Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Little Demon ❯ Poor, Poor Bakura ( Chapter 1 )

Little Demon Part One
Chapter 1
New Arrival

Hikki: Hey pplz! It's me!

Crowd: *Groans *

Hikki: This is my first YGO fanfic so pleez review sparingly! I've read many YGO fanfic and I am sick of others torturing all the cast! -_-#

YGO Cast:YAYAYAY!

Hikki: I wanna torture them myself! ^_^

YGO Cast: (O_o)

Hikki: Specially Marik.

Marik: Why me!

Hikki: Cause I'm the authoress and I say so!

Marik: Foolish MORTAL! I shall banish you to the Shadow Realm before you even have a chance to write your first chapter!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hey how'd I get in this glass box?

Hikki: *shrugs shoulders* I wrote you in one while you laughed.

Joey: HAHA! Your stuck in a box and I'm not!!!

Hikki: Oh we can fix that… *smiles evilly*

Joey is instantly inside the box with Marik.

Marik: Now what were you saying before? *Evil grin on face*

Joey: 0_0! HELP!!!

Hikki: *Smiling Sweetly* Well while Joey and Marik are getting reacquainted lemme show you how its gonna work.

Yami Bakura= Bakura

Aibou Bakura= Ryou

Yami Malik= Marik

Aibou Malik= Malik

Yami Yu-Gi= Yami

Aibou Yu-Gi= Yu-Gi

Tale (pronounced Tay or Tally whichever u like better)

Mary Ellen=Mai (pronounced May NOT My)

Hikki: There got it? Good! ROLL DISCLAIMER!!!

Anonymous Person: Hikaru doesn't own YGO and never will!

Hikki: *Stares daggers at AP*

AP: (O_O) I mean! She will oneday!!!

Hikki: *Still staring*

AP: (((("O_O")))) AND WILL ALSO RULE THE WORLD!!!!

Hikki: *Smiles sweetly and points to AP's shirt which is one fire*

AP: ((((((((O_O))))))))) HOLY F***IN' SH-

Hikki: Tsk, tsk such a potty mouth.

YGO Cast: ((((((((((((O_O)))))))))))))

Hikki: Anyone else? *smiling evilly*

YGO Cast: "O_O" *Shake heads vigorously*

Hikki: *smiling sweetly* Good now on we go!!!

***

Bakura is lying in bed across from Ryou who is snoring; ands it's pouring rain out side.

Bakura: *Yawns* What time is it? (He looks at the clock that reads 11:52pm, gets up and walks over to Ryou's bed)

Ryou: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

Bakura: Ryou? Ryou? *takes deep breath*RYOU!!!!!!!!

Ryou: *very groggy* Huh? Oh Bakura its you? What it is?

Bakura: I'm hungry make me some to eat!

Ryou: Jeez what time is it? IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT! NO WAY! MAKE YOURSELF SOMETHING TO GAWD DAMN FREAKIN' EAT!!!!

With that Ryou turned over and went back to sleep.

Bakura: `Dammit! I knew I should never have let take those attitude adjustment classes!'

Bakura makes his way into the kitchen grumbling something about killing disobedient aibou's.

MEANWHILE…
In a parallel universe…

Mary Ellen a 15 yr. old girl wakes up on a red sofa and yawns. Her lime green hair about chin length is all messed up on her head, she snaps her fingers and it is instantly made to perfection, and her baby blue PJ's turn into a blood red tank top and biege Capri's. She stretches a bit, after being stuck on probation for 10,000 years waiting for someone you learn a few things along the way. She walks up to the 6 foot bunk bed in front of her, as rain pelts down on the windows.

Mai: *whispering*Hey yo wake up.

The girl in the bed doesn't stir.

Mai: Tale? Yo wake up! TALE!!!

The girl still doesn't stir.

Mai: *takes very deep breath* T-A-L-E WAKE UP!!!!

Tale: *very groggy* Talie is asleep right now leave a message after the zzz's.

Mai: *puts hands on hips* If you don't wake up I'll curse you.

Tale: (back to Mai) No you wouldn't.

Mai: Yes I would.

Tale: No you wouldn't.

Mai: Yes I would.

Tale: No you wouldn't.

Mai: Yes I would.

