Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mystery Kittycat Theater 3000 episode 1 "King of Games Meets Gamemaster" ❯ Prologue and First Chapter- Let's Go! ^_^ ( Chapter 1 )
Yugi-tachi arrives and Miko-chan breaks the "No Coffee" Rule.
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Mystery Kitty-cat Theater 3000
By Trouble the Cat
Disclaimer:
& nbsp; Yu-Gi-Oh! belongs to Kazuki Takahashi, Shonen Jump, and Konami.
&nbs p; Mystery Science Theater 3000 belongs to Best Brains Inc.
& nbsp;Haruka, Kage, Ruki, Reaver, Clarrisa, Apricot, Yami Mokuba, Meret and Trouble belong to Trouble the Cat.
& nbsp;T.V.'s Jasmine is based on a real animal, my grandma's cat so I don't really own her either.
&nbs p; All things referenced belong to their respective owners.
&nbs p; Original Story by Anthony Bault.
[Turn down your lights where applicable. Some kittens need their sleep y'know. . .]
[begin MKCT 2k4 Love Theme]
In the not too distant future
Somewhere in time and space.
There lived an insane neko-girl
Who read about a different place
She had a favorite manga
Yu-gi-oh! was it's name.
But then she had a crazy plan
She took her favorite characters and. . .
Trouble: Hee, hee, hee. . . >:)(Kage: u_u Oh, Ra. )
Trouble: I'll show them cheesy Fanfics
The worst that I can find. (Haruka, Anzu: La, la, la!)
I'll have them read and riff them all
We'll have grand old time! (Yugi, Mokuba: La, la, la!)
Keep in mind Trouble can't control
Where the Insanity will end.
But maybe it will provide
Some fun for Yugi and Friends.
YU-GI-OH CHARACTER ROLE CALL:
YUGI (Let's Duel!)
ANZU (I'm ready!)
JONOUCHI (Heh!)
RYOU (Um, hello?)
SETO (. . . .)
HARUKA (This'll b fun!! ^_^ )
KAGE (^^; Woo boy!)
MIKOOOOOOOOOOO! (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ^-^)
If you're wondering about the "No Coffee Rule"
And other similar Facts. (Miko: ^_~ La, la, la!)
Tell yourself to keep it cool,
Just sit back and relax!
Mystery Kitty-Cat Theater 3000!
Meooooow! XP
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[Seto Kaiba is being dragged down the hallway of an unknown building by two young boys. One of them is his own little brother, Mokuba. The other one looks almost exactly like Mokuba, but his hair spikes out more and has streaks of orange running through it and his eyes are amber instead of blue. You can also see right through him. Both boys are wearing a large oval shaped orange stone on a black cord around their necks.]
Seto: (Irritated) I can't believe I let you two talk me into this.
Mokuba: Come on Nii-sama, it'll be fun!
Yami Mokuba: Un! Believe it or not, there's more to life then Duel Monsters and Kaiba Corp. You need to relax for a change.
Mokuba: Besides, Yugi-kun will be there! You can challenge him to a duel afterwards! Won't that be nice?
Seto: . . . .
[The Mokubas continue to drag their brother along until they reach a large room. The room is pretty much empty of furniture except for several chairs and a small table in the corner several Two liter bottles of soda and a stack of paper cups. There are pictures of cats decorating most of the walls and a large video screen is on one wall. there is also a large door on the opposite side of the room from where the Kaiba brothers entered. The rest of Yugi-tachi (except Otogi, Honda and Mai) is already there along with some others.
&nbs p; Sitting in a chair next to Anzu, leafing through a magazine, is a girl who looks almost exactly like her except her hair is black and her eyes are green. This is "Yami Anzu", more commonly known as Apricot. Both she and Anzu are wearing a stone similar to the one the Mokubas are wearing except that theirs is blue. Standing next to Shizuka in the far corner is a girl who looks like Shizuka except her hair and eyes are darker. This is, of course "Yami Shizuka", also known as Meret. The stone Shizuka and Meret are wearing is brown.]
Yugi: [Looks up and smiles as Kaiba bros. enter] Mokuba-kun, You made it!
Yami Yugi: [smirks] How'd you manage to get Kaiba here?
Y. Mokuba: >:) How do you think?
Apricot: [Looks up from her magazine] Black mail?
Mokuba, Y. Mokuba: Yep!
Seto: . . . .
Jonouchi: [grins] Well I wonder what it could be! Must be big to get you to come here!
Malik: Hn! So what is it?
Y. Mokuba: *wink* Sorry, can't tell you!
Mokuba: [Grins evilly] Yet!
Seto: . . . . . . .
