Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Not Again ❯ The Discovery ( Chapter 3 )

Xpyne: I'm so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna post this yesterday, because I got so many beautiful reviews, just like I asked...okay, begged for... But ::hides face in shame:: I had a late practice, I had homework--

Solitaire: Excuses, excuses. You're just mean!

Xpyne: Nooo!! Look, I'm posting it!

Solitaire: Yeah, and it's only, like, three pages long...

Xpyne: Well, it's a transition chapter.

Yami: .......Does that mean what I think it means?

Xpyne: -_-` I'm not saying anything. I just promise to make the next, and most likely final chapter really good and, uh, longer than this.

Solitaire: *Anything* is longer than this. What about ROTD????? People have been asking me when we're gonna update, and I keep having to tell them it's all YOUR fault!

Xpyne: It's on my list of things to do...

Yugi: Yeah, when? After #1: Watch fifty Yugioh reruns--for characterization and "research"; #2: Sleep; #3: Kinda maybe sorta work on your homework--

Solitaire: And don't forget becoming fluent in Japanese street slang from that book you borrowed from one of your Asian friends.

Yugi: #4: Reading the stories of *GOOD* authors, who actually post once a month!; #5: --

Xpyne: ENOUGH!!! I said I'm sorry! Sheesh. I'm writing chapter four and plan on having it up either Monday or Tuesday. Assuming I get my whored reviews.

Solitaire/Seto: Yeah, right.

Yami: Shut up you guys. As we all know from watching me duel, you have to have faith, be extremely optimistic, and have outrageously amazing, spectacularly good luck. ^_^

Solitaire: .....That doesn't even make sense. Be quiet, neko!!

Joey: Well, she didn't say *which* Monday or Tuesday.

Xpyne: >.< Shut up, all of you. Oh, and for anyone wondering, `neko' is the Japanese word for the "girl" in a gay relationship.

Solitaire: ::laughs evilly:: I've been reading up.

Xpyne: Yugi, honey?

Yugi: Xpyne and Solitaire don't own anything but their frivolous promises and bad characterization.

Solitaire: Hey, the characterization isn't even mine this time!

Yugi: Just start the story.

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Chapter 3: The Discovery

Kaiba staggered to his feet, knowing if he didn't get up now, he'd end up taking them on his couch. As he stood, Yami slid off him and landed on the couch sprawled seductively on his lower back, half sitting up, legs spread, and golden bangs hanging over lust clouded eyes. Slowly, deliberately, the dark boy chewed his lower lip. Yugi rolled his large eyes.

"Oh no you don't. Cut that out until we get to Seto's room." He grabbed Yami's arm and jerked him to his feet. Yugi gave an immobile Seto's legs a motivating push.

"C'mon." He glanced exasperated at Yami, whose arm he still held captive; the pharaoh glared fiercely up at the tall brunette and licked his lips. "When he gets into `Fuck-Me-Now' mode, it's best to find something soft to lay on where no one can hear you scream, *fast*."

The now wide eyed Kaiba whirled around and hurried down the corridor, tri-color haired boys in pursuit. Seto paused impatiently at the top of the staircase, waiting for the shorter legged teens to catch up. As soon as they had, he strode down the hall and busted open the door that led to his room. He frowned, seeing the maid hadn't cleaned it up yet. <It's such a mess! I hope Yami and Yugi don't think I'm a slob.>

Yami stumbled into the room, tripping over Yugi who'd stopped abruptly in the doorway to peer apprehensively inside. Yami was all over Seto instantly, jerking the much taller boy down to his level to attack his tasty lips. Yugi took in the surroundings.

\ <So this is where Seto Kaiba sleeps.> \ The spacious room contained equipment pieces, a comfy looking couch, a dresser, a king sized bed with white satin sheets, and a single pair of boxers lay on the clean carpet. \ <Wow. Teenage bedroom? Clean?> \

Seto turned his head, moaning, as Yami sucked on his neck and spotted Yugi inspecting his room. Seto sweatdropped.

"Jeez, I'm really sorry about the mess--"

Yugi took in the single pair of boxers and, oh, a *sock* in the corner. He blinked. "Oh-kaaay."

Yami dragged Seto over to his bed before he could respond.

"Oomf!" Seto landed hard on the mattress, Yami's slender fingers pressing firmly on his chest to hold him there as he climbed on top of him on his knees, straddling the eager billionaire.

"Come on, Yugi," he commanded, without breaking eye contact with Kaiba. "Let's get this party started."

Fiery red eyes locked onto his ice blues. Feathery soft kisses grazed his brow, his cheek, his nose. A malicious glint in his ruby orbs was all the warning Seto received before Yami claimed his mouth in a bruising kiss. But just as their tongues began their heated duel, Yami found himself knocked off of Seto by his small angel, football-tackle style.

