Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Language Lesson ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Language Lesson

Written on; 8/11/05

By; Elle-dono/DreamCherry66

Written at; School

During; German (L.O.T.E) (Languages Other Than English)

Word Count; the story portion is 383 words. Around 621 for the Author's Notes inclusive. Not including footnotes

 

Summary; Oneshot, PWP (as in, `Plot? What Plot?' not `Porn Without Plot' this time, maties XD). German is boring, but when you have a 3000-year-old spirit questioning everything about the language you're learning…It's just lucky Ryou manages to elude detention.

 

Warnings; I think Bakura swears .:furrows brow:. I dunno. Whelp, while I'm typing it up I'll add in a few swears anyway .:grin:.

 

Rated; PG-13 for swearing \m/

 

OOOoooOoooOOO

 

Ryou sighed. Obviously it was going to be another tedious day. His dark half (also known as Bakura. The damned thief had stolen his family name…) rested on his school desk in his corporeal form, insulting each person in the classroom in alphabetical order.

“Why do you have to learn four languages, Landlord?” His dark suddenly demanded, jerking the pale-haired teenager from his drawings on the piece of paper that was supposed to be his work.

“Pardon?” The light questioned politely in a whisper, so as not to disturb the Foreign Language class (or alert anyone to his temporary since-he-received-the-Sennen-Ring insanity).

“You already know your language, Japanese and Egyptian- why learn `German' too?” Wow, his darkness actually had a reason other than `because I am the darkness, and the darkness never dies', `I said so, and that's why' or `it was the Farrow!' (1) in his three-millennia lifespan (2).

“It wasn't my choice.” Ryou replied, voice still hushed as he hastily copied down the board notes in his neat writing, smiling politely each time Frau (3) sent a lookâ„¢ his way.

“It's part of the school curriculum.” He was now pretending to do his work. His dark scowled.

“The idiots, they'd be better off teaching the language of the Gods. It's more useful than this crap anyway.” Ryou had to stifle a giggle, knowing that the sound wouldn't be appreciated.

“What?” His dark snapped, obviously irritated with his host.

“Sorry, dark me.” Was the response, carefully said amongst small bursts of feminine chuckles (4). Those seated near him slowly began to inch their desks away.

“Because we're in a Japanese school that learns English, German is ideal because it helps with grammar and such.” His dark snorted.

“Bullcrap. I see no resemblance between that jibberish and your language.” Since Ryou had grown up in England, his dark claimed that English was Ryou's language and that everyone else was merely copying the light. Gazing at the whiteboard, Ryou could see that the days wok truly had no resemblance to English. Sighing in defeat, the young Brit decided that the best course of action from here on would be to just ignore his dark.

 

Which explains why one of the Chem. Labs next to the L.O.T.E classroom was blown up approximately 2.65 seconds later.

 

Fin

 

 

I swear Dartz calls Yami `Farrow'! I can hear him! He can't say Pharaoh, because he's an incompetent fool who got closer to destroying the world than all the others. Anyone who overshadows Bakura is a bastard, a fool and someone who doesn't deserve the Sennen Items that were made of their village's spilt blood.

Goin' by the manga and original Japanese here. In the dub, it's 5000 years (because the dubbers are stupid idiots) and the Japanese version (the one that rocks, except in the few episodes I've seen of the dOOm Saga, I can't tell who's speaking- Dartz or Yami. They both sound the same x.x) has 3,000 years.

Frau equals Miss

Also known as giggles XD