Shizuka: *Giggle* I think that's enough teasing guys.
Yami Bakura: *snorts* I wouldn't be here either if Yandounoshi here hadn't been so set on coming. [nods at Ryou]
Ryou: -_-;; I wish you would stop calling me that.
[Suddenly the video screen comes on and the image of a teenage girl with light brown skin, wild, curly dark brown hair and cat ears appears on it. A siamese cat is perched on her shoulder.]
Girl: Mew! ^-^ Hellloooo! Trouble here! This kitty here is my assistant, T.V.'s Jasmine! How is everyone today, nu?
Seto: [glares at the screen]
Y. Bakura: [also glares at the screen]
Anzu: [smiles as she ignores Seto and Y. Bakura] We're fine Trouble-san!
Y. Yugi: You said something about a project you wanted us to help you with.
Trouble: Uh-huh! It's called a MiSTing. That's when you read a Fan fiction story and make comments about things like misspellings, bad grammar, plot holes and stuff like that. I read some done by other Authors and I thought it might be fun if we did one!
Malik: A MiSTing?
Jonouchi: I've heard of those! It's based on that old American T.V. show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, right? So what Fanfic are we doing?
Apricot: Yeah, and where are Kage and the others?
Trouble: The others are already in the theater setting things up. As for the story, you're gonna be reading a personal favorite of mine. A Self Insertion fic called, Heroes of Arcadia: The Gamemaster's Legacy by Anthony Bault!
Y. Yugi, Yugi: Gamemaster?
Meret: I've heard of HOA. Isn't that a series?
Seto: I fail to see the point to this.
Y. Mokuba: Oh don't be such a stick in the mud Nii-sama!
Shizuka: [turns to Seto] The point is that it's supposed to be fun!
Y. Bakura: *sigh* Well, if we must be subjugated to this we might as well get it over with. Where's this theater?
Trouble: [beams at Y. Bakura] Why I'm glad you asked Yami Bakura-kun! [Y. Bakura growls] It's through that door over there! Jazzy?
[Jasmine hops off of Trouble's shoulder and lands on a red button on the computer console at Trouble's end. On Yugi-tachi's end the large doors mentioned earlier slide open. Mai walks out.]
Mai: We're ready, Trouble-san. We had some problems because Miko got into the coffee, but everything's fine now.
Trouble: [looks annoyed] I thought I told her no coffee in the theater! Any who, lead them in Mai!
Mai: [nods and starts to go back into the theater] Let's go minna-san! We've got Fanfic Sign! [winks at Jonouchi]
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[Yugi-tachi files into the theater. Mai is in the lead with Jonouchi right behind her. Seto is at the back of the group, once again being dragged along by his brother and his brother's other half. A group of people is already seated. Otogi and Honda are sitting with Haruka and her Yami, Kage as well as Ruki, Clarissa, and their Yamis, Reaver and Miko. Miko is siting next to Clarissa, bouncing rapidly in her seat and giggling insanely. Kage and Haruka are a few seats away from them. Kage looks really annoyed with Miko.]
Miko: (On a caffeine high) C'mon starttheficstarttheficstartthefic!!!
Kage: *twitch* Yes, let's get this over with before I strangle her.[Jerks a thumb at the still bouncing Miko]
Haruka: *giggle*
Mai: -_-;; Don't worry, we're about to.
[Everyone takes their seats. Mokuba and Y. Mokuba sit on either side of Seto to make sure he doesn't try to escape. Ryou decides to sit next to Clarissa, opposite of Miko so Y. Bakura sits as far away from his Hikari as he can get. Mai and Jonouchi sit next to each other.]
Trouble: (voice over) O-tay! Is everybody ready?
Haruka: Hai Trouble-san!
Ruki: [Watching Miko as she continues to bounce and Kage as she gets increasingly annoyed] just start already!
Trouble:(v.o.) Starting!
>Heroes of Arcadia: The Gamemaster's Legacy
>by Anthony Bault
Seto: I wonder how Kaiba Corp. is fairing in my absence.
Mokuba: (Admonishing) Nii-sama!
Anzu: Kaiba-kun, Relax already. your company will be fine with out you for one day!
Ruki: Kaiba, you're worse than my mom sometimes. You know that?
Seto: No I didn't know and I don't care!
Apricot: Guy's? The fic?
>Legal:
Reaver: Or not.
>Mario, Link, and all related characters are (c) Nintendo
Malik: So this is a Mario/Legend of Zelda Fic?
>Megaman and all related characters are (c) Capcom
Otogi: The Blue Bomber meets Nintendo's oldest mascot and the Hero of Time? This will be. . . interesting.
