Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ My Cellmate thinks I’m sexy ❯ 1 ( Chapter 1 )

My Cellmate thinks I'm sexy

Usagi: My friend Jenna made me listen to this song by Cledus T. Judd "My Cellmate thinks I'm sexy" and it hit me like a HonTogi hentai pic...

Duke & Tristan: Leave us out of this!

Usagi: *ignores them* `This is a perfect Bakura/Marik song' so I had to do it. I rewrote a little of it to fit into YGO, hehehe, but I still don't own...

All: Thank God!

Usagi: Shuddap!

-~-~-~-~-~-~-(imagine Marik singing the song) -~-~-~-~-~-~-

[Well after Battle city thought I'd have a little fun,
hopped on a horse, Lord he sure could run,
well I got a butt kickin' when the police finally caught me,
not a moment too soon my yami Ishtar jumped in,
did his best Jackie Chan, caught a cop on the chin,
Now I don't understand why they's arrestin' me]

*sound of jail bars slaming*

[My cellmate Bakura thinks I'm sexy, I really turn him on,
he's always starin' at me, when the guards are gone,
I'm runnin' outa cigeretts, he's askin' me to dance,
he says I'm lookin' good in these orange pants.
I really wish My yami was here to protect me...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.]

[I'd give anything to be back in the pharaoh's tomb
I'm hidin' in my bunk but he's climbing on up,
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs,
Says he's gotta dream, I'm afraid of what it is,
your never gonna see me on a horse after this,
I only get one call, I hope that Ishizu is home.]

*Marik's on the pay phone calling home but at the same time trying to keep Bakura from kissing him*

Marik: DAMN IS ISHIZU, PICK UP!!!

[My cellmate Bakura thinks I'm sexy, he just won't leave me alone,
He's blowin' kisses at me, and I'm a duckin' them all,
I hate to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance.
What part of no don't this psycho understand?
Well I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy]

[Well when day behind bars is long enough,
'cause when I drop that millennium gold then his eyes light up]

[My cellmate thinks I (UH) my cellmate Bakura thinks I'm sexy,
I really turn him on, my name is Marik Ishtar,
This aint no where I belong, Me and Ishtar in trouble
But if one thing is for sure, Duke Devlin's gonna kick us
off his Dungeon Dice Monster tour, I'd call Yami Yugi But he's
in the next cell beside me... my cellmate thinks I'm sexy.]

*Bakura pounces Marik and proceeds to molest him*

-~-~-~-~-~-~-

Usagi: I'm glad I got that out of my system

*Bakura and Marik are making out on the couch*

Usagi: *Drool*

Duke: *Drags the authoress away from the Marik/Bakura scene*

Tristan: Please review *runs after them*