Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Polite Society ❯ Chapter 1

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Title: Polite Society

Summary: Joey is a poor scholorship student at Domino Acdemy, a rich private school. But when he breaks a priceless heirloom that belongs to the Polite Society, a school sanctioned host club, he finds himself at the mercy of 6 gorgeous men.

Rating: M- for yaoi, nosebleeds, harems and kinky situations. big grin I luv this fict already

Dedication: to all of those who wish for me to write one lemon per chapter and seeing Joey with multiple partners at a time - you guys are freaks!-

Mitzumi: it's here it's queer it's the much awaited yugioh/ouran high school host club crossover! YYYYEEEEAAAA BBBBBOOOOOIIII!!!!

Joey: sweatdrop

Mitzumi: Joey!! It's time to shake ass, take names and get laid!!!

Yami: sweat the inner perv emerges. Something tells me this will wind up a PWP…

Mitzumi: it has a plot! You just need to stand on your head, use a powerful microscope and squint reeeaaalllyyyy hard at it. XD

Yami: …whatever. Let the pornos begin

Mitzumi: that's the spirit! ONWARD!!!

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“ngh…that…should do…it,” Joey panted out.

“almost…there,” his best friend, Otoogi, grunted.

“GOT IT!” Joey yelled as he finally managed to close his suitcase. Otoogi collapsed beside him on his, now stripped, bed.

“dude…why are you bringing so much shit with you?” Otoogi asked, trying to regain his breath.

“well…this school has dorms and I would hate ta get there and realize I don't have something.” Joey replied lugging his suitcase downstairs to his dad's waiting car.

“whatever, just make sure you write you bum.” Otoogi grumbled.

“I'm less that a 2 hour drive away, why botha?”

“because, once you get up there with them fancy smart rich people, I wanna know if you still remember me,” Otoogi said, looking away. Joey grinned and pulled Otoogi into a headlock.

“awww, I ain't gunna forget you. you're my best bud,” he said, giving his buddy a noogie.

“man whatever. Getoff.” Otoogi said, laughing.

After a playful tussle, Joey got in the car and his dad drove off, pulling him away from the only life he ever known in the slums of Domino where every summer, someone opens a fire hydrant so the children can play in it on a hot day and the winter where it's a ghost town save for the children ice rollerblading up and down the street.

This was where he was raised and now he was moving up, thanks to the scholorship from Domino Academy, the pesdigious high school where only the richest and the brightest are allowed in. He may not be the former but according to the school, he was the latter so here he was, moving up and the place where he grew up getting farther away…

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“okay, floor 206…,” Joey murmered to himself as he finally got into the dorm house. It was one of the massive buildings on campus and if he didn't have the map sent with his scholorship information, he would be hopelessly lost. He dreaded Monday when he had to get to class.

He pressed the number into the elevator keypad and used his card key to unlock the floor.

`jeez, tight security. Do they have celebrities here or sumthin?' he thought to himself as the elevator rose. When the door opened, joeys jaw dropped open in shock. This wasn't a regular dorm. This was a penthouse apartment!

“holeee shiiitttt….” He mumbled as he explored the aprtment that was fully furnished with a bedroom the size of the apartment Joey used to live in, a fully-stocked kitchen, living room with a 50 inch plasma screen and state of the art entertainment center and an office complete with a Mac and a Dell Laptop loaded with all the latest software.

“hell, I should have just told Otoogi to move in with me. There's more than enough space…”Joey said, flopping onto the lush sofa “ this is great.”

But unknown to him, he was being watched by a single microscopic camera stuck on the door. It zoomed in on him and provieded the viewer with his stats. They smirked and turned to the group behind them.

“boys, I think we have our newest member.”

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Joey walked the halls trying to find a certain room.

“really, youu would think with this many libraries, at least one would not be full of people.” He grumbled. He shifted his backpack on his shoulder so the backpack wouldn't cut into his new uniform sweater. The school covered the cost of living but his parents had to pay for the uniform mean he had to since his mother was MIA and his father was a total boozer.

Looking through the catalog, the only thing under 200 dollars was the sweater vest set and simple blue pants. With his only income being his job at the local burger world, he had no other choice. It was either that or he paid someone to embroider the school logo on a shirt but with all of the fancy loops swirls and angles, it would have cost as much as the uniform.

Ignoring the strange looks he was getting, he trudged on.

`at this rate, I'll just have to study anywhere…this might work…' he thought as he came to a stop outside of a classroom. Music room 3, to be exact. He opened the door and his eyes widened in shock.

Standing there was a group of extremely handsome men.

A tall brunet sat in a throne like chair in the center with a tricolor-haired guy with sharp scarlet eyes standing to his immediate left and a pair of albino twins next to him. On the right of the brunet was a younger version of the previously mentioned tricolored haired guy with softer blue-green eyes and standing behind him was another brunet but with a sharp crew cut.

All of them looked up and smiled at the stunned Joey.

“welcome!”

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Mitzumi: chappy 1!!! Sorry for the lack of lime or lemon, I have to be good for at least one chapter XD

Yami: after this next chappy, all those who are virginal in mind and wish to stay that way, should check out her other ficts. Question: why did you make Kaiba Tamaki?

Mitzumi: I didn't, he made himself Tamaki. I'll have you and him switching between Kyoya and Tamaki roles. Makes life more interesting, neh?

Yami: riiiiigggghhht… rolls eyes

Mitzumi: right! R&R&R!!!