>Sonic and all related characters are (c) Sega, DIC, and Archie Comics
Jonouchi: Sonic and Mario in the same story? I smell a bloodbath coming on!
Y. Bakura: Tch, I highly doubt that!
Y. Yugi: (To Y. Bakura) So you've decided to join us hmmm?
Y. Bakura: *growl* Shut up Pharaoh!
>King Ralius, Zorin Wayfarer, Adaman, and Magi Reynard Prower are based on
>characters from the
>above games.
Meret: He doesn't tell you which games for which Characters you notice.
Shizuka: Tee, hee! (whispers) That's the surprise!
>The following characters are (c) the fanfic authors that made them:
Reaver: In other words more OC's. . . . This is going to be a long fic.
Honda: HOW many people helped him write this thing?
>Bookshire Draftwood, Sandra Nightweaver, and Packbell: David Pistone aka
>Serinthia Draftwood
Ryou: Packbell?
Clarissa: Kind of sounds like a cheap PC rip off!
>Chris Petrucci and Rebecca MacPherson: Keith Aksland
Jonouchi: Luckily not Keith Howard.
Mai: Speaking of Bandit Keith. I wonder what happened to him after Gameland?
Kage: Don't know and could care less.
>Sir Kain: Eric Goodwin
Miko: WE ARE THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY: NI!!!!!
[everyone jumps and stares at Miko]
Honda: O.O Ano . . . Nani?
Mai: o_O Okay, That was completely random.
Y. Yugi: -_-;; Not completely. You've just never watched Monty Python.
Seto: O_O I . . . think I understand now why Trouble doesn't let her drink coffee.
Kage: *Twitch . . . Twitch* >:| Hai. That would be the reason.
>Ryan Nightweaver: Ryan Huber
Y. Mokuba: Let me guess. This Ryan Nightweaver and Ryan Huber are the same guy which would make him another SI.
Mokuba: That'd be about the size of it.
>Fred "FX" Ferret: G. T. Ettinger III
Kage: Sounds like some snobby American rich kid.
Anzu: Kage, don't make assumptions like that based on a persons name!
Apricot: Yeah. He could be English!
[Kage and Apricot low five each other while Anzu sighs in exasperation]
>Major Frank Sharpe and Lt. Sergio "T-Bone" Hernandez: T-Bone
Shizuka: Someone must have been hungry when they came up with that one.
Malik: Either that or they watch to much Swat Kats.
Meret: You watch Swat Kats?
Malik: What wrong with that?
>David Kintobor and Chuckles Echidna: David Gonterman
Yugi: Gonterman? He's that guy Trouble says all the other MiSTing Groups hate for some reason she can't figure out.
Anzu: It's funny how people don't need a good reason to hate someone. Take all the people who hate me for example.
Seto, Y. Bakura: (Together) I could care less. Huh?
[Seto and Y. Bakura blink and stare at each other in surprise while the others laugh]
>Sasha Prower: RottinKid
Otogi: Well at least we don't have to ask what kind of person he is.
>Melanie and Cleo Chameleon: Morgan Ingersoll
>Lutherain: Emily S. Smith
Mai: She sounds like a fashion designer.
Apricot: Introducing the new summer wear line by E. S. Smith!
(Note: I don't know a thing about fashion shows, okay?)
Boys except Yugi and Ryou: >_< *Groans*
>Anthony, King Arbolet, Prince Vinius, Princess Blossa, Sir Eric of the Larson
>Clan:
Miko: RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!
Others:(Jump again) ACK!!
Clarissa: O.O Ano, Miko-chan? Maybe you should calm down.
Miko: ^-^ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mai: *sweatdrop* That can't be a good sign.
Ruki:*twitch* Oh, that is so it! The next person to let Miko get her hands on any coffee has to answer to me. (Glares at Honda) Got that?
Honda: O_O *Gulp*
Jonouchi: So this is your fault Honda?
Honda: *sigh* Yeah.
>Anthony Bault
Ryou:^_^;;; Not according to Super Hyperactive Miko.
[Miko is still bouncing and giggling. Y. Bakura watches with a disgusted look on his face]
Y. Bakura: (to Clarissa) How long before she winds down anyway?
Clarissa: ^_^;;;; Last time she was like this all day, but that was because she drank the whole pot.
Kage: -_- I'd say give it about two hours.
Haruka: *giggle* Maybe a little more than that.
Seto: (monotonous) -_- Great. . . .
>Above characters used without permission (update your e-mails, guys, I wanna
>talk to ya!) but
>are merely being used for fun and not for profit. (Rough translation:
>*groveling* PLEASE
>don't sue!)
