Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Office Supplies ❯ ...I ran out of creative chapter titles... ( Chapter 9 )

Well. I’m back.

I know, shocking, isn’t it?

Anyhow, I started this chapter a loooooong time ago (you’ll find out just how long ago soon enough). However, due to circumstances out of my control-

Yami- Like excessive laziness?

Nah ah ah! Zip it! I was going to say school, extracurricular activities-

Yami- Excessive laziness?

…Yeah, that too. Ahem, so, without further ado…

ON WITH THE FIC!

Don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Yugi- Ah ha! I have found you Yami!

Yami- *wailing* Yugi! I need a hug!

Yugi- o o?! What?

Yami- *hugs Yugi* Penny thinks Bakura’s sexier than me, and he’s a boy and…and.. Why do I attract all the gay cross dressing writing utensils?!

Yugi- *trying not to crack up* I don’t know Yami.

Bakura- ^-^ Maybe he’s crazy!

Yugi- No, Bakura, YOU’RE crazy.

Bakura- *pouts* I’m not the one falling in love with gay pens!

Ryou- No, but you’re the one who attacked my poor grandmother!

Seto- T.T Can I hurt Yami now?

Yugi- Oh, yeah, sure.

Yami- Yugi!!

Yugi- ^-^;; Sorry, I promised him.

Seto- ^-^

**Due to the graphicness of this scene, we are not permitted to tell you what happened. However, we assure you that it was a very interesting and humorous fight in which Yami got the living daylights beat out of him. ^-^ Now back to the story!**

Yami- *twitching* Yugi…*cough cough* Call…An…Ambulance. *cough cough*

Yugi- Have you learned your lesson?

Yami- Yugi!

Yugi- Well, have you?

Yami- *sigh* Yes….*cough cough*

Yugi- ^-^ Ok! *calls for an ambulance*

*Marik and Malik*

Malik- So, wait, what is this?

Marik- Um… *looks at ticket* “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”.

Malik- What’s it about?

Marik- How should I know?! I don’t read! Sheesh.

Malik- Oh, right. ^-^

Marik- Hush, the movies starting!

Malik- No, it’s just the previews.

Marik- Sweet… *evil cackle*

Malik- o O You just cackled! Only evil old ladies do that!

Marik- o O Check out that chick on the screen! *whistles*

Malik- Heh heh. *starts whistling*

Preview- -and this was Michelle BEFORE the operation.

Marik- o O Oh my Ra! That’s a guy!!

Malik- ~-~ I think I’m going to be sick… What kind of movie is that?!

Marik- o O A bad one that we’ll never see.

Malik- Agreed.

Someone In the Theatre- SHUT UP!

Everyone else- Shhhh!

SITT- *grumbles*

Marik- Previews are boring. Look, that one’s a love story! It makes me sick.

Malik- Amen.

Marik- …Of course, chicks dig ‘em.

Malik- ^^ Too true.

Marik- Keep that one in mind.

Malik- ^^ Ok!

Marik- O O!!!!!!!!! PIRATES OF THE CARABIEAN TWO!!

Malik- YAY FOR JACK SPARROW! HE’S MY HERO! ^^ I want to be just like him someday!

Marik- No! We must be original! We cannot be like someone else! We’re too unique for that!

Malik- Oh, right.

SITT- SHUT UP!

Everyone else- SHHHHHHH!

SITT- *grumbles*

Marik- *in a mimicking voice* “And now for our feature presentation. Please make sure all cell phones are off.” THAT MEANS YOU IN THE BACK! DON’T THINK I CAN’T SEE YOU!

People in the Theatre- o o;;;;;

Malik- ^^ “Harry Potter…And the Goblet of Fire”!

Harry- *wakes up*

Malik- THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!

Everyone in the Theatre- Yes it did!

Malik- o o;; Oh.

Marik- Not yet.

Malik- *grins sheepishly*

~Cue movie scene with Voldemort’s symbol~

People in Movie- AHHH!!

Marik- O.O We need one of those.

Malik- O.O Yes, yes we do. ^-^ It could be the pharaoh’s decapitated head with a snake crawling out of it.

Marik- Hmm.. Maybe.. But do we REALLY want our symbol to have him in it?

Malik- Hmm… No, no we don’t. We’ll have to work on that later.

~Cue Scene with the different schools making their entrance~

Marik- WHOA! CHECK OUT THOSE GIRLS! We need to go to that school.

Malik- I don’t think they approve of Shadow Magic.

Marik- Oh right… The guys are coming in! …I like their dance. It’s loud and flashy.

Malik and Marik- Duuuuude…

~Cue Maze~

Marik- I want an explosive lobster!

Malik- Me too! Imagine the chaos…

Marik- Yeah…

Some Guy- SHUT UP!

Everyone else- SHHHHHHHHHH!

~End of movie~

Marik- That would have been so much better if someone wasn’t talking the whole time.

Some Guy- Why you-

Everyone else- Shhhh!!!

Some Guy- I hate you people.

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Ha! There! Was it worth the wait? :P Probably not. Oh, before I forget, I don’t own Harry Potter either. Please leave a review! Bye!