Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Not Again ❯ Shhh ( Chapter 4 )

Xpyne: Woo hoo! Yeah! Uh-huh. ::continues cheering for herself for a while::

Yami: ::whispers:: What is she doing??

Yugi: She's just proud because she finished her first story ever.

Xpyne: Yeah! A story, written all by me, has been finished! There were those who thought I couldn't do it ::glares at all disbelievers:: and those who thought I wouldn't have it out by Tuesday ::glares at Solitaire, and just about everyone else on the face of the earth:: But I've proved them all wrong. ^_^

Solitaire: Who won the poll?

Yami: -_-` No one. We all thought it would take her another week, at least. Anyway, we hope you all enjoy this.

Xpyne: Yeah, I ditched school today to, among other things, finish this.

Solitaire: I ditched school today, too, but to type up ::pauses dramatically:: a big-ass chunk of chapter 7 for ROTD!!

Xpyne: Yeah yeah, be quiet, we're talking about my story.

Joey: Didn't you write half of ROTD?

Xpyne: ::blinks:: Yeah! Okay everybody, if you liked this, go read Return of the Demon, by yours truly and the amazing Solitaire. It's waaaaay longer, has a plot, and--

Solitaire: Writing by ME! ^_^

Xpyne: Hee hee, yeah. It was kicked off because it was NC-17, but's it's back up under R! Just the first chapter, we'll be loading the next five over the next couple of days, and then, DUN DUN DUN--

Solitaire: A whole new lemony fresh chapter!!

Yami: Yeah, so if you never read it, go read it! And review! And if you did read it...go review!

Yugi: They lost all their pretty reviews!

Xpyne: Speaking of reviews, well, I don't really have anything to hold over your head this time, but if y'all will please review anyway, it makes it all worth the while.

Seto: Can we start this already?! I want my lemon! Uh, Xpyne doesn't own Yugioh, Pixy Stix, or Lucky Charms! She owns nothing, except that stupid babysittier from chapter 1. Blah blah blah. Start the story!

Xpyne: Sheesh, okay okay. Impatient, much?

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Chapter 4: Shhh

Gentle stirrings about him pulled at his consciousness, firmly coaxing his mind out of its sleep induced stupor and into reality. Still, he refused to open his eyes. What woke him up? It had been a hushed, indecipherable murmur, now silent.

"I can't believe you fell asleep," it whispered loudly.

"Me?!" came the indignant whisper-reply. "You fell asleep, first!"

"I did not."

"You did, too."

"Did n--"

"Sshhh!" The whispers paused a moment as Seto rolled over and pulled the blanket up under his chin, still feigning sleep and enjoying the warmth the pair of bodies beside him created.

"He's so cute," Yugi whispered, watching Seto snuggle into the covers. Yami tried miserably to hold back his snickers, lest they awaken the brunette, but Yugi's observation was too much.

"What is so funny?! He is cute, look at h--"

"Thanks. You're kinda cute yourself," Seto interrupted, still not opening his eyes. Yugi turned pink.

"Especially when you're blushing." A smirk tugged at the usually serious face of Seto Kaiba. He blinked open his dark blues and set them on Yugi, confirming his theory that the boy was rosy with embarrassment at being overheard. Kaiba sat up on his elbows.

"You both fell asleep last night before anything could happen," he stated. Yami's eyes darted to Yugi.

"I try to keep the sugar away from him..." Yugi stuck out his tongue at his dark.

"I can't help it! Sugar..." he moaned, his eyes glazed over in loving memory of the sweat treat. "...uhhhh..." At the trickle of drool that threatened to spill from his full lips, he shook his head and blinked rapidly. "Sorry. I-I think I have a problem."

"You think?" Yami responded sarcastically. He attempted to get up. "Yuck."

"What?" Seto asked, rolling onto his side, sheet slipping down to expose his bare, toned chest, one arm supporting his head.

"My leather is all stuck to me." His slender fingers deftly unhooked the many buckles and clasps of his shirt in mere seconds and the boy peeled the offensive material from his chest. Yugi did the same, cold air making his small nipples peak.