Y. Mokuba: (as random Author) Okay! Just let me get my lawyer on the phone.
> This fanfic may be distributed unaltered by permission of the
>author, but may not
>be distributed for profit.
Y. Yugi: Speaking of which. Trouble-san, did you ask Bault-san for permission before starting this MiST?
Trouble:(v.o.) ^_^;; Uh, no. But, I plan on e-mailing him after we're done with the first chapter to ask if we can continue, okay?
Y. Yugi: Okay, I guess that's acceptable.
>Author's forward:
Jonouchi: (Snickers and starts to speak)
Mai, Ruki, Anzu: (Glares at him) Don't! even!
[Haruka stares at them in confusion.]
Haruka: *blink* Nani? I don't understand!
Kage: (to Haruka) -_-;; Douji, just don't ask.
(Notes: For those who don't already know, Douji means "Kid" in Japanese. It's what I decided Kage would call Haruka in my fic "Game Queen Haruka".)
Haruka: *blink, blink* Oh, Okay Kage-chan.
>My first fanfic
Otogi: Not a good sign.
Mokuba: Then again, this IS our first MiST so maybe we shouldn't talk.
Otogi: (nods) Point.
>...and hopefully not my last.
Y. Bakura:(sarcastically) Hopefully.
>This fanfic is based on a paper and pencil RPG called "Heroes of Arcadia" I
>started creating
Y. Yugi: So he made a game based on this?
Yugi: Wow, he must have a LOT of time on his hands.
>(not for publishing, just for fun) a while back where you can role play a video
>game. What you
>will read is, essentially, part of the back story for that RPG.
>Basic premise: Suppose everything we believe to be fiction is actually fact, but
>in some other
>reality.
Malik: Well, we knew that. Trouble-san told us that our world's a manga and an anime in her world.
Miko: (starts humming "Love Love Shine") ^-^
> With some unknown ability, we are able to see that reality, but only
>perceive it as
>our imagination. Suppose it turns out we had the ability to visit those
>realities a long time
>ago, but the "doors" have long since closed...
Apricot:(raises her hand) I call no Kingdom Hearts refs.
Shizuka, Meret, Yugi: (Disappointed) Awww!
Miko: (still humming) ^-^
>HOA-TGL is the story of how one of those doors opened, and what happens when
>that reality
>literally spills into ours...
Honda:(as Anthony) I tell you I had the hardest time get all that reality out of the carpet!
>Enjoy!
Seto:(Sarcastically) Oh, but I already am enjoying it.
>(P.S. That sound you hear is the fourth wall completely shattering!)
(CRASH!)
All: GYAH!!!
Y. Yugi: O_O What in the...?
Seto: O_O You have GOT to be kidding me.
Trouble: (v.o. Distressed) MYAH!! Oh, dear! Don't worry, I'll fix it. Just keep reading!
>------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------
Mokuba: (Pretending to read something) It says "Cut on dotted line".
Seto: Oh, how I would love to do that.
Yugi: Kaiba-kun, give it a chance will you? The fic hasn't even officially started yet!
>Prologue:
Y. Bakura: Epilogue.
Kage: Heh. You wish.
Miko: (Starts Humming "Butterfly") ^-^
>Bowser Koopa was up to his old tricks again,
Y. Yugi: (as Bowser) And now for my next trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Yugi: (As Luigi) Cool a Bowser!
[They both laugh as Seto rolls his eyes, smirking slightly]
Seto: That was generic.
Trouble: (v.o. Cheerfully) All fixed! Oh, and Seto-kun? I'm glad you're starting to enjoy yourself, nu! ^_^
Seto: o_0 (turns slightly red and glares at the speaker that Trouble's voice is coming out of) WHO SAID I WAS ENJOYING MYSELF?! AND DON'T CALL ME SETO-KUN!
Trouble: (v.o.) Meh.
[Everyone else laughs]
>he just chose a different target.
Y. Mokuba: Princess Daisy?
Meret: Princess Fiona?
Trouble: (v.o.) Princess Angelina Contessa Luisa Franchesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the third?
All: HUH?!?!?
Trouble:(v.o.) Hee.
Y. Bakura: If you're going to make comments, how about coming down here with the rest of us?
Trouble: (v.o.) Nope. I'm done!
>Having failed to capture the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom time and time
>again,
Jonouchi:(as Bowser) All thanks those damned Plumbers!
Ryou: (as Mario) You've a got a that right!
> he set his
>sights on the neighboring kingdom of Floren, where a race of people evolved from
>the fire
>flowers lived.
Kage: How can a race of beings evolve from flowers anyway?
Reaver: (in a singasong voice) It's a story. you're not supposed to think about that.
