Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ One Weeeeeeiiiiirrrrd Summer Vacation! ❯ Chapter 04 - Hawaii! ( Chapter 4 )

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Authors Note Of Doom: Heylo! I'm glad that there are some people who liked the last chapter that I posted! Ok, Ok, So I promised I'd post on Monday, and now I'm a day late. Sorry! I'll try to have the next one posted next Monday, so stop badgering me you locusts!!!! So here my friends is Chapter Threeeeeeeeee! Actually it's techniquly Chapter four sinse that authors Note was Chappy three.....anywho, Are you ready to have your soul taken? ;oo Oh, I mean, have fun? Gooooooooood....


~Chapter Three (Four): Hawaii!~
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*When we last left our peoples, they had arrived in Hawaii after Ryou landed the Plane and Marik had his feelings hurt! On top of that, Malik is loose somewhere in Hawaii! Oh well.*


Isis: Now lets see where we're staying!


Shizuka: Yea, Jounochi, you planned this trip. Where ARE we staying?


*Everyone looks at Jou expectantly*


Jou: Um....I never really booked a place...


*...*


Yugi: Are you fucking kidding me with this?!?! I can't beleive how frikkin' unreliable you are!


Jou: Awww, Come on Yugi, don't yell....


Yugi: No! Fuck you!


Seto: *Stuffs Yugi in a Jar* Shut the hell up.


Mokuba: Good work Seto. *Pets Seto on the head*


Seto: Purrrrrr...


All: o-0


Shizuka: Sigh, This isn't a problem. Lets just go find a place.


Honda: Um, yea. You guys can do that, and call me on my Cell phone when your done. I'm gonna go watch some Gay guys get married. *Walks off*


Seto: And me and Mokuba are going to see the Volchano!


Anzu: I was gonna go shopping for a Hoola skirt!


Mai: I'll join you.


Isis: I need to go buy some Pooka Shells!


Marik: And I need to Follow my Sister!


Ryou: I need to take my and Yugi's Yami's to the Hospital...their still unconcious.


Yugi: And I'm in a jar!


*Everyone leaves*


Shizuka: Wow....I guess we have to find a hotel on our own, huh Jounochi?


*Jou Is Gone*


Shizuka: Son of a bitch! *Walks off to find a hotel*


*Cut to: Somewhere in The City*


Honda: Now then, where can I find a chapel to watch some Gay Guys get married...


*A salesman walks up to Honda*


Salesman: Did I here you right? Your looking for a Chappel! Well I've got just the thing for you! I'm selling chappels!


Honda: Uh, actually I just wanted to watch a wedding.


Salesman: Well what better place to watch a wedding then at your very own Chappel! The Insurance Policy is great, and theres lots of Add-ons! Here, read this Pamphlet! *Hands Honda a Pamphlet*


Honda: I told you- whoa. These are some nice deals! Does the swimming pool come free?


Salesman: Thats right it does! And it was only a burial ground for Vampire Wichika Indians for 2 months! And act now, and I'll include you in a a piece of a Time Share for a Hawaiian resort absolutely free! The Hawaiian resort is Cursed!


Honda: Wow really? Your giving me good deals!


Salesman: Well my stupd friend, this is Hawaii, where our treasurry is so low we're desperate to make any money at all!


Honda: I'll take it!


Salesman: Good! Walk with me, talk with me! I'll buy you a cursed smoothie! *Walks off with Honda*


*Cut To: One Of The Many Volchano's*


*Seto, Mokuba, and a bunch of tourists are all standing on the rim of a Volchano Taking piccu's*


Seto: Wow, thats some pretty sexy looking Lava.


Mokuba: I could lay a woman down here and just - Ooooh! It would be magical!


All The Tourists: l:}


Seto: Ya.....


*Suddenly Malik runs up out of nowhere*


Malik: wha ha! Time to Die!!! *Pushes Seto And Mokuba into the Volchano and then starts massacreing all the Tourists*


*Inside The Volchano....*


Mokuba: *Hanging on to a rock shaped like Al Rocher* Ahhhhh! Brother! I don't wanna fall into the Sexy lava!


Lava: Heeeeeey, baybey! You don't wanna join me in haaaaaaaaarmony? Ooooh Oooh Ooooh, Oooh Oooh Oooh!


Seto: *Also hanging on a ledge* Oh no Mokuba! The Sexy Lava is - A SINGING PERSONALITY!