Tale: No you wouldn't!

Mai: No I wouldn't!

Tale: YES YOU WOULD!

Mai: Oh really? I would! That's great! I'm glad you agree! (Begin's to chant curse)

Tale: (practically jumps out of bed) Fine I'm up! happy!

Mai: Very.

Tale: So why'd you wake me up so early.

Mai: B/c it's that time of week again.

Tale: What! Oh crap I forgot!

Mai: That I realize, since last time you didn't sleep at all the night of.

Tale: So what's gonna happen this time?

Mai: How the HELL am I supposed to know they're YOUR FRICKEN' POWERS!!!

Tale: Oh ya.

Mai: *Slaps forhead* If I wasn't on probation I'd turn into a frog.

Tale: But you are so there! *Sticks tougue out* Besides your like my Yami you said so yourself so there.

Mai: What the hell Does THAT have to do with anything?!

Tale: Its b/c some of the audience won't understand the plot if I don't!!

Mai: `How many cans of Vanilla Coke did she have last night again?'

Tale: I heard that!

Mai: `Shit'

Tale: POTTY-

Mai: Shut it will you! Just go get dressed I want to know what's gonna happen this time.

Mai walks out of Tale's room to let her dress.

Tale: *Mumbling* Why is she so pissed? Just because we stopped time last week and pulled every adults pants down in a five mile radius doesn't mean she has to PMS soo much!

Tale looks at herself in the mirror, it was dark so she had grabbed a mixmatch of things from her closet. In the end she came out wearing biege cargo pants and a stiped tank top.

Mai: `Bout time.'

Mai looks at Tale's clothing pick.

Mai: What the Hell did you do dress yourself in the dark?!

Tale: Why the hell are you so pissed.

Mai: Uhh lemme think. Last week when your powers decided to do their stuff you brought an eight-foot spider from that stupid HP book which broke your arm, and poisoned you! And in order to get it out we had to result to cutting the wound to draw out the poisoned blood!!!!

Tale: So?

Mai: SO!!! SO!!! SO YOU BETTER BE MORE GAWD DAMN CAREFUL OR I'LL CURSE YOU TO OBLIVIAN!!!!!!!

Tale looked at the clock.

Tale: Two-min.

Mai stared at Tale who was looking straight ahead with an expressionless face. Her little aibou looked exactly like her except for the fact she was six inches shorter and had more of childish face, but that was probably b/c she was also two years younger. Mai had found Tale sitting alone in an alley when she was three. The moment she saw Tale she knew she was the one she had been waiting for. As time went on, Mai learned that the girl had a very strange ability about once a year something weird happened, as Tale got older it happened twice a year, then once a month now every week something weird happened. Mai feared the day when something would happen every single day.

Mai: *Sighs* `20seconds'

A bolt of lightning, a clap of thunder.

Tale: Ten.

Mai: `That storms almost on top of us.

BAKURA `S HOUSE

Bakura: Stupid storm, that lightning is getting really annoying.

A crash.

TALE's HOUSE

Tale: Three!

A great flash.

BAKURA'S HOUSE

Bakura: `I swear if it fashes ONE-`

A Huge crash erupted from the sky. Bakura felt as if his soul and body had been thrown into a blender. Their was a loud screaming in his ear, and he couldn't take much more of it. He screamed, and just when he thought his head would pop [which I find would be really funny] everything was quiet.

He opened his eyes, and looked around. He was no longer in his house but in a dark house. He looked beside him a girl who was 6 inches shorter than him with lime green hair stood beside him.

The Girl: Well nothing happen. See you were all worried for nothing!

The girl looks up to see Bakura staring back down at her.

The Girl: Crap…

***

Hikki: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FEEL MY WAITH!!!!

Bakura: But I thought you wanted to torture Marik!

Hikki: Whoops!! Oh well too late now! ^_^

YGO Group: -__-`

Hikki: You gotta PROBLEM!!! *Raises hand with fireball in it*

YGO Group: *Shakes heads*

Hikki: Good! Well me first chap isn't as good as I hoped but it will defiantly get better!!! So you better stay tuned!!! Cause things get very interesting when you get sucked through dimensions. *smiles evilly at Bakura*

Bakura: (((((((O_O))))))) GULP!!!!