami:Who though?
Ryou:I'll go.
Bakura:No! Not you!
Ryou:Just hurry and summon the card!
Bakura:No! I forbid-
Ryou:Just do it! Get the Blue Eyes to attack me already! You'll know what to do after it.
Bakura:*Tears in eyes*Fine...*Takes out Blue Eyes* Attck Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
Blue Eyes:*Attacks Ryou*
Ryou:*Disappears in an instant*
Bakura:*Sighs sadly*Attack again Blue Eyes!*Points to hillbillies*
Hillbillies:ACK! IT'S THE SON OF THE DAMN MONKEY UNCLE!!!*Burn into ashes*
Yami:Let's start walking back to the car.
Yugi:Right.
Bakura:*Walks slowly*
---
Nightfall
Yami:*Driving the car snickering* So to Canada Bakura?
Bakura:*In the back seat grumbling* Who cares? We're all gonna die anyway.
Yugi:*In front watching the sky* Yami?
Yami:What?
Yugi:What did Ryou mean by us knowing what to do after he goes to the graveyard?
Yami:I don't know Yugi.*Turns to Bakura* What do you think?
Bakura:I think we're all gonna die.