Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Lazy Joey ❯ Crabby Disaster ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: xelaas

Xelaas: SECOND CHAPTER!! This is practically the funniest chapter, so read it carefully!

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Joey's mom: Joey.. *hands over some money*

Joey: YAY!! MONEY!!

Joey's mom: Get some crab at the market for dinner.

Joey: Crab for dinner? Yum! Sure, mom!

He walked to the market, excited. He had a hard time, because he was searching in the wrong section! But anyways, he was able to get crab, paid for it, and walked home. On the way home, he meets Tristan!

Tristan: Hey Joey!

Joey: Hey Tristan!

Tristan: Whaddya doin?

Joey: Um.. bringing crab…

The crabs suddenly jumped on Tristan, getting his hair.

Tristan: JOEY!! GET THIS CRAB OFF MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Okay!

Joey jumps on Tristan.

Tristan: JOEY!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Joey: Doing what you asked to do!

Tristan: I SAID TO PULL IT OFF NOT TO JUMP ON ME JERK!!!

Joey: What did you say?!

Tristan: SHUT YOUR TRAP AND GET THIS STUPID CRAB OFF MY HAIR!!

Joey pulls it off .

Tristan: Okay.. I was gonna ask you if you can go to my house. But first, GET RID OF THAT CRAB!!

Joey: How? Ohh… I know now…

Joey got a piece of paper and wrote his address. He gave the paper to the crabs.

Joey: Okay. Crabs, here's my address, and to make it easier, go straight, then right, then left, then right, then right, then left, then left, then straight until you see a house with a purple flower pattern and a pink roof. Tell my mom that I'm just at Tristan's house.

He set them free and they ran away. When they got to Tristan's house, they just teased each other the whole time.

Joey: Come here, pig!

Tristan: What did you say? Sit, doggie, sit!

Joey: JERK!!

Tristan: You're in trouble, Wheeler!

Tristan tries to punch Joey, but he missed.

Joey: Yeah, you're right! If you fight as bad as you smell then I am in trouble!

Tristan: FREAK!!!

Joey: PINHEADED FIDDLEBRAIN!!

They didn't know it was real late, and Joey went home. When he got home he heard a loud scream.