Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mary Sue Who? ❯ Evil Unmasked ( Chapter 3 )

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A/N- Chapter three of four. I don't own The Matrix or Lara Croft either.



Evil Unmasked

Yami Bakura began to grimly pace back and forth. "I think that to explain this properly, well need the manual. Yami Malik?"

Yami Malik disappeared for a moment. When he reappeared, he was carrying a large ancient looking book.

"Yami Malik, and I are from the secret order of the MSES. That's the Mary Sue Extermination Squad. Mary Sues are an ancient evil that has always existed, but their ranks began to grow rapidly with the rising popularity of what's know as," Here Yami Bakura paused to look around paranoid as if the walls had ears and were spies. At last satisfied he whispered, "Fanfiction."

"Fanfiction?" Tea asked loudly.

"Shhhhhhh!" Yami Malik and Yami Bakura hissed at her. Yami Bakura jumped up and strode over to the windows. Quickly he shut them, and closed the curtains. He locked the door, and put the `closed' sign out.

"Yes, fanfiction. But that's not important, right now. Mary Sues have always been. They are put into otherwise good stories for god knows what purpose, and can have many different names and descriptions. Mary Sues try to solve all the problems. They're perfect in every way, and can do almost anything." Yami Bakura said at last.

"That doesn't sound so bad." Ryou told his other half, and then immediately cringed at the glare he got.

"No, that part doesn't sound so bad. Over the last twenty years, or so, we've been getting reports that the Mary Sues power's are growing. Slowly they're being tolerated in more and more stories. In fact some people actually * like* these stories. As I said Mary Sues are fast adapters. They're learning our methods of killing them, and finding ways to survive. Their favorite way of survival is in forming a sort of...symbiotic relationship with some `authors'. These people think that what their writing is their idea, but it's actually just a ploy by the Mary Sues to gain acceptance through redundant story lines, by the outside world. If a Mary Sue is here, then they must feel that the time is right to launch a mass attack." Yami Bakura continued.

"A mass attack!" Yugi interrupted looking vaguely scared now.

"Yes, a mass attack. They want to solve the world's problems, and the only way that they feel that they can do that is to brainwash the entire human race into acting like they do. They want a world of Mary Sues!" He paused for dramatic effect, and was pleased to see everyone's horrified looks. " Lately we've discovered that they've begun to work secretly on a weapon. With this weapon they felt that they could walk among us UN noticed. This must have been the test run. If, as you say, no one else noticed the first Mary Sue they'll move on to the second phase. We must stop that from happening!"

Yami sat down on a chair, his eyes wide as he though of all the implications of the Mary Sues plans for world domination. "It's a good thing that Honda saw through her." He commented.

Yami Malik looked up quickly. "Where is Honda?"

Suddenly Yugi jumped to his feet; "He went to walk Mary Sue home! He said that he thought she was out to get him, what if she was because he was a danger to their master plan! We've got to find him!"

"How long ago did they leave?" Yami Bakura asked frowning.

Tea glanced at her watch. "About fifteen minutes ago."

"We'll never find them now." Yami Malik sighed.

"What do you think she'll do to him?" Ryou asked worriedly.

"First she'll try to find out how he knew, then she'll try to convert him." Yami Bakura said shuddering.

"You mean like brainwashing him!" Yami yelled.

"Yes." Yami Malik said simply.

"We have to find him!" Yami said decisively rising to his feet.

"How?" Yami Bakura asked him. "She could be anywhere cute!"

"Please help us find him, Yami! We'll never be able to without you!" Ryou begged.

Yami Bakura sighed. "I'll try. What does The Book say, Malik?"

Yami Malik reverently opened the thick leather bound book. He read for a few moments, his face going whiter and whiter. "What day is it?" He asked.

"Thursday, June 6." Tea replied.

"Oh no! No, no, no!" Yami Malik murmured.

"What is it?" Yami Bakura asked cautiously.