Miko: (Still Humming) ^-^
Kage: *Twitch* If you don't stop that right now Miko, no more DDR for a month! And I mean it!
Miko: (stops humming AND bouncing) O_O
Kage: Better.
> He had already captured Princess Blossa and was getting ready to
>make his
>escape, when his old nemesis appeared...
Malik: (As that announcer guy from that game show) And heeerrrrre's Mario!
>"There he is, Mario!" Prince Vinius exclaimed. "THAT'S the fiend who kidnapped
>my sister!"
>Mario sighed and thought,
Honda: (as Mario) Here a we a go again a!
>"Doesn't Koopa EVER get tired of this?"
Mai: Well, look on the bright side! As long as he doesn't people'll keep making games about you.
>Mario and Vinius chased Bowser into a nearby cave where Bowser thought he could
>hide and set up
>a defense, using some of his best Troopas as a wall. Unfortunately, Vinius was
>skilled at fire
>magic, even teaching Mario a few tricks, and the two of them practically turned
>Bowser's troops
>into a mass barbecue.
Jonouchi: A barbecue sounds good right about now! I'm hungry!
Anzu, Apricot, Shizuka, Meret: You're ALWAYS hungry!
>Eventually, the two of them caught up with the king of the
>Koopas, and
>forced him to surrender the princess.
Y. Bakura: Phht! Pathetic!
Malik: I'll say. I would've put up more of a fight if it were me!
Y. Yugi: (Raises an eyebrow) You would've, would you?
Malik: Don't give me that Pharaoh! You know what I mean!
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>"Blossa, are you alright?" said Vinius, after helping Mario tie up Koopa.
>"I'm fine, brother," she said, "and I am definitely glad to be out of
>this...THING'S clutches!"
Ryou: Well, no one's exactly sure what he is are they?
Haruka: (as Blossa) He's a. . . turtle. . . lizard. . . thingy. . . I think.
>"HEY!" Bowser exclaimed. "I may be a dirty, no good cheat, but I resent just
>being called a
>'thing'!"
Kage: Well HE would.
>"Sorry he caused you so much trouble, he's a always been a pain in the keister
>when I had to a
>protect the princess in the Mushroom Kingdom," Mario said.
Clarissa: Either Bault-san is trying to make Mario look like he has an Italian accent like he's supposed to or he just made a grammar error there.
>"Well..." Vinius said, with a smile crossing his lips. "Perhaps we can get rid
>of this pain
>once and for all for you, Mario."
Jonouchi: (Smirks and opens his mouth to comment)
Seto: Koinu if you're going to say what I think you're going to say, I strongly advise against it.
>"Eh? How are you going to do that?" Mario asked.
Jonouchi: (starts to hum porno music)
[Miko produces the Rouge Staff seemingly out of nowhere and smacks Jonouchi upside the head with it.]
WHAM!!
Miko: Hentai!
[Jonouchi hits the floor with resounding thud.]
Jonouchi: (dazed) Itai. . . .
Seto: *smirk* Tried to warn you.
[Haruka watches all of this and is once again confused. She turns to Kage.]
Kage: -_-;; I said don't ask Douji.
>"Follow us to the back of this cave, Mario, and you'll see..."
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Y. Mokuba: I, uh, can't think of a line joke right now, sorry!
>The back of the cave revealed a massive stone arch etched with cryptic symbols
>that must have
>been around for several centuries.
Meret: O.O A stargate? What in the. . . ?
> Vinius and Blossa saw the confused look on
>Mario's face and
>explained.
>"What you are looking at, Mario," Vinius began, "is a banishment portal.
Shizuka: Oh, look. It's a plot contrivance!
Y. Bakura: Just send it to the Shadow Realm. It would be so much easier.
Mai: Basically, that's what their going to do anyway.
Malik: Why don't they just kill the thing? That's the problem with you heroes. You always have to do things half way.
>Our
>father once told
>us never to come down here, saying we could be lost forever if this were ever to
>open through
>any errant magic spell from either myself or my sister."
Ruki: You mean they're 'that' careless?
>"Yes,"
Ruki: That was rhetorical question, but oh well.
>: Blossa continued, "making it the perfect place to dump off our excess
>baggage here so he
>doesn't cause any more grief!"
Malik: JUST KILL IT DAMMIT!! Then you'd REALLY be rid of it!
Haruka: Malik-kun! Calm down!
>Fear crossed Bowser's face. Were they really going to...?
>"Momma mia! You mean you're going to..."
Apricot: (as Mario) But a, then what will a I DO with my a weekends a?
>"You bet, Mario!"
Ryou: Don't worry Mario. You'll still have Wario and his pals to play with.
