Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kurisimasu ❯ Kurisimasu ( One-Shot )

Yui: Konbanwan, Konnichiwa, or Ohayo depending on when you're reading this minna-san! Welcome to my Christmas time super special fic! I'm hoping to keep this a one shot, as I have finals this week, but who knows? If you all like it I'll keep going! ^_____^

Shimiru: And sacrifice your grades….

Yui: Hush Yami! Anyways, this is, as I have stated, `My Super-Special Christmas time FanFic!' *bounces around while eating sugar cookies* so be prepared for funny, happy, male/male couple goodness! Some of the couples include: Seto/Jou (don't kill me J-girl), Bakura/Ryou (although it starts with them not a couple yet) and all the other Hikari/Yamis. There will of course be Anzu bashing. . .

Shimiru: So Anzu lovers: GET OUT NOW, this is your only warning. Any flames from you freaks-

Yui: Yami…

Shimiru: *ahem* wrongly opinioned bastards, *audible sigh from Yui* will only be used to cook more sugar cookies for my Aibou.

Yui: 0.0 *bounces up and down* Yayie yayies! More sugar!

Shimiru: Umm. . . maybe I shouldn't have said THAT in particular. . .

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The snow fell in shifting sheets of white fluff, adding to the already foot deep snow on the lawn and catching upon the green boughs of the several pine trees standing in a cluster by the driveway of the Kaiba mansion. Inside the mansion, all the lights were on, and Christmas music was playing familiar tunes. Yugi and Yami sat curled together in one of the armchairs, watching and laughing as the brown haired Honda made a fool of himself playing charades. Only Anzu was bothering to guess at all, the rest content just to laugh at his antics, Bakura the loudest of all as he leaned by the fireplace. A snowy haired Ryou giggled from his armchair, and Mokuba was upstairs in his room with friends of his own. The older brother of Mokuba, the teenage millionaire and CEO of the Kaiba Corporation himself, sat upon a large, soft couch, hand tangled in the blonde hair of the boy whose head lay in his lap. Jou laughed as Honda ran around in a circle, pulling at invisible strings. "Are you entertained, my puppy?"

"Don't call me tha'." Jou halfheartedly complained. Seto tugged his blue chocker, laughing. "Oh shu' up. This one don' even look like a collar. " Jou mumbled into his legs, blush tinting his cheeks. Even Anzu roared with laughter at this, and soon everyone was chanting: "Puppy dog, puppy dog, Jou is Seto's little puppy dog." Jou turned a deep shade of red and curled away into Seto's lap, hiding his face. The laughter died out when the door opened, and Jou looked up from his boyfriend's lap to peer at the new arrival to the party. Malik and Marik stood in the doorway, both in matching purple shirts and brown slacks. Both of them were covered from head to foot in snow, Malik flustered and Marik was looking rather smug. "Wha' happened to ya two?" Jou asked, blush fading from his cheeks.

"Marik. . . well, got THAT way. . . so, we um, in the snow. . ." He looked away. Every one burst out laughing again, accept for little Yugi, who looked horribly confused.

"What? Yami? What happened?" Yami stifled another laugh, looking down at his aibou. He noted how Yugi could still be and look so innocent after everything, even in the black leather outfit he wore now. //Malik and Marik were doing what we usually do in bed in the snow.// He informed him through their link, and Yugi turned red. Yami laughed again.

"Well, now that everyone is here, why don't we start with the presents?" Seto asked, nodding his head towards the large Christmas tree. Yugi and Ryou practically bounded over to the tree, sorting out gifts faster than you could blink. In less than a minute, everyone had a present sitting in his or her lap, and Yugi started off. Opening his present from Yami, he found a new black shirt, without his usual buckles.

"Why aren't there any buckles?" A moment. And then:

"Because those damn buckles are a nuisance when I'm trying to get those shirts off of you." Yugi turned bright red, but thanked him. Anzu suddenly got up, making some excuse about needing to go to the bathroom. They shrugged it off, and everyone else began opening their presents. A black, spiked leather collar for Jou from Seto, at which Jou turned red yet again, but switched out for his current blue one. A blue eyes white dragon carving for Seto in return, which he immediately promised to put on his desk in his office, so he could `see' Jou every day. Yami received several new cards from Yugi, who hadn't known what else to get him, and Bakura got a pair of black leather gloves from Ryou. He slipped them on without a word and resumed looking into the fire. He had been awfully quiet all night. He hadn't even tried to challenge Yami. Malik and Marik had given each other handcuffs, which even Yugi got the meaning of, and Honda had gotten a small bag of candy (Yui: CANDY! Lucky Honda. . .) from Anzu. It was Ryou's turn now, since Anzu still wasn't back yet. He glanced at the tag and his eyes widened. From Bakura? He glanced up at his Yami, surprised. Bakura didn't meet his eyes, he remained staring into the fire. Ryou quickly pulled off the paper, revealing a small ring and a note. Ryou's eyes went liquid as he read the note silently. He stood up and practically knocked over Bakura, hugging him tightly.

"I love you too." It was little more than a whisper, but everyone heard, and broke into applause. At this point, Anzu had finally gotten back, and she looked at the hugging pair in disgust.

"Oh great, another pair of gay freaks." Death glares from all around. Even Honda, who was more than a little uncomfortable with it, gave Anzu a look. She totally ignored it. "Just what we need. Not. Even you Yami. . . I wanted to exchange gifts with you this year, not Honda no Baka (1). But you wanted to exchange gifts with your little, fucking, gay-wad Yugi. Do you know how much I hated having to get him something?" Honda abruptly turned, grabbing his jacket from the closet. He disappeared out the door without a word. Before Anzu could open her mouth again, Yami had risen and slapped her hard across the face, a resounding thud echoing around the room as she hit the floor, taken by surprise. She raised a hand to her cheek where his handprint was clearly visible, stunned.

"You little bitch. How could you say that? You don't understand at all, do you? You just drove Honda off, horribly insulted me and my Aibou, and offended everyone else in this room I'm sure. Just get out. Now. I never want to see your face ever again." He turned his back on her, and she sat there for a moment before sprinting to the door, completely forgetting her jacket and scarf. She was gone in less than a few minutes. "Yugi, Daijobu? (2)" Silence reigned for a few awhile after that and the various couples drew closer together. Finally Seto spoke.

"Well, that wasn't very pleasant. How about we all go into the kitchen and play truth or dare to get our minds off this?" Bakura, Malik, and Yami all got very wicked looks in their eyes and quickly agreed. In a few minutes, the room was deserted in favor of the kitchen, all that was left behind was the torn wrappings of gifts and a single untouched red present beneath the tree marked: To Anzu, Love: Honda. Laughter could be heard from the kitchen a few rooms down, and so the unpleasant events were forgotten, just as the gift was.

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Yui: YAY! All done!

Shimiru: Yes, and shouldn't you be studying now?

Yui: Oh, but I need to finish this up!

Shimiru: Aibou, get to work, I'll take care of this.

Yui: Oh alright. *trudges off to study for finals*

Shimiru: Please review, telling us whether or not you want my Aibou to continue and show the game of Truth or Dare and other `Christmassy fun' or not. Please keep in mind that if she does continue, updates may take a while.

Yui: YAMI! I can't figure this out! I HATE quadratic equations!

Shimiru: *sweatdrops* I have to go help Aibou now, review please. Arigato.

(1)No baka---- That idiot

(2)Daijobu---- Are you alright?

(3) Arigato---- Thank you