It was Seto's turn to almost drool at the sugar in front of him. Yami climbed on top of the brunette, lying him flat on his back, and placed his multi colored head on Seto's chest. The Kaiba boy felt heat pooling in his groin.

"You--nuhn--want to take off those leather pants, too?" Yami swallowed.

"Uhh..."

"He's just embarrassed cuz he doesn't wear underwear," Yugi explained smugly. "He's afraid you'll think he's a skank."

"Yugi!!"

"It's okay, Yami," he whispered very loudly. "Kaiba already knows you're a skank." Seto cracked up, and Yami fell off of him. Scowling, he snatched up Yugi's wrists and pinned him against the bed roughly.

"Better to wear none than girl's--"

"Shut up!" Yugi flushed crimson. "I do not!" He looked guiltily over at Seto. "It was just this one time--" Kaiba's eyes were wide.

"Twice," Yami interrupted. Yugi glared at him.

\ You talked me into it. \

\\ Don't pretend you didn't like them, neko. \\ Yugi scowled.

Yami leaned in to kiss his captive light, but strong arms wrapped around his waist and pulled him back against a warm body. One large hand remained splayed over the pharaoh's lightly muscled chest to hold him in place, as the other stroked firmly downward to his leather clad crotch. Seto popped its top button.

"All this leather must be making you very hot," he murmured into the teen's neck. Yami shuddered in his grasp, feeling his loins rise under his would-have-been-if-Yugi-wasn't-so-damn-somniferously-cuddly-when-he's-tired -out lover's caress.

"I...don't think it's the leather," he responded breathily. He lifted his hips eagerly, allowing Kaiba to slide his tight-as-sin pants from him. He gasped as his arousal was freed. Kaiba pulled the skin hugging garment as far off as he could from his position behind the other, then allowed his palm to trace up the dark one's inner thigh. Yugi pulled his yami's pants the rest of the way off.

"Y-Yugi--" came Seto's hoarse plea. "Yugi, please..."

"Yes, Seto-kun?" he replied innocently.

"Oh, Yugi." Yami was sucking on the billionaire's neck now, his busy hands exploring the planes of the other's body. Seto continued with hitched breath. "Yugi, I-need--you--" Yami could be very distracting. "-to--to--"

Yugi blinked. "Yeees?" Yami, half paying attention to this exchange, rolled his eyes. Releasing the flesh he'd just given a hickey, he growled.

"He needs you to get your not-so-innocent, coy little ass over here, and now."

Yugi giggled and crawled over to the pair, kissing under Seto's ear. "Sheesh, why didn't you just say so?" Yami reached over and pinched Yugi's nipple hard.

"Ahhhh!!" he squealed. Seto snaked one arm around Yugi's slender waist and pulled him close, leaning in to claim his lips. At the last second Yugi turned his head, giving Seto his cheek. Kaiba was surprised.

"Not until I've had a chance to brush my teeth!" he explained. Kaiba licked his cheek.

"I don't care."

"You would if I let you." He ducked out of Seto's grasp and pulled Yami off of Seto as well. "C'mon." He let his heated gaze inspect the Kaiba. "We need to shower."

"Nooooo!" Yami cried, "I need to fuck Seto!" Yugi dragged his squirming, naked, dark half across the bed in the direction of the bathroom.

"You smell, Yami."

"Not again!" whimpered Seto, now sitting alone on his bed. Yugi rolled his eyes.

"You're a billionaire, right? That shower better be big enough for three."

Realization dawned on Kaiba. He wasn't too quick when he was horny as hell.

"Oh!" He hurried after the two smaller teens.

\\ I'm going to get you, Yugi! What the hell do we need to bathe for?! Is my precious little light sadistic?? \\

\ No. I want Seto just as badly as you do, but we ran around the park and slept in leather! I'd rather not have Seto's first experience with us be while we're dirty and stinky. \ Yugi kissed his forehead and shoved a lathered toothbrush in Yami's mouth. Kaiba stumbled into the bathroom, and snickered at the sight of his most dignified, ferocious, and proud rival having his teeth brushed for him. As the nude yami gargled and spit, Yugi brushed his teeth.

