Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kaiba Cam ❯ Chapter 2

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I own nothing, never have owned anything, and never will ok?

Shadowfire: "I'm back!"

Mokuba: "You'd think that she'd give up, but hey who am I to complain?"

Shadowfire: "Sorry that this took so long my mom wanted me to take a brake for the holidays."

Mokuba: "The winner of the last chapter is………………. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-it's t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-time t-t-to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

Shadowfire: "On with the humor!"

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Shadowfire is busily holding a staring contest with her cat and Mokuba is trying to thing of what to do next.

Shadowfire: *ssssssssssstttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee*

Cat: *sssssssstttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*

Mokuba: "I'm bored."

Shadowfire: *ssssssssssstttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee*

Cat: *sssssssstttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee*

Mokuba: "I want to do something."

Shadowfire: *ssssssssssstttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee*

Cat: *blink*

Shadowfire: "YEAH, I WIN YOU STUPID CAT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Mokuba: -_-u

Shadowfire: "What were you saying?"

Mokuba: "IM BORED!"

Shadowfire: "I can rectify that."

Mokuba: "How?"

Shadowfire: *evil grin* "Trust me."

Mokuba: "I have a really bad feeling now….."

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Tape 37: You are getting sleepy

Shadowfire and Mokuba have Tea tied up and Shadowfire is waving a yo-yo in front of her.

Shadowfire: *in a bored voice* "You are getting sleepy, very sleepy……………."

Tea: "No, I'm not."

Mokuba: *with a book on hypnotism* "I think that you're supposed to sound like you mean it."

Shadowfire: "Ok then you do it!"

Mokuba: "Ok."

Mokuba goes up to Tea and waves the yo-yo in her face.

Mokuba: *in a `mystical' voice* "You are getting sleepy, very sleepy,"

Tea: "ZZZZzzzzzzzz."

Shadowfire: >_< "Ok fine. Now let's have a little fun."

Mokuba: ^_^u "I don't have any ideas."

Shadowfire: -_-U "Ok then I'll do it." *goes up to Tea* "When you wake up you'll………………………… ;love Tristian…………."

Mokuba: "He he."

Tea: *wakes up* "Huh? Where's my snookie pooh?"

Shadowfire: "Snookie pooh?"

Tea: *grabs Shadowfire by the shirt* "YES MY SNOOKIE POOH! WHERE IS HE!!!!

Shadowfire: O_O "………….um…………I have absolutely no idea?"

Tea: "I WILL FIND HIM AND THEN WE WILL GET MARRIED AND-"

Shadowfire: *covers Tea's mouth* "That's WAY to much information."

Mokuba: "Ok, I say that we just reverse the process."

Shadowfire: "I really don't want to see what she will be like towards Tristian,"

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Shadowfire: "That was just sick and wrong."

Mokuba: "I never want to do that again."

Shadowfire: *looks like she just realized something and starts running around wildly* O_O "SHE LICKED ME!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET SOME IODINE!!! GET SOME DISINFECTANT!!!! I HAVE TEA GERMS!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: "Yeah."

Shadowfire: "Anywho, let's get on with it. Next tape."

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Tape 38: Will the Real Seto Kaiba Please Stand Up

Shadowfire: "Ok I'm going to Tristian house again cause I got a lead that said that I'd find something amusing here."

Mokuba: Hopefully it's nothing like Bakura worshiping a cat so fat that it has to bounce to get anywhere."

At that moment Tristian comes out in a trench coat that is wired to stick out.

Shadowfire: *cough* "Dress." *cough*

Mokuba: O_o

Tristian: "I am Seto Kaiba."

Shadowfire: O_oU

Mokuba: O_oU

Seto Kaiba walks up.

Tristian: "IMPOSER!!!!!!!!!!"

Seto: O_o

Shadowfire: I think the word that your looking for is: IMPOSTER!"

Tristian: "Whatever. I am Seto Kaiba!"

Seto: "No, I am Seto Kaiba!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Tristian: "Are not!"

Seto: "Am too!"

Seto: "Am not!"

Tristian: "ARE TOO!"

Seto: "Like I said."

Shadowfire: "Ding there's the bell, and the winner is: SETO KAIBA!!!!! Mokuba tell him what he's won."

Mokuba: "………."

Tristian: "If I'm not Seto Kaiba then who am I?"

Everyone leaves Tristian to contemplate who he is. (Baka)

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Shadowfire: "That was weird."

Tristian: *pops up* "Who am I?"

Mokuba: "An idiot?"

Shadowfire: "OH MUSES!"

Muses: *appear*

Shadowfire: "Make him gone."

Tristian is now being chased around by seventeen dragons, two wolves, and a freaky looking horse/dragon mix named Lady Death.

Shadowfire: "Hehehehe."

Mokuba: O_O *backs away from Shadowfire*

Shadowfire: "What?"

Mokuba: "………….nothing……………"

Shadowfire: "NEXT TAPE!!!"

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Tape 39: The Evil Barbie of DOOM

Shadowfire, Ryou, Yami, and Seto are at a toy store looking for Yugi and Mokuba's birthday presents.

Shadowfire: "Alright, who came up with the idea to have two birthday parties on the same day?"

Ryou: "My yami."

Yami: "Why did we listen to him?"

Seto: "He held a knife at our throats."

Shadowfire: *sigh* "I forgot about that."

The merry group walks down an isle (Tristian runs by screaming with his butt on fire behind our `heroes') and see the Barbie section. and some little girls giggling over the new model.

Yami: "Should I get that for Yugi?"

Seto: "Is he a girl?"

Yami: "No."

Ryou: "Is he still seeing the men in white coats?"

Yami: "Yes."

Shadowfire: "I say no."

The group goes into another isle and look at the new Sleepy Time Cradle.

Ryou: "It's said to put anything to sleep. I could use that for my yami."

Yami: "I don't think we should touch it."

Seto: "Why not?" *goes up to it and knocks it over*

The cradle falls on our `heroes' and knocks them out.

Hours later………………………

Shadowfire: "There's going to be bloodshed.

The little group is locked in the store.

Yami: "I'm going to kill Seto."

Seto: *still knocked out* "Dwaggy……….kiss me………"

Ryou: O_oU

Shadowfire: "Awwwww……..isn't that……………..disgusting."

Seto: *wakes up* "What's happening?"

Shadowfire: "We're stuck here."

Squeaky Voice: "FOOLISH MORTALS FEEL MY WRATH!"

A barbie doll is standing in front of then with a atomic bomb.

Shadowfire: "So THAT'S what happened to the so-call Weapons of Mass Destruction!"

Seto: "OH NO!"

Barbie: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR ME PATHETIC HUMANS!!!!!!! I AM DESTRUCTION BARBIE AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!

Ryou: "……..ok……"

Yami: "I WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM YOUR EVIL!!!!!! *knocks over a shelf and crushes the Barbie*

Shadowfire: "That ends that."

Yami: "Are you sure I shouldn't get on of those?"

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Shadowfire: "Well, that ends that."

Mokuba: "Yep."

Shadowfire: "Sorry again and I hope you enjoied this chapter!"

Mokuba: "Yep!"

Shadowfire: "Please R and R!" ^_~

Mokuba: "Yep!"

Shadowfire: "Shut up."

Mokuba: "Nope!"