Mokuba: Brother, I'm scared!


Seto: I'm scared too Mokuba, I'm scared too.


Mokuba: What do we do?


Seto: I don't know! As far as I can tell, we're stuck here!


Mokuba: But I don't wanna die!


Sexy Lava: Come on BaaaaaayBey! I aint too hot! Just 100,000 Degree's!


Seto: Liar!!! Your One Hundred thousand and ONE Degree's!


Lava: Damn, foiled again! *Throws a Pear at Seto* And THATS How you split an Egg!


Seto: Whoa, whoa, hold the Phone. Did you just tell ME how to split an Egg? Oh, it's on now! *Jumps into the lava*


Mokuba: The hell?


Sexy Lava: Ooh, ow! That hurts! That doesn't go there!


Seto: *Jumps out of the Lava while it turns black* I am victorious!


Mokuba: Uh oh, someones on the roof.


Seto: *Arms with a Shotgun* Well, I'll take care of them! *Fires into the air*


Malik: Ahhhh! You son of a Bitch!


*Blood drips down*


Seto: Problem solved!


Mokuba: Seto, how did you manage to jump into the Lava?


Seto: Shut up! Thats how!


Mokuba: Well, can you get me down?


Seto: Not really.


Mokuba: But the Lava's crusted over.


Seto: Then jump.


Mokuba: Well....ok....*Jumps down on to the hardened Lava and breakis his legs*


Seto: I gotchu good! *Points and laughs*


Mokuba: Seto, thats meen. *Just sits there oblivious to the pain*


Seto: I know it's meen, but the author of this fic likes charecter abuse.


*Your darn tootin' I do!*


Mokuba: So what do we do now?


*Malik drops from above*


Malik: Wanna catch a movie?


Mokuba: Sounds good.


Seto: Yea, alright.


*Cut to: A hola skirt store*


Anzu: How does this one look Mai?


Mai: Thats good! What about this one on me?


Anzu: It really brings out your breasts!


Mai: Really? Great!


Shops Woman: That Hoola skirt is cursed.


Mai: Oh, really?


Shps Woman: Yes.


Anzu: What about this one?


Shops Woman: That one too is cursed.


Mai:L lets just leave This place Anzu. *Grabs some complimentary candy*


Shops Woman: Those Are cursed.


Anzu: Is there anything here that isn't cursed?


Shops Woman: Thats Hawaii for ya.


Mai: Come on, theres gotta be something!


Shops Woman: Well, techniquly, that donkey over there wasn't officially cursed, but...*points to the Donkey*


Donkey: *Spitting up bloode and gasping for air and it's fatter than sin* eeeeeeeee......awwwwwwww.


Anzu: Lets go....


Mai: Wait...I want that donkey.


Shops Woman: Ok, you can have it for free since I should give you some compensation.


Mai: For what?


Shops Woman: Well, this shop is cursed, so your cursed now too.


Anzu: God damn it!


Donkey: Kiiiiiiillllll *Spits bloode* Meeeeeeee......


Mai: He's UGLIER than sin too.


Donkey: Oh sure *Wheeze* Rub it in.


*Cut to: Pooka World*


Isis: This shop has some wonderful Pooka shells! I wonder if they have Pikachu shells?


Pikachu: Pika pi! *Explodes*


Isis: ...ok. Um, Madaam! What mystical properties do these pooka shells have?


Shops Woman: There just Pooka shells. There not magic. There not even real.


Isis: Oh, nonsense! Pooka shells are always magic! I saw a special about them!


*Flashback*


Isis: *Watching TV*


TV: And here we have the Elusive pooka shell *A Pooka shell is seen prancing on the african savana* It has magic beyond beleif. Uh oh, it's spotted us! *The Pooka shell charges* We'll have to resort to drastic messures! *Gunshots! The pooka shell falls over*


Isis: That poor shell....


*End flashback*


Shops woman: These were made in China, there plastic.


Isis: What? These arent real Pooka shells? You better point me in the direction of some Shells before I become furious! And when I become furious, many waves of evil babies will come for you.


Marik: It's true.


Shops woman: REAL Pooka shells are cursed.


Isis: I know that! Now tell me where I can find some. And remeber the babies.


Shops woman: Well, I could direct you to a store run by a woman with extensive pooka knowledge.


Isis: Does she sell real shells?