>Vinius exclaimed. "Just place lizard-lips here near the portal
>and my sis
>and I will do the rest!"
Honda: Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to turn out the way they want it to?
Mokuba: Because if it did there wouldn't be a story?
>"WAIT!" Bowser yelled. "Can't we make a deal?"
Y. Bakura: Baka. There's no point in making deals with the so called 'heroes'.
>"No deal, Koopa!" said Bloosa. "We don't make deals with the likes of YOU!"
Y. Bakura: See what I mean?
Kage: Hora, Bakura-baka! We get the point already! You don't have to spell it out!
>Vinius and Blossa began an strange incantation which caused the portal to open
>in a reddish
>haze, sucking the screaming Bowser into it.
>"Well," said Vinius. "I guess our two countries will both be glad to be rid
>of..."
>"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?"
Apricot: (as Blossa, innocently) Oh, nothing! Just takng out the trash.
>Vinius and Blossa turned around to see their father, King Arbolet, running
>towards them with
>anger in his eye. That anger turned to panic when he saw the opened portal.
>"What...what did you do? Don't tell me you just opened the portal!"
Otogi: (as Vinius, clueless) Uh, yeah. . . Is that bad?
>"We did, father," said Blossa proudly, "and banished Bowser Koopa to a place
>where he'll never
>bother this world again!"
>"NO!!!!!!" yelled Arbolet,
Clarissa: Why is he mad? They just got rid of the main bad guy.
Reaver: I think maybe it has to do with the portal.
> then he quieted down, and looked at his kids with a
>more subdued
>tone. "My children...I shouldn't have told you this was a banishment portal.
Honda: Uh-oh!
Yugi: I guess you were right Honda-kun.
> I
>only told you
>that so you wouldn't try to open it like you just did."
Y. Yugi: Then why didn't he just seal off the cave?
Y. Mokuba: 'Cause that would be too easy?
>"Father! What are you talking about?"
>"This portal...is one of the Arcadian portals, one of the portals that connects
>our world of
>Gardenia with the other worlds of Arcadia."
Mai: (as that church lady) Well, isn't that convieeeeeeeenient!
>Both of the royal children and Mario gasped. They knew of the portals, and of
>the history
>behind them, and suddenly worried...
Miko: Could such a creature as Barney enter this world and terrorize it?
Meret: o_0 Well, I guess she's feeling better now.
Seto: I got the feeling she wouldn't stay quiet for long.
>Which world did they send Bowser to, and can that world handle him?
>------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------
>Chapter 1 - First Contact
Malik: Don't tell me he went to the Star Trek universe!
Ryou: I doubt that, they would have mentioned it in the disclaimer.
>"RATS!"
Miko: SHINY!!!
Anzu: That seems a little random.
Kage: Not really. That's from "Chaos Race." Why does she always have to reference something that most of the rest of us haven't even heard of?
Haruka: *giggle* What else would you expect from Miko?
Clarissa: I don't think she's off her caffeine high just yet.
Miko: ^-^
>Anthony was playing his Playstation 2, trying his skills at Final Fantasy
>Tactics, only to have
>his main character die as a result of being ganged up on by three enemies at
>once.
Jonouchi: Three enemies? I could do better than that and I suck at that game.
Shizuka: Onii-chan! Be nice!
> Not exactly
>how he wanted to end his game session...
>He had just come back from his usual weekend bike ride
Miko: (singing) On a Sunday, riding my bike, I notice, I notice different things that look alike!
Kage: Miko! Urse!
>and was cooling down with
>a nice video
>game RPG.
Apricot: That never works for Trouble. Unless It's Pok`emon or Paper Mario she's not very good with RPG's.
>After giving up on trying to keep his main character alive, he decided
>to relax with
>a little television instead. Unfortunately, pickings were slim on the tube...
Otogi: (as T.V. announcer) AND, WE'RE BACK WITH THE 24 HOUR TELETUBIES MARATHON!!
Honda: (as Anthony) AAAAAAGGHH!!! MUST! CHANGE! CHANNEL!!
>"Reruns...golf...B-movie...George Bush
Trouble:(v.o. In whiny fake Texas accent) I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
All: NANI?!?!?
[Seto looks again at the speaker where Trouble's voice is coming from]
Seto: (annoyed) I thought you said you were done!
Trouble: (v.o. Sheepish) Heh. Sorry! Couldn't help it.
>...more golf...God I hate weekend TV!"
Y. Yugi: One thing I've never understood. Why is it that all the good TV is on, on weekdays when everyone is either at work or at school and nothing is ever on during the weekends when most people are home?
Yugi: It's a mystery Mou hitori no boku.
