Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kaiba's VRPG (Virtual Random Pairings Generator) ❯ Part 1: The Turn-On ( Chapter 1 )

Title: Kaiba's VRPG (Virtual Random Pairings Generator) 1/2

Author: Tsutsuji

Fandom: Yu-gi-oh

Type: Hentai, yaoi

Rating: NC17

Pairings: various…. which is sorta the point.

(Kinda spoils it to tell you but the pairings are: Mai/Dark Magician Girl, Jou/Ryou Bakura, in Chapter 1, and others in Chapter 2)

Warnings: Sexual perversion! Masturbation, voyeurism, b/d, m/m, f/f, and a hint of het - shouldn't be enough to scare off dedicated yaoi fans!

Summary: Pervy Kaiba likes to watch.

Spoilers: none.

Status: in progress

Disclaimer: I do not own the copyright to these characters and I'm making no profit from this fic and intend no copyright infringement.

Notes: This started life as a dark Kaiba/Yami story, but I'm rewriting it as a fluffy-dark Kaiba/Yugi story for DemonandGoddess's challenge on Mediaminer. Not sure yet how dark or how fluffy it will turn out to be!

*Begin story*

At the end of a long day, with all of his regular programming tasks completed and all other business taken care of, sometimes Seto Kaiba still can't get to sleep. When this happens he goes into the private office next to his bedroom, locks the door carefully, and settles into a comfortable chair. Just in front of him is a small monitor, and in front of that, a set of holographic projectors. He hits a button of the remote control on the chair arm and the monitor lights up, the screen blank except for the letters "RPG Ready" appearing on the light blue background. He hits "go" and more words appear.

*Generate Random Pairing?*

Kaiba punches the "yes" button.

*Generate Random Setting?*

Yes.

*Skip Foreplay?*

He pauses for a moment, shrugs and hits "yes" again.

*Calculate seme/uke values?*

Yes.

*Please wait…*

He could have made the program faster, but there's nothing wrong with a few seconds of suspense. He slouches into the chair comfortably and his silk robe slides off of his spread knees. His hand rests over his silk-covered crotch, feeling the slight swell of anticipation.

*Pairing: Mai x Black Magician Girl*

*Setting: Slave Palace*

The space between the projectors shimmers to life.

A room appears in soft light, decorated with gauzy veils of blue and gold, tall plumes of peacock feathers and palm fronds. In the midst of the room, directly facing Kaiba's view, there is an elaborately carved chair set up on a dias, and in the chair a elegant blonde woman lounges, draped in thin shimmering fabric that reveals more than it hides. Her blue eyes, accented with dark liner, are fixed on the dancing girl before her throne. Smaller but even more voluptuous than her mistress, smiling sweetly while she twirls around and around, the Dark Magician Girl has already removed most of her layers of veils which lie scattered on the floor around her feet. As Kaiba takes in the scene, she approaches the throne slowly, dancing her way sinuously to the feet of her mistress. She falls to her knees, touches one sandaled foot of the blonde, and slowly inches her way upward.

Kaiba rubs his left palm over the silky bulge that is slowly growing, his eyes traveling all up and down the curvacious bodies of the two women, but his right hand is poised over the remote.

The Dark Magician Girl gently kisses the veil-drapped knee of her mistress, and then looks up beseechingly as she slides a pale hand in between the taller woman's legs. Mai looks down at her with an indulgent smile and spreads her knees. Dark Magician girl slides in between her legs with a happy little sigh. Her hand disappears from Kaiba's view as moves up to nuzzle Mai's full breasts with her mouth.

Mai closes her eyes and runs her fingers through the shorter girl's hair. One of them sighs, the other giggles. Kaiba makes a face.

"Sweet. Too sweet for my taste, in fact," he mutters. His finger punches a button.

*End scene. Begin new scene now?*

Yes.

He enters the same choices automatically for the first three questions but pauses to consider the fourth. The program is designed to calculate the probability of seme vs uke positions for each character relative to the partner and the setting. Going against the probabilities can make for some more interesting situations. But he hits the yes button and waits again.

*Pairing: Jounochi X Bakura*

*Setting: Bedroom*

The room becomes dark, softly lit as if with unseen candles. Spread out on a bed of silk sheets are two naked young men, their skin gleaming in the flickering light. Jou, propped up on one elbow, looks down at Bakura, his blond bangs falling almost into the other boy's wide brown eyes. His face lowers for a deep, long kiss.

Kaiba hits a button. *Forward*

The scene shifts slightly. Bakura is lying on his side with Jou behind him, lifting his upper leg to reach in between and close his fist around Bakura's weeping erection. The white haired boy moans. He is half turned back toward Jou as if to watch his face but his eyes are closed, lashes fluttering on his flushed cheek. One of his hands grips the sheets, twisting them around his long fingers, the other reaches back to stroke Jou's thigh.

Jou mutters sexy words as he plays Bakura's cock and balls with oil-slick fingers. He shifts a little, and his own cock, thicker and longer, slides between Bakura's legs to bump its head on his balls.

Kaiba watches, unconsciously licking his lips. He slips his hand under his robe, stroking himself in a counter-rhythm to Jou's movements. He watches for awhile longer as they continue in this way, and then hits the forward button again.

This time the scene doesn't shift but the action changes. Jou pulls back and his fingers spread Bakura's ass cheeks, already oiled and slippery from the foreplay that Kaiba skipped. Holding Bakura's leg up in the air, he presses in. Kaiba's attention is riveted for a moment by the look on the uke's face and the sight of Jou's thick cock sliding into the other boy's body. Bakura's hand closes around his own stiff erection, grasping and pumping it eratically as Jou starts to thrust out and in again, deeper each time.

Kaiba's left hand squeezes and pumps his length, stopping to tease his balls and fondle the sensitive tip, as he watches the two boys go at it. He watches their cocks, their hands, and their faces with equal interest. The intensity of seme Jounochi as he watches his lover's face and body is intriguing. The other's face twists in nearly painful pleasure, until he throws his head back, his pale hair streaming across the pillow and his throat exposed to Jou's mouth. When Jou's teeth nip at the skin below his ear the uke comes, howling and thrashing, showering the sheets with milky fluid. Jou's thrusts speed up and he groans, and a moment later he goes rigid as he pumps his load into Bakura's ass.

Kaiba sighs. The scene fades to black. He's close, but he's not there yet. Watching the boys was good, but he needs something more.

*End scene. Begin new scene?*

Yes.

*Generate Random Pairing?*

Kaiba pauses. This time he chooses no.

*Input first character*

His fingers fly over the keypad.

*Input second character*

He types in "random"

*Generate Random Setting?*

He chooses no again and picks from a drop-down menu.

*Skip Foreplay?*

Despite his growing impatience, he chooses "no."

The computer doesn't offer him the fourth choice this time. There is one person who is programmed only to be uke in any situation.

*Pairing: Dark Magician X Yugi*

*Setting: Dungeon*

Kaiba smiles and settles back in his chair as the holographic image emerges from the dark.

*continue story? Yx N_ *