<...Hey. That's my toothbrush.>

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Joey woke up with a stomach ache. <Ow. Why does my stomach hurt?> The events of the previous day flooded his mind. <Oh yeah. Me and Yuug's sugar binge.> He grinned, remembering how fun that'd been. Well worth the nauseous feelings he was experiencing now. The blonde sat up, groaning, and scratched his head.

"I wonder if Yami got Yugi home alright. I should call my best buddy an' see," he said aloud, for no other reason than to let the reader in on his doomed plan. Joey rolled over and hung half way off his bed, blood rushing to his head, rummaging through the trash and squalor. Soon, he found his quarry: the telephone. Pulling himself up by his toes clenched in his bedsheets, Joey flopped back on his mattress and dialed the number he knew so well.

# "Turtle Game Shop." #

"Hey Gramps, is Yuug--"

# "Sorry, but we're not available to take your call right now. Our business hours are--" # Joey hung up.

The boy frowned. It had seemed like a good idea yesterday to strand Kaiba with a sugar-insane spirit...but now he was starting to worry. <What if jerk-ass Kaiba just left `em there? I know Yami can usually hold his own and look out for Yugi--but what if some creeps took a'vantage of his crazy mental state?! What if dey're in trouble! I gotta know.> He had to talk to Kaiba. Find out what had happened yesterday after he'd split.

Since he wouldn't insult himself by keeping Seto Kaiba's phone number, and since the only person he knew who would probably have it was Yugi, it looked like Joey would be walking to the mansion. The blonde dug through his slovenly room for some not unclean clothes--every day's first and most difficult challenge--and grabbed his sneakers. When he had managed to get dressed, down a quick breakfast, and brush his teeth, he headed for the door.

"I swear, Seto Kaiba, if anythin's happened ta my best buddies, I'm gonna kick your butt!!"

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Yugi slammed hard against the cold, wet tiles, choking down a scream as soap lubricated fingers thrust into his entrance. They probed and scissored, stretching him, and he moaned loudly. His taut nipples and burning erection pressing into the freezing wall while steaming water streamed down his back and rear was almost too much for him to bear. His dark was "punishing" him for dragging their trio to the bathroom, and frankly, treatment like this made him want to misbehave more often. The three had long ago finished washing each other, and Yami was unable to restrain himself any longer.

One hand embedded in his light, Yami reached out with his other and stroked the very tall, very handsome, and very nude Seto Kaiba. The brunette's knees went weak as he was pumped, and he struggled for control over his body. He leaned down and swiftly kissed the pharaoh's soft wet lips. Yami stilled, mesmerized by their feel moving on him. Small hands pulling on hips reminded him of what he'd been doing and he broke gasping from the kiss and drove into Yugi.

"Nn--ahh!" the boy cried out in pleasure and pain. He pushed away from the wall and back into his Yami's arms. Yami in turn leaned against the wall to support himself and his aibou. Yami began to move within his light, thrusting in and out, again and again. Seto found the sight before him so hot his hand sought his own burgeoning desire. Yugi spotted him touching himself, and between gasping mewls, shook his head.

Pulling Seto's hand away, he drew the teen closer by his water streaked hips and kissed the tip of his heat. The tall one moaned. Smiling, Yugi drew the organ as far into his mouth as it would comfortably fit and sucked hard in unison with the waves of intense pleasure jolting from behind him.

Hot liquid streaming down his face and body was nothing compared to the volcanic feelings swelling inside him. He could feel Seto was close--he could feel how close he himself was. Yami hit the bundle of pleasure nerves inside him hard, repeatedly. Yugi screamed around Seto's erection with his release, and could feel his dark half let go as well. Yami's arms left their bruising grip on his hips to slip around Yugi's waist to support him as he went slack for a moment. Seto groaned at the vibration working his arousal. Regaining some of his senses after a moment, the smaller tri-color haired boy swallowed the brunette's erection, drawing it completely into his wet heat, his throat muscles clenching around it. Kaiba cried out with his release, sending his searing liquid straight down Yugi's esophagus.