(A/N: For those who don't already know this, mou hitori no boku means "my other self" or "the other me". It's what Yugi calls Yami Yugi in the Japanese version of the anime and the manga.)
>He decides to grab a drink from the kitchen while trying to decide what he could
>do next, and
>then he had that feeling of Deja Vu again,
Jonouchi: (as Anthony) Wait a minute. Didn't I wear these same pants yesterday?
>where he swore he saw the events that
>just took
>place happen in a previous dream.
Honda: (as Anthony) Except. . . I don't see Carmen Electra ANYWHERE!
Kage: (rolls her eyes) Oi!
>These "happenings" have been taking place ever since he was 13, and now that he
>was 26,
Mai: So they've been happening twice as often lately.
> the
>frequency of them happening have increased to the point that they happened on a
>semi-regular
>basis.
Mai: *blink*
Anzu: Mai-san, you haven't been reading ahead have you?
Mai: No. I . . . think that was a lucky guess.
>He couldn't even play cribbage with his old man without guessing what the
>next card was
>on certain deals.
Yugi:(as Anthony, annoyed) It WOULD help if dad would stop using the mirror while we're playing. . . .
>"Ah...forget it, Bault. You're just imagining things," he said to himself as he
>filled a water
>glass. Suddenly, he saw a bright flash come from outside the kitchen window.
Meret: (as Anthony) HEY!! Okay who's camera is that?
>What he saw next
>he could scarcely believe, for he saw a giant lizard-like creature come out of
>where the flash
>originated. A creature, he knew all too well...
Y. Mokuba: Serpent Night Dragon?
Jonouchi: Luster Dragon?
Seto: Blue Eyes White- (Stops) O_O
[Everyone stares at Seto]
Mokuba: (smiles knowingly) Nii-sama. . . .
Y. Yugi: *Snicker* Couldn't resist, eh Kaiba?
Seto: (Glares). . . .
>"What the HELL?!? Is that...KOOPA?!?!?!?"
>Anthony was amazed to see the creature break out of his bonds he was in, and
>watched as it
>looked around, wondering where the heck it ended up. Suddenly, it turned towards
>where Anthony
>was looking and yelled at him.
>"You there, human! Come here!"
Malik: (as Bowser) And bring the salt and catsup!
Haruka: Malik-kun!
>"No way am I doing THAT," thought Anthony, as he made a strategic retreat to his
>room. He was
>glad his parents were away on vacation,
All: o.0
Otogi: O-kaaayy. . . .
Meret: Let's just move on.
> they wouldn't believe this was happening
>even if they
>saw it themselves! He made it too his room where he had a weapon: a longsword
>some friends of
>his picked up at the last Gen-Con.
All but Seto, Yugi, Ryou, Clarissa and Haruka: NERD!!
[Kage blinks then glances at Y. Bakura.]
Kage: >:) Bakura baka?
Y. Bakura: (Turns slightly red and glares at Kage) What?
> "This should give me SOME protection against
>that overgrown
>tortoise,"
Y. Mokuba: A single sword against a fifty ton turtle lizard thing that breaths fire? Yeah, right. Good luck fella.
>he thought. Right now he wasn't worried about where Bowser came from,
>only that he
>needed to make sure he survived the encounter.
Apricot: I'd be worried about where Bowser came from, seeing as he's not supposed to exist in this world.
>As he ran back down, he saw that Bowser had something else in mind, as several
>Goombas and
>Troopas he magically summoned made their way up the stairs toward him. Anthony
>jumped on one
>of the Troopas as the Troopa dived toward him, causing it to pop out of its
>shell. He then
>tossed the shell towards the remaining group, knocking out the lot of them.
>"I hope that was enough for a 1-up,"
All: *groan*
Kage: Oh Ra! He's already come up with his own catchphrase!
> he thought as he turned his attention and
>his sword
>towards the Troopa who regained its composure and was looking for revenge. The
>Troopa had a
>spear and was charging Anthony,
Miko:(as Troopa) CHARGE!
> but Anthony quickly sidestepped the charge and
>landed a cutting
>blow in the Troopa's now exposed back, leaving a gaping cut on the Troopa and a
>fair amount of
>green ichor on Anthony's sword blade.
Ryou: Well, there goes the E Rating.
>Anthony ran back down the stairs to face Bowser, dispatching a few Goombas with
>sword swipes as
>he ran down. He also picked up another Troopa shell to use as a shield if
>necessary.
Y. Mokuba: Well, I guess that's a little better.
>When Anthony made it outside where Bowser was waiting, he took a defensive
>stance to face him.
>Bowser wasn't impressed by Anthony's bravery. "So, the little man thinks he can
>face the King
>of the Koopas, huh?"
