Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Oh, the Tasty Randomness! ❯ Happy Noodle Boy Rocks! ( Chapter 1 )

Fuumi: Welcome! ^_^ Welcome all to my first fanfic!

Yugi: -_-0

Fuumi: Why are you looking at me like that, Yugi...?

Yugi: You realize... your name means... "tasty", right?

Fuumi: o.o;; Um... yeah. Well, anyway, this is a story of what some call insanity, but what I call mere... uh... ok, fine, it's somewhat insane. But I'm not! I swear! *gets carried away by the men in white* I'm not! Those aren't dancing leprechauns either! That's just the stuffy build-up of linoleum on the wall! Hahahahahaha!

Disclaimer Man: I, Disclaimer Man, declare that Fuumi Megumi does not own any of the characters in this fanfic... except for me! And, of course, herself! Unless those manga writers took that too......

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Oh, The Tasty Randomness!

Ch.1- Happy Noodle Boy Rocks

~story so far.... nothing's happened yet! Why are you reading this?!?!~

Yugi: *sitting on Seto's bed((for soem unknown reason)), reading the real-life-story of the King of Games* Hey, Yami.

Yami: *pops out of Seto's closet((does that mean he's coming out of the closet, or since its Seto's closet... does it mean Seto's coming out? Hmmm))* What up, G?

Yugi: --* Your hair was exactly the same in Ancient Egypt as it is now, right?

Yami: Yeppers!

Yugi: So... did you invent hair gel?

Yami: Well-

Yami Bakura((hereafter known as Bakura)): *appears out of Seto's closet* NO! I did! He didn't do diddly!

Yami: Who's "Diddly"?

Ryou: *comes out of Seto's closet too* I did Diddly.

Bakura: I thought I was Diddly's only lover.

Yami: Who's Diddly?!

Yugi: I was with him, too. How is he nowadays?

Ryou: Last time I checked, he was fine. But whoo... he was quite enjoyable....

Bakura: You're telling me.

Yami: Hey! Who's Diddly?!?!

Seto:*walks in through the door* What are you guys doing in my house? And who's talking about my man, Diddly?

Yami: Don't tell me you went with Diddly too!!

Seto: Who? Me?! ... of course!

Yugi: Tch, that Diddly is one pimp-master!

Bakura: ... you're telling me....

Malik((the light)): *slides out of Seto's closet* I found some chocolate! Anyone want any?!

Seto: Don't tell me Mokuba didn't close up the space-time portal in my closet!

Yugi: Naw, we all just live here now.

Seto: Who said?

Yami: Why won't anyone tell me who Diddly is....?

MalMal((um... Yami Malik... ^^;;)): Diddly's sucha jerk!!!

Ryou: He wouldn't date you?

MalMal: No.

Bakura: He wouldn't return your calls?

MalMal: No.

Yami: You don't know who he is?

MalMal: I wish!!! Diddly never gave me h-

Isis: *walks out form under Seto's magic flying cape holding a big censor board* No cursing! I won't stand for it! If you must yell out profanities, do it else where!

Bakura: What's "doing it" have to do with anything?

Malik: It has to do with the fact that all of us got lucky with Diddly except for my yami.

Yami: And me!

Everyone else: GASP!!! *back away from Yami*

Yami: What?

Yugi: Yami, you're one of the hottest characters on this show! How could you NOT have been with Diddly!

Bakura: I told you already, he didn't do Diddly!

Ryou: I guess you were right.

Voice from nowhere((most likely coming from the closet... or Seto's flow-y cape -_-0)): I'll tell you why Yami has never experianced the joy of Diddly!

MalMal: Because Diddly has something against people with spiky hair?

VFN: Close.... *steps out from behind the cardboard cut-out of Trunks* I was with Diddly all last week!

Everyone else: GASP... AGAIN! It's Marron Glace form Sorcerer Hunters!!!

Marron: Right-o!

Tristan: *walks out of Yami's hair((O_o;;;))* Finally, my one line in this whole fanfic!!! ^___^ *ahem* *ahem* But, you're from Sorcerer Hunters! And you're a GUY!

All male YGO cast: *glares at Tristan*

Tristan: *is about to say "What?!?!" but disappears because he's used up his one line*

Joey: *steps out of Malik's pants((what he was doing there, I hope I'll find out one day))* Marron, who do you think you are, taking our Diddly! And Malik, where in the name of your pants did you put my koala plushie?!

Malik: Check under the sofa in my pants.

Joey: Kay. *gets back into Malik's pants*

Seto: O____o;;;; Ok, everyone just get out of my house.

Marron: That will not be an easy task, my gravity-defying friend, for you see, I've got pone of your characters held hostage!!!

Yugi: NO! WHO?!

Marron: *pulls Tea out of Joey's pants that are in Malik's pants((*droooool* why does she get the good spot?))* Behold! Tea the Gardener of Frodo!

Everyone except for Tea and Marron: Oh.

Tea: >____O;; What's that supposed to mean?!

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Fuumi: Not very good, ne? Hm... I'll write more, if you want.

Yugi: *to readers* Say no.

Fuumi: --*** Woah buddy, don't make me break out the mallet!

Joey: *pops out of Malik's pants again* I found it! My Koala plushie! *huggles his Koala*

Malik: When did Seto build another dimension in my pants?

Seto: *filing his nails* Last week, at Mokuba's birthday party, after you drank seven quarts of that spiked punch.

Malik: ...... okaaaaaay.... Anything else you put in my pants?

Seto: Just a video camera- er... I mean just that Koala plushie. *notices everyone staring at him* Well, there's a girl scout meeting downtown, and Ryou's hosting and, and... anyone have any spare vodka?

Fuumi: Oh just leave already.

Seto: *disappears into his magic flying cape, but reappears a few seconds later* I'm not kidding, anyone have any type of-

Fuumi: Get out!

Seto: Eep! *disappears*

Fuumi: .... Remind me to ask Seto for a copy of the tape he gets from watching Ryou's pants......

Malik, Yugi and Joey: -_-0