Yugi's jacket had been discarded and Yami rewarded the exposed skin with nips and kisses. Yugi leaned in to kiss him, but broke off with a yawn and toppled over beside him. Seto sat up and took in the two beautiful boys.

"Do you like that shirt overmuch?" Yami asked breathily. Seto quirked an eyebrow.

"No, not particu--" ::RIP::

Yugi smiled sheepishly, as if it was he who had yanked open the button down shirt roughly. Seto shrugged off the ruined article of clothing, as well as his trench coat, and pulled Yugi to his bare chest hungrily. The smaller boy moaned into his mouth appreciatively as Seto cupped his round ass. Yami slid behind Seto and sucked on the sensitive juncture of the brunette's neck and shoulder while his hands went under Kaiba's arms to wrap around his muscular chest. His elegant fingers found an erect nipple and tweaked it. A strangled noise escaped the tall one's throat. He broke his mouth's embrace of Yugi's and panted.

"Going, to find, lube." Yugi nodded.

The pair released Seto and allowed him to stand. Yam laid down on the bed, pulling Yugi with him by his waist, to wait. Eyes half lidded, and right arm snaking around Yugi's waist to find his crotch, Yami regarded Kaiba. Yugi's eyes were squeezed shut and he was panting as his dark love fondled him over his pants. The brunette's groin ached at the sight that mesmerized him.

"Hurry, Seto," Yami ordered.

<Right! Lube! Yami's touching Yugi...ooh, look at Yugi. I want to make him scream like a-- Lube! Must - find - lube!> Seto tore his eyes away and hurried into his bathroom. Ransacking the drawers, he became increasingly pissed off. He grunted. <Where the hell is my lube?!>

Practically crawling into the spacious cabinet under his sink, he spotted a small tube in the back. Snatching it up hopefully, Seto removed himself from the floor, only to discover it was empty.

"Damn it." Yes, it was his lube, no there wasn't any left. Seto mentally cursed his Kaiba Corp. video footage of Yugi and Yami dueling Pegasus. Suddenly, Kaiba remembered he had an almost new tube down in his private movie theater. What??

He hurried through his room, not looking at the pair he knew occupied his bed for fear he'd lose his resolve to go all the way downstairs.

"I'll be right back," he called in way of explanation and left. He went down to his theater, found what he needed, and went back to his bedroom. Sighing, Seto pushed open his door, *finally* able to claim his loves. Seeing them in the same position he'd left them in, Kaiba pulled on Yami's shoulder from behind him. The pharaoh rolled over, one arm still trapped under Yugi, and Seto discovered something mind boggling.

"::SNORE::"

Kaiba gaped. Both boys had fallen asleep. Well, what did he expect after such a strength sapping sugar high? Frowning, Seto removed his pants, shoes, and socks, and curled up next to them. He drew a blanket over the three of them and sighed, his heated arousal brushing against Yami's thighs through his boxers. Eventually, he managed to `calm down' and fall asleep as well, breathing in the fruity scent of Yami's hair.

~***suGARsugaRSUGArsUGArSuGARsugarSugASUgarSuaRsUGArSUgarsUGar** *~

Seto: You are truly evil.

Xpyne: Yeah...

Solitaire: That so wasn't worth the wait. XP And I vehemently protest the loss of Seto's dignity.

Xpyne: You don't need dignity if you have friends.

Yugi: That philosophy explains a lot about you. ~_~`

Solitaire: And also why *I* have to be the one with enough dignity for the both of us.

Xpyne: ~____~ You'll always have me!

Bakura: Enough of this mushy crap. ::tries not to look hopeful:: Am I going to be in this story?

Xpyne: ::sweatdrops:: Um, noooo. Heh heh, sorry.

Solitaire: Don't worry; you don't want to be.

Bakura: >_< But I like sugar, too.

Solitaire: O_O Since when?!

Ryou: Since he stole my Pixy Stix. Just because it was mine. And ate it. Just because *I* wanted it. ::frowns::

Bakura: Hahahahahahaha-- Stuff tastes better when it *used to* belong to you.

Solitaire: ::grins evilly:: ......Does that also apply to Joey?

Xpyne: Hey......That sounds like a good idea for a sequel.

Yami: Oh dear god, no!!! She said the "S" word!

Yugi: Um ::cringes in fear of being hit for saying this:: Maybe you should finish the stories you've already started, first.

Xpyne: ::raises fist:: Why you-- ::hits Seto::

Solitaire: Hey!

Seto: What the hell was that for?!?!

Xpyne: ~_~` What? Do you really think I could hit *Yugi*!?!?!? Someone had to get it....

Seto: >___< Well.....as long as that saved Yugi a smack....

Solitaire: Xpyne, I think you need to add anger management classes to your list.

Xpyne: ::confused look:: Why?

Everyone: O_o``

Joey: Ten reviews, please. Even though Madame Sucks-at-Time-Management will probably make you wait anyways.

Xpyne: ::sighs:: I hate it when he's right.