Malik: (As Bowser as a badly dubbed Anime Villain) YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BURNING DARKNESS ATTACK!!!! BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!
[Everyone edges away from Malik.]
Y. Bakura:(With his hands over his ears) >_< Ishtar, do us all a favor and DON"T DO THAT AGAIN!! You just reminded me how much 4 Kids messed up when they made the English dub version of our show. Especially, if I recall correctly, your storyline.
Malik: >_< Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
>"Why not? I've beaten you in all the games I played...ARRGGGHH!!!" Anthony felt
>a tremendous
>headache brewing, probably from the stress of what was happening,
Mokuba: I don't think you get headaches like THAT from stress.
Jonouchi: And with a brother like your's, you'd be an expert on headaches right?
Mokuba: Yep!
Seto: . . . .
>but tried to
>regain his
>composure.
>"Games, huh?" Bowser scoffed. "Well, you aren't going to be able start THIS game
>over after
>I'm done with you..."
>Suddenly, Anthony's head started to glow, followed by his body in turn.
Honda: O_o What the. . . ? Is he radiated or something?
Miko: TAKE THE RAD-X MAN! TAKE IT!
*sound of something breaking*
Kage: O.O NANI?!?
Trouble: (v.o.) MYAH!! Darn it! The Obscure-O-Meter broke! MIKO-CHAN!!!
Miko: ^-^ Heh.
[The others facefault.]
Y. Yugi: -_- Miko. . . .*sigh* What ARE we going to do with you?
>Anthony
>felt nothing
>except the tremendous headache, getting more excruciating as the seconds passed
>and forcing him
>to collapse to his knees. He knew he had to do something to relieve it and was
>surprised when
>the relief came in the form of a gigantic fireball that emanated from one of his
>outstretched
>hands
Haruka: O_O Nani?
Y. Mokuba: Hey! Conjuring fire's MY shtick!
>and blasted Bowser back into the flash of light that brought him, which in
>turn caused
>all the summoned Goombas and Troopas to fade out of existence.
>"What the...?" Anthony said. "Did I just...?"
Kage: (Smirking) Yes Anthony you DID steal Yami Mokuba's 'shtick', Sort of.
Y. Mokuba: Gimme a break will you?
>Suddenly the headaches returned, and another blast came out of his hands. This
>time it was
>aimed towards the flash, and the blast turned the portal from a fire red color
>to a shimmering
>blue.
>The headaches stopped, and Anthony was kneeling on the ground near the newly
>created portal,
>gasping heavily. He stared at it in amazement with two questions on his mind
>which he voiced
>out loud.
>"What the hell just happened? Am I dreaming?"
Kage: It seems you've just received the powers of a Psyduck, and no and neither are Bakura-baka or Kaiba. [Grins evilly at them]
Kaiba:. . . .
Y. Bakura:(Glares) Phht! Very cute, Gaki.
Kage: ^_^ Why, thank you!!
Y. Bakura: =.= (Growls)
>He realized he wasn't dreaming when trying to pick himself up using the nearby
>deck yielded a
>painful stab from a wood splinter.
Jonuchi: (as Anthony) OUCH! Dammit! I knew I should've had this thing polished!
>He then looked at the portal once again and
>was afraid.
>This was all too real. Unfortunately, his curiosity was getting the better of
>him, and he had
>no way of shaking it.
Mai: You know the old saying: "Curiosity killed the cat."
Apricot: "But satisfaction brought it back."
>After placing his sword in the portal and pulling it out again to see if it was
>safe, he took a
>deep breath, and jumped into the portal...
[A Buzzer sound's]
Trouble: (v.o.) O-tay! Break time!
Seto, Y. Bakura: Finally!
Haruka: [Bounces out of her seat] That was fun!
Clarrisa: Miko-chan? Are you feeling better now?
Miko: Un. I'm fine now Clarrisa-sama.
Anzu: Trouble-san? How long is this story anyway?
Trouble: (v.o.) Oh, um. . . . About 32 chapters.
Y. Bakura: 0_0 THIRTY-TWO!!!
Seto: >_< . . . . Well, looks like we have a LONG way to go.
Kage: (Snickers) >:) This'll be fun.
Jonouchi: (Snickers) >:) Yeah!
Seto, Y. Bakura: [Glare at Jonouchi and Kage] SHUT UP KOINU/GAKI!!!
Y. Yugi: -_-;;; This. . . is going to be a long day.
Yugi: ^_^;; Hai.
Trouble:(v.o.) Well, uh, anyway. Like I said, it's break time now, so you can leave the theater for awhile.
Seto: I'm all for that.
[Yugi-tachi files out of the theater.]
&nbs p;