Shops Woman: No, she's a Shaman though. She can tell you where to get them.


Isis: Come Marik! We must embark on a journey! We must do it for the babies!


Marik: Shouldn't we find out where this SHAMAN is first?


Isis: No time for that! *Grabs Marik and runs off*


Shops woman: She left her wallet...go me.


*Cut to: The Hwaiian Hospital....which is cursed*


Ryou: *Waiting on the waiting bench* I wonder what I had for dinner last night....it couldn't have been that weasel....it was roadkill dinner on Tuesday...


Nurse: *Walks up* Hello! We're ready to see you now!


Ryou: Ok Then. *gets up and starts dragging Yami and Bakura into one of the rooms*


*In the room....*


Doctor Curse: Hi! I'm Dr. Curse! I'm an expert on curses! I'm also a Vampire!


Ryou:...Ok. Look, these two got involved in a dangerous game of "Bother or Mischieffe" on a plane with Psychotic Flight Attendants. There both very wounded and unconcious as you can see.


Dr. Curse: I can see?


Ryou: ....


Dr. Curse: Are they cursed in any way?


Ryou: No. Just wounded.


Dr. Curse: Would you like me to curse them?


Ryou: No! What the hell are you thinking?


Dr. Curse: I can think?


Ryou: ...


Dr. Curse: Ok, listen buddy. Unless either of them is cursed, I can't help ya.


Ryou: What do you meen you Can't help them? This is a friggin' hospital!


Dr. Curse: Correction: This is a cursed hospital!!! And I don't think I like your tone! *Shocks Bakura with an electric Razor Blade*


Ryou: What the hell did you do that for?!?! I already shaved there!


Dr. Curse: Oh damn, I dropped my potato. *Walks out of the room*


Ryou: This doctor is pissing me off! I'll just have to cure these two myself then! After all, how hard can it be to treat wounds? *Grabs a chainsaw*


*Suddenly the roof of the hospital is ripped open by a giant monster*


Ryou: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!


Monster: Rawr! *Scratches Ryou*


Ryou: Ow! Th-that hurts. Why did you do that?


Monster: Because Buffalo Bill won't stop screaming.


Ryou: Well, I would immagine so if he's confronted by a giant monster.


Monster: Shut up Bimbo! I'm HARDLY giant. I just drank too much Robeks.


Ryou: Well I'll be a whore in a whore house.


Monster: Oh! Do you accept pay pal?


Ryou: Oh, gee, let me check my shirt. *Turns around and the back of his shirt says "NO BITCH!"*


Monster: Oh yea? Well Banana! Thats right! I said it!


Ryou: I'm cursed.


Monster: I am TRYING to friggin' tan! *Holds up a tanning mirror*


Ryou: Well I'm sure you'll have beautiful skin. You'll go from Uglier than sin to ugly as sin.


Monster: Your too kind! Well, theres some little children I should be running over with my Humvee, so I gotta go. *Walks away*


Ryou: Eh, he's a nice guy.


Dr. Curse: *Walks in wearing a hoola skirt, white painted face, and panties* I can't beleive you got that monster to leave! For that, I'll treat you and your friends!


Ryou: Why thank you! So I guess it's true what they say about Giant Monsters, huh?


Dr. Curse: What do they say?


Ryou: I dunno, but it's true.


Dr. Curse: Oh...Quickly! To the electric needle room!


Ryou: Electric needle room? Like electric needles going into skin? Like Ashley simpson drilling you for all your worth? Like potato's and tomatoes getting it on? Like queens lickin-


Dr. Curse: Yes! All of it! *Drags Ryou, Yami, and Bakura off*


Ryou: Damn...I liked the chainsaw Idea better.


Dr. Curse: ^^ It's not healthy to talk to yourself!


Ryou: Shut up Bimbo!


*Cut to: A Hotel*


Shizuka: This looks like a nice place. *Walks inside and checks in....just like that* Ok! Now lets get on a roll with finding my useless friends! Come on Jar Yugi! *Grabs Yugi In A Jar and walks away*


Yugi: Wheeeee!


Authors note: Well, now that I've set the stage for some adventures, I'm sure we're in for all kinds of crazy shit!


Malik: I'm SOOOOOOO looking forward to more death!


-.-; Oh shut the moose up, thats all you ever talk about. Anywho, see ya next time!


Seto: And the Moral is: Don't talk to Sexy Hot Lava. Ooooh!