Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Perfectly Dysfunctional Superhero's ❯ Perfectly Dysfunctional Superhero's ( Chapter 1 )

Okay, this was just a stupid little thing I wrote. Is has no purpose at all, other than to amuse myself, so I don't care if you hate it. I was bored, and I wrote down whatever came to me. Live with it.

Enjoy, and such.

Perfectly Dysfunctional Super-Hero's

By HikariEryaviel

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It was a wonderful day in Domino. The clouds were shining, Anzu was shaving, and people were eating pork on sticks. But something would disrupt these wonderful things soon. Something was gonna happen and it wouldn't be pretty.

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"Hello Mr. Leg-covered-in-shaving-cream, I'm Mr. Razor, how are you doing today?" "I'm doing just fine, thank you." "That's always good." "...yes. Say, Mr. Razor, what does this button do?" "No! Don't take off my head!" "Oh my GOD your head comes off! Let me put it back on for you!" "Holy Hell, I can't believe you did that!" "I'm sorry?" "You sorry my ass, Ima fuck you up!" "AHH NOOO!! MY SHAVING CREAM!!! AHHH, OWWWW!!! NOOOO!"

Anzu was interrupted from her little 'adventure' by a man, smashing through her window!

"Who are you?"

"I am Malik-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man! And I have come...to DESTROY YOU!"

"*gaspgasp!*"

Malik, slowly...very slowly...faster now...there we go...advances towards Anzu!

Anzu screams! "No! Malik-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man, please don't hurt me!"

"Muahahaha....hand me that razor will you?"

"Oh...sure"

"I will now destroy you with..."

"With what"

"...A HERRING! No wait...A RAZOR!"

"AHHHHHHHH!"

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Meanwhile, in the basement of a nearby Taco Bell...

...We find Yami and Yugi, making out of the floor.

Suddenly, Yugi senses something!

"Yami, I sense an evil!"

"We must defeat it!"

"Yes, we must!"

"Okay!"

"Okay!" Lets go!"

"Okay!"

They jump out the window...!

...But they hit dirt, because they are in a basement.

So they run upstairs, and jump out one of those windows, and fly to the Mazaki residence!

But then they realize that they don't know how to fly.

So they run upstairs to get the Jet Ski!

...this will take a while.

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Back at Anzu's place...

"Oh, Mr. Razor, I LOVE you hair!"

Malik holds up the razor. "Oh, but Suave, I just love the foamy goodness you give me!"

"Maybe I could use the creamy goodness in another way, hmmm?"

"Pervert."

"Who you callin' a pervert? You're not sexual at ALL!"

"For that insult I will now be forced to kill you!"

Malik advances on Anzu (faster this time), and holds up the razor in an attack position...

...when all of a sudden, Yami and Yugi burst through the window!

Anzu screams. "How did you two get in here, who are you, and what do you want with me?"

"We got in here through the window...and I am Pharaoh-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man! And this is my trusty aibou, Aibou-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man! We have come to save you from Malik-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man!"

Malik looks annoyed at being interrupted. "Pharaoh-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man, how nice it is for you to join us. I WILL KILL YOU NOW!"

"No."

"What do you mean, 'No'?"

"I mean it as in, you're not gonna' kill me."

"Will too."

"I doubt that!"

"Hmph."

"Watch closely!" Malik watches.

Yami steals the razor from Malik and stabs him with it. Malik dies.

Anzu gets up and runs to Phaorah-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man!

"My hero!"

Yami shoves her away.

"I hate you!"

"I love you!"

"I don't, I don't!"

Yami sends Anzu to the Shadow Realm. Anzu eats pork on sticks.

Yami and Yugi make out and live happily ever after.

The End.



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