The three stood panting and satisfied for a moment, letting the shower steam over. Yugi sighed contentedly and leaned against Seto, kissing his abdomen, as it was what was level with his face. Kaiba smiled. Not that he would ever admit this aloud--Yami would probably strangle him, for one thing--but if this was how Yugi's sugar freak-outs were going to end, Seto didn't think he'd be limiting the teen's Pixy Stix intake.

They cleaned up and got out of the shower, drying off. Back in the bedroom, Yami dropped his towel and pushed Seto back onto his bed.

"There," Yami smirked at Yugi, "Now that we've showered..." His ruby eyes locked onto Seto's with a predatory gleam.

"Mmm," Seto murmured. "Why don't we---Oh shhh--"

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Joey stared in disbelief at the sight before him. <Oh my God.> He had come to the Kaiba mansion to talk to Seto Kaiba-- to find out what had happened to Yami and Yugi. He hadn't expected to find this. Mokuba had let him in, said something about `Big Brother' not being up yet, and led him to his bedroom. Joey had opened the door, and freaked out.

"`Lucky Charms' Limited Edition: Marshmallows Only!'?!?!? Oh my God! Dis is so great!!" Mokuba grinned, obviously proud of his twenty-odd boxes stacked by his bed.

"Shhh! We can't let Seto know I've got a stash!" The small black haired boy and the blonde exchanged a look, and called out in unison:

"Feeding Frenzy!"

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"--it! What was that?"

"What was what?" It sounded again. A muffled thump-bang-crash. Seto jumped to his feet, threw on pajama pants and ran out the door, Yami hot on his heels. Yugi took the time to put on his uniform pants and white overshirt before hurrying after them. Jogging out into the hallway, he wasn't quite sure where they'd gone, until he heard Seto and--Joey? cry out in unison.

"Oh my God!"

Yugi ran into the room where he had heard the exclamations. He felt Yami return to the puzzle.

\ Yami? \ The spirit wouldn't answer.

"MOKUBA! You made the babysitter buy you all these?!" yelled Kaiba in shock.

"YUGI! Yami was--he was naked!!" yelled Joey in disbelief. Yugi, meanwhile, was staring in wide-eyed amazement at the immense stack of Lucky Charms in what must be Mokuba's room.

"Whoa. I've never had an all marshmallow cereal before." Seto paused to eye him.

"Don't even think about it, Yugi." By the time he turned back to his brother, the black haired boy had already resumed munching on the sugary -- yeah, there's an understatement -- cereal.

"Gimme that!" He snatched the box from Mokuba. "We're not going through that again."

"Ehh, Yuug?" Joey interrupted, "Not ta pry or anythin', but why exactly are you an' a naked Yami at Kaiba's place?"

Yugi and Seto sweatdropped.

"Yeah, ya know what, I don't think I wanna know."

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Yugi, Joey, and Mokuba all watched, tears in their eyes, as Seto threw away the numerous boxes of Lucky Charms. Joey sniffed.

"I'll never look at you da same, Kaiba."

"Don't worry, Joey," Yugi comforted him, patting his shoulder. A mischievous glint entered his amethyst eyes. "There's always caffeine."

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Solitaire: There. Now that that's out of the way, maybe I can finally get Xpyne to write what she's supposed to. She's too easily distracted. The other day she was telling me a great idea for ANOTHER story...jeez, I could get a job as a secretery by the time we're done. I've finally mastered the art of typing while reading the paper, and of saving this stuff in html format so we can use all the pretty text effects!

Xpyne: Okay everyone, give me lots and lots of reviews (can you tell I'm obsessed?). I must know what you guys thought. Oh, and can I ask everyone to do me a teensy bitsy favor?

Yugi: ::exasperated:: You already begged everyone to review!

Xpyne: That's not it! What I want is, for anyone who really liked this story, to put it on their favorites list. Please?? It would make me feel so loved.

Solitaire: Yeah, even though your story is-- ::is muffled by Xpyne tackling her::

Xpyne: No! There shall be no critisizing of my story in my story, especially by you! XP

Yami: Well, there you go. The End.