Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mr. Mom ❯ Chapter 1

Mr. Mom

Disclaimer: Would I have really done this if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh or Lonestar?

Me: Okay I only did this for humor's sake. I really love this song due to the humor and well Tristan is a hilarious goofball so put two and two together. So on with the fic.

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Lost my job, came home mad.

Got a hug, kiss, and that's too bad.

She said I'll go to work while you find a job.

I thought I like the sound of that.

Watch TV and take long naps.

Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom.

Tristan Tailor had lost his job a few days ago and his wife Serenity decided to get a job. Now Tristan was a stay at home dad and he had to take care of 6-year-old Alan and 2-year-old Summer. At first it sounded like a great idea for Tristan cause he could just watch TV and sleep all day.

Well

Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer.

Crayons go up one drawer higher.

Rewind Barney for the 15th time.

Breakfast 6 naps at 9.

Well there's bubblegum in the baby's hair.

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.

Been crazy all day long and it's only been Monday.

Mr. Mom!

But Tristan never expected Summer drawing on the walls, Alan putting gum on Summer's dolls, and he didn't expect that both Alan and Summer loved Barney. It was a crazy day and it has only been an hour.

Football, soccer, and ballet.

Squeeze in scouts and PTA.

And there's the shopping list she left

That's 7 pages long.

How much smoke can one stove make.

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake.

It's more then any maid can take.

Being Mr. Mom!

Alan had been throwing all kinds of balls everywhere while Summer kept hurting herself when she was pretending to be a ballerina. Tristan looked at Serenity's shopping list and almost fainted. Also despite that Tristan read "Cooking for Dummies" he still burnt a small cake.

"Yuck!" said Summer

Alan then started throwing pieces of the cake at Tristan.

Well.

Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer.

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the 15thtime.

Breakfast 6 naps at 9.

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair.

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair.

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday.

Mr. Mom!

Summer almost finished her Crayon Masterpiece, which was the state of Texas with the words Lonestar on it.

"Dad rewind Barney again"

"Awan put gum in my dowwy!"

"I'm tired!"

"Da-da Awan put food in your chaw!"

All of that was what Tristan heard every few minutes. Hard to believe it was all in one day.

Before I fall to bed tonight.

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds.

I'm going look just one more time.

Tristan was trying to get the paper but Alan was playing "Keep away from the paper".

"Alan give daddy the paper!"

"No!"

Cause.

Pampers melt in the Maytag dryer.

Crayons go up one drawer higher.

Rewind Barney for the 15thtime.

Breakfast 6 naps at 9.

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair.

Sweet Potatoes in my lazy chair.

Been crazy all day long.

Oh

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday.

Mr. Mom!

Tristan tripped and Alan was T.Ping Tristan and pouring baby powder on him while Summer put make-up on Tristan's face.

"Da-Da look pwettyful!"

"You look like the Mummy's girlfriend!"

Balancing checkbooks, juggling bills.

Thought there was nothing to it.

Baby, now I know how you feel.

What I don't know is how you do it.

Serenity came home from work only to see Tristan tied to his chair by rope and toilet paper, and covered in baby powder and make-up. Serenity instantly knew this was the work of her children.

"Mom's back!"

"Ma-Ma!"

"Alan, Summer. Rooms now." Said Serenity

The two listened their mother and walked upstairs.

Honey, you're my hero.

"Serenity, you're my hero."

Serenity smiled and kissed Tristan.

"I think I'll give you a break tonight."

Serenity walked to the kitchen and Tristan wiggled.

"Um Serenity? Could you untie me?"

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