"No wonder they tried the test run today. Their power is at it's highest tonight at seven o'clock. At that time, they can infect everyone in the entire world with Mary Sue-ism! All they need is for a skeptic to accept them, and they'll gain the powers they need to complete their weapon! If we don't rescue Honda before they manage to brainwash him, we're all doomed!" Yami Malik told Yami Bakura. "We've got to find him!"

Just then, Joey walked in. "Hey guys! What's new?"

"An evil force known as the Mary Sues are trying to take over the world. IF they manage to brainwash Honda into admitting that Mary Sues are socially acceptable then they can gain the energies they need to complete their brainwashing weapon. They'll turn us all into simpering idiots with the same over done story line going on repeatedly forever! We have to locate Honda, and kill the original Mary Sue before she can get him to talk!"

"Brainwash him?" Joey asked confused. "What?"

"The shorter version is that Honda was right. The Mary Sue was out to get him. Right now, he is being subjected to unimaginable torture! Think non- stop Barney! Pink rooms!" Yami Malik told him.

Joey paled. "You mean she really was evil?"

"Yes!" Practically everyone yelled at him.

"We're trying to figure out where her lair is right now." Ryou told him.

"I just saw them." Joey ventured.

"Where!" Yami Malik and Yami Bakura said at the same time.

"By the pet shop. You know the `Fuzzy Bunny', down by 43rd and 13th street."

Yami Malik made a face. "Well, that names certainly cute enough for her hide out."

Yami Bakura nodded agreement.

"Then let's go!" Yami said heading toward the door.

"Wait!" Yami Bakura snapped. "You can't just run head long into the Mary Sues lair! You need a plan!"

"Or superior firepower." Yami Malik told his friend softly.

Yami Bakura looked at him. "What are you talking about?"

"I did a little shopping trip when we were last in Egypt. If you'll follow me?" Yami Bakura followed Yami Malik looking puzzled.

Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tea, and Ryou waited impatiently for them to return.

At last after ten minutes, Yami had had enough. "That's it! Let's just go! They can catch up!"

"We're ready, oh impatient pharaoh!" Yami Malik's voice put in.

Yami turned and froze. Both Yami Bakura and Yami Malik looked like characters from The Matrix. Long black coats, black combat boots, dark mirrored sunglasses, black jeans made of some heavy material, and black T- shirts. They were armed to the teeth with hand guns in a low thigh holster (like Lara Croft's), knives, and extra bullets. Yami Bakura had a case that looked suspiciously like it held a machine gun, and Yami Malik had a flame- thrower.

"The Mary Sue Extermination Squad is in." Yami Malik informed them, peering over the top of his sunglasses at them.

"How are we going to get downtown with you guys dressed like that?" Ryou asked, staring at them.

Yami Bakura shrugged, "I'm sure no one will give us a second glance." He grinned maliciously. "I can guarantee that they won't dare say anything."

"What about the, uh, flame-thrower, and the, uh, um, machine gun?" Ryou asked hesitantly.

"I've got a big duffel bag!" Yugi offered, running upstairs.

He came back down with a huge blue duffel bag that just barely fit the two items in it. Yami Bakura slung it over one shoulder, while Yami Malik wrapped The Book in a black cloth and carefully held it in his arms.

"Let's go!" Joey said, striding out.

Yami Bakura was right. No one said a word to them. They arrived at the `Fuzzy Bunny', within fifteen minutes. They all stood in the alley behind it, plotting how to best do this.

"You guys stay back! You'll only be in the way. Once we get in, and distract the Mary Sue, Joey and Yami come in and find Honda. Everyone else stay here in case you need to rescue us later. Ready Yami Bakura?" Yami Malik said.

Yami Bakura gave a wicked grin, and pulled out the machine gun. He held it up. "Never readier!"

Yami Malik mirrored his grin, digging out the flame-thrower. "Let's do it!"

Together they strode to the back alley door, and with one united kick broke down the door.

Ryou covered his eyes with one hand. "I can't watch."