Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ My attempt to take over the world... with stuff ❯ arguements, gameshows, and visiting Sarasa ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.

Masterlink: WHAHAHAHA MY FIRST FANFICITON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tor: I will kill my sister for getting him a user. Oh well why don't we see what he has to say.

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My attempt to take over the world... with stuff

BY: masterlink

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Marik: *glares at masterlink* I will take over the world!

masterlink: *glares back* No I will you idiot!

Bakura: No I will take over the world!!!

masterlink: What makes you think that?

Bakura: I have the most fangirls!

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU BAKURA! *chase bakura*

Bakura: I shall return to take over the world! *runs*

Marik: I'm still going to take over the world before you.

masterlink: No you aren't!

Marik: Yes I am.

masterlink: no you arent!

Marik: yes. I will.

masterlink: yes you will!

Marik: No I won't! *clutches mouth* O.O did i just say that?

masterlink: Haha I will take over the world before you! To the hideout! *jumps out of window*

Marik: Oh well at least i have the banana. *hugs banana*

~at the hid out~

Tor: Back,already? *takes off party hat and burns party supplies*

masterlink: what have you done to my hideout???!!!!

Tor: uuuhhh i got drunk on orange soda and threw a swingin party.

masterlink: Whew what a relief OHNO YOU MUST BE.........SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!

Tor: Uhuh *jumps up and down and takes sugar pills*

masterlink: C***.GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOR: Okay i'll take my sugar hignesnes to sarasa.

masterlink: YOu do that.

Tor: OKAY *leaves*

masterlink:Now then.*looks around room* Hmm... a shoe, a dungbomb, and a dueldisk with my deck. That can't do much.

Voice: Well then you have been selected to be a contestant in today's Items of death!

masterlink: Okaayy...

Voice: Well come on down!

masterlink: *walks down to stand behind podium*

Voice: Today's contestant is a man of few words and many evil schemes that fail. Say hello to masterlink!

Audience: *claps*

masterlink: Great to be here Bob.

Bob (a.k.a. voice): You know the rules pick a curtain and get the prize behind it!

masterlink: I pick one, wait no, three, no two, ONE. I pick curtain number one.

Bob: You pick curtain nuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr oooooooooonnnnnneeeeee! Behind
curtain one is the Yu-gi-oh canadian theme song.

masterlink: Is there one of those?

Yu-gi-oh canadian theme song: *is playing on boombox*

masterlink and audience: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!TURN IT OFF.

Bob: Number two then.*curtain opens*

masterlink: O.O thirty of every type of weapon in existance,including a private army.I'll take it!!!!

Bob: Not only that but a program for the duel disk that will make the monsters REAL!!!!

masterlink: OH yeeaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now to take over the world wahahahaha!!!!!!!!

~Tor~

Tor: *looks at adress* Wait a minute! This isn't Sarasa's house. Oh well lets see who's here. *rings doorbell*

Faia: *comes to door holding crying baby Miroku* Wadda ya want Tor?

Tor: Is Sarasa here?

Faia: Yes but you can't see her, we are in the middle of a fic.

Tor: O.O Is that Miroku? Why's he so small and looks like a toddler?

Faia: This is the Baby-yasha fic. Now go away. And don't come back. *slams door*

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masterlink: That fanfiction is so funny! *rolls on the ground laughing* just type in the user name peachgirl under Inuaysha fics and click on the fic Baby-Yasha.

Tor: ya so funny. REVIEW!