Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Play With Me ❯ shredding the l;ast bit of sanity ( Chapter 3 )

Shadow: This story is pretty freaky so far!!!

Yami: OOOooo spooky!!!!

Shadow: Shut up you hormonally stressed out 3000 year old spirit!!

Yami: o_O? Hormone? What is hormone?

Specter: for you, Yami, the world may never know

Yami: how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop??

[Tootsie roll pop commercial starts playing]

All except Yami: groan

Shadow: when will he get over this stupid tootsie roll phase??!!

Yami/Tootsie Roll advertisement boy: The world may never know

[Commercial ends]

Yami: NOOOOOOOO, it went by so fast! Where does the time go?!

Specter: up your @$$

Yami: [bends over and tries to stare at his rear end] really?

Specter: no you moron! [hits Yami with a mallet]

Yami: @_@

Yugi: that wasn't nice!!

Shadow: [Hits himself with Mallet for shits and giggles] @_@

Yugi: How do we wake them up?

Shadow: how else do you wake up a yami? Kick him in the `Ding Dong'!

Yugi: [looks confused]

Shadow: y'know his `Ying Yang'

Yugi: ?

Shadow: [hits herself] YOU DUMB ASS! Kick him in the F****** male F******* area!!!

Yugi: OOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!! I get it now!!

Shadow: thank Ra!! [Kicks her Yami `there']

Specter: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!

Yugi: [kicks Yami `there' timidly]

Yami: -__- ZZZZZZzzzzzz

Yugi: oVo [kicks really hard]

Yami: THINK COLD THOUGHTS!!!

Shadow/Yugi/Specter: O.O

Yami: uh . . . heh! I gotta go take a shower byes!!!! [Runs away clutching his `there' area]

Yugi: that was strange. I didn't hit him to hard did I?

Shadow: stupid male hormones inside Yami ruin all of our fun!!!!

Specter: R&R please!!!!

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Yami kissed Seto on the lips before entering the house he and Yugi shared. (Shadow: Yugi's grandpa is dead in my ficcie K? K.) He tossed his leather jacket on the sofa then walked into the kitchen, grabbing an apple out of the fridge and proceeding up the down the hall and towards his bedroom.

The door to Yugi's room was slightly ajar and Yami became a little curious. He peeked into his Aibou's bedroom . . . . Nobody was in there so he walked in. He took in the dark navy, almost black color of the walls that used to be cheery and light green. The black bedspread was neatly made up. There were no posters on the walls, and no childish toys that littered the floor and walls like they once had.

The only thing on Yugi's wall was a picture. Yami went closer to examine it and saw that it just happened to be a picture of him. <Why would he have a picture of me in here? He sees me every day.>

Yami shrugged and walked over to the closet. He opened it and just saw rows and rows of black. It seemed endless how many black pants and shirts there were. <Endless. . . .>

Yami walked out of the closet and sat down on the chair next to the wooden desk. He noticed a small notebook on the desk next to a dueling deck. (Shadow: Yugi has to have his deck to matter how Psycho he is!!)

"What are you doing in here?" a voice snapped.

Yami dropped his half eaten apple and turned to face his angry Hikari. Yugi walked over and picked up the fruit, "what are you doing in here?" he repeated.

"Hikari I-I was just -"

"Get out!"

"B-but . . . ."

Yugi chucked the apple at Yami's head, "I said get out!" he yelled.

Yami nodded and walked quickly out of the room. Yugi started to close the door but the spirit came back in, "I just wanted to let you know that Seto will be coming over tomorrow night okay?"

"Didn't you just go out with him tonight? And aren't you spending most of the day with him tomorrow?"

Yami shrugged, "Well Seto is my Koibito and we have to spend a lot of time with each other."

Yugi glared, "well what about me?! I'm your Hikari for God's sake! We should spend time together too!!"

"I do spend time with you!" Yami argued.

"Yeah right. The last time you spent a lot of time with me was my Birthday party three months ago. Even then, you left with `Seto' to spend the night at his house."

"But everyone else was there."

"NO, everyone else left after you did!" Yugi let angry tears run down his face, "Yami why can't we spend time together! Ryou and Bakura are always with each other!"

Yami grew frustrated. He backhanded his Hikari across the face and sent him flying onto the bed, "that is because they are in love, Yugi! If you knew what love was . . . if you had a lover of your own . . . you wouldn't know what it's like to be left out! But nobody loves you Hikari!"

"You don't love me Yami?"

"No, Yugi I don't. Not in that way at least. You're like a little child to me, you know? So I give you a love a child would give, and such feelings are returned. Seto and I are in love for real. He comes first in my life, not you. Do you understand what I'm getting at Yugi?"

Yugi sniffled and nodded. "Good then." Yami said, walking out of the room and closing the door.

Yugi looked up, his eyes burning a sick yellow color. "I understand `perfectly' Yami. I know just what to do now!"

He walked over to his notebook and wrote down three words: Seto's Death Tomorrow. Then he closed the notebook, laying back down on the bed and pulling the covers up, "Goodnight Yami, sleep tight!" he said in a sing-song voice.

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Shadow: FREAKY!!!!!!!!!

Specter: R&R PLEASE. We'll give everyone a present if you review!!!!!!!!!!!