Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Pegasus's Drunken Escapades ❯ Broken Promise ( Chapter 2 )

Broken Promise

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Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. If I did there would be no faggots like Bonz or Arkana. Alright, on with the stupidity.

 

Pegasus made a promise to himself that he would never drink again, but a few nights later he broke it and once again teetered out of the bar more wasted than ever. On a golf course he spots Kaiba on the 18th hole.

Pegasus: (In Funny Bunny costume) Hey, Kaiba! Hey, Kaiba!

Kaiba: Go away before I leave welts on your head the size of Everest!

Pegasus was still jumping around blowing raspberries and shaking his ass.

Mokuba: Big brother he's creeping me out. Can we go now?

Kaiba: I couldn't say it better myself (pulls out suitcase).

Pegasus: (Sarcastically) Oh, I so scared of your fancy suitcase.

Kaiba pulled out a nine iron a smacked Pegasus across the head, but he was so drunk he was still STANDING!

Pegasus: (In slurs) Nicccce try Kaiba booyyyyy (sways back and forth)!

Kaiba: Holy shit! I think we should leave (opens case and presses button on remote).

Kaiba's dragon-shaped jet flew in and landed on Pegasus. They flew off laughing their asses off.

Kaiba: All of the aspirin in the world won't stop that from hurting.

 

Pegasus was motionless on the ground for an hour a somehow got up. He spotted a movie theater and decided to barge in. Moon_Dragon was trying to have a good day watching a horror movie with Rex and Weevil, but when Peggy is around nothing is right. He stood in the middle of the screen and MOONED the whole audience.

Weevil: (Covering eyes) This is scarier than all the horror movies put together.

Rex: Ew, he has a gigantic mole on his ass!

Moon_Dragon: This is starting to really piss me off! Rex hand me your malted milk balls.

Rex knew never to defy an authoress and immediately handed her several milk balls. She loaded them in a rifle and…

Moon_Dragon: Ready, aim fire (pulls trigger)!

The milk ball went straight to the target, Pegasus most exposed part of his body.

Pegasus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He ran out the theater holding his ass screaming bloody murder.

Pegasus: (Begging) SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS CANDY OUT OF MY ASSHOLE!

He hid in a back alley and started to dig for gold (or copper). Mai once again came out her favorite bar to her favorite drunken moron.

Mai: (Trying to act seductive) Hey, Peggy-bear (I don't know how that came up so don't ask) what's wrong?

Pegasus: (In angry panic) Some delinquents just blasted candy where the sun doesn't shine!

Mai: Don't worry I'll handle it.

She stormed through the theater and came up to Moon_Dragon.

Mai: (Shouting) Are you the bitch that hurt my Peggy?

Moon_Dragon: (Stands up) Who are you calling bitch, bitch?!

Mai punched her in the face. Then Moon_Dragon pulled at her hair.

Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!

Many punches were thrown, nails flying, and tops on the brink to falling off.

Audience: GET THAT WHORE! GET THAT WHORE!

Poor Rex and Weevil had no idea what to do. Either enjoy the show or cower in fear.

Weevil: 0_0…

Rex: 0_0…

Mai finally ran off with tattered clothing.

Mai: I won't forget this!

Moon_Dragon: (In head) When you have your hangover you will forget.

 

Pegasus decided to wander some more when he noticed a sigh that said “ballerina concert tonight”. He decided to watch a little. Tea was on the stage with her skanky tutu prancing around in her pink smugness.

Pegasus: (In head) If I watch anymore of this I think I'll puke.

He was tired of this crap and jumped on stage in a cheerleader outfit.

Pegasus: (In girly voice) I'm Tea. I support the stereotypical bitch. Cheering for my “friends”, acting goody goody, playing with fairies, and dancing around with my pretty prissiness. (Starts singing) I'm so pretty, so very pretty, and witty, and GAY!

Audience: (Everyone is laughing)

Tea: (Is about to cry) You ruined my performance.

Person from audience: He didn't ruin it this is much better than your talent less crap.

Tea ran off crying. A few months later the concert hall was torn down for the new bar and comedy acts “The Drunken Horse”. Where Pegasus gets drunk and tells of every person he knows.

 

The End

(Yeah, it was weird. Please review! They are welcomed just understand I was eating too much ice cream and got quite a sugar high.)