Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Poor Yami ❯ First and Only Chapter ( One-Shot )

Poor Saps!!!

YGO cast: *watching TV*

Some random guy: *grabs them and pulls them into the TV*

Yugi: AW DARNIT.

Ryou: Aw man. Now we are in…*dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun music plays* BLUE'S CLUES!!

Joe: Well HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Yami: NOOOOOOO!!

Blue: Bow bow! *puts paw print on screen*

Joe: You want to pl-

Ryou: *wipes off paw print*

Kaiba: BWA HA HA!!

Mokuba: O_O That's why you never smoke crack, kids.

Mai: Hold up. You're a kid too.

Mokuba: …Yeah. So what?

Joe: Wow! We need to figure out the mystery of who these people are!

Blue: *puts paw print on screen again*

Random kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Marik: Ra help us.

Yami: We R doomed.

Mokuba: Yeah…….doomed…..

Joe: NONSENSE! Let's play! *begins singing* We are looking for Blue's Clues; we are looking for Blue's Clues. We are looking for Blue's Clues, because it's really fun!

Yami: Help, I'm scared. REALLY scared.

Mai: Me too…

Yugi: Yo! Where's the crackers?

Tea: Did you brainwash Yugi again, Kaiba?

Kaiba: YES!!

Rex Raptor: O_o Um…okay…

Weevil: GAH what are you doing here.

Pegasus: EGAD!

Cecelia: Hi Pegsy!!

Yugi: *anime fall* You're supposed to be dead…

Joey: Hey, this is whack!

Tristan: But I like Blue's Clues…

Joe: So join our Evil Alliance of Toddler Shows! BWA HA HA!

Tristan: I'd severe my own head before joining you, you foul muskrat!

Mai: OH NO! Tristan said "severe!"

Tea: Yeah, so?

Yugi: IT'S DA APOCOLYPSE!!

Joe: Okay, You can go home.

Yugi: SO LONG SUCKERZ! HA HA HA!! *goes home*

Marik: Like I said, Ra help us.

Joey: Yup…

Blue: *is in kitchen* Bow bow!

Mr. Salt: Ho ho ho!

Mrs. Pepper: OH MY!

Paprika: Gag a WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Joe: Oh dear! Let's check on the Spice-

Weevil: THE SPICE GIRLS? WHERE?! Baby Spice and Sporty Spice are sooooooooo hot…

Tea: They were soooooo 2 years ago!

Weevil: Yeah, I know…but they're still hot!

Tea: You're still-

Joe: OH MY GOSH! MRS. PEPPER HAS BAD GAS!!

YGO cast (excluding Marik, Yami and Bakura): 0_0 THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!

Kaiba: Yipes! Da bathroom has a talking clock!!

Slippery Soap: That's SOAP!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

YGO cast (excluding the 2 yamis and Marik): *rushes out of house*

Marik: What's "bad gas?"

Yami: Yugi said it meant farting like heck.

Bakura: OH RA! THAT REALLY ISN'T RIGHT!

Joe: FALSE ALARM! It's just bad gas. Heheheh…

Marik: Um…okaaaaaaaaaay…

Joey/Mai: *are dueling*

Joey: Now I put my Red Eyes in Attack Mode! And I attack your Harpie's Pet Dragon!

Mai: MY HARPIE DRAGON THINGY!! NOOOOOOOOO!

Rex: Chill.

Cecelia: Yeah, it's just a scaly thing with chains on it.

Mai: HE'S MY BEST CARD!

YGO cast: OH RA!

Joey: I WIN AGAIN! HA HA HA!

Mai: Fine, here's my locator card, my Elegant Egotist, and my Harpie's Pet Dragon.

Joey: Um…Battle City's over.

Mai: *blinks* Oh. Right.

Marik: *rolls eyes*

Mai: I SAW THAT!!

Marik: …So?

Joe: EEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! BAD GAS BAD GAS!!!!!

Random kids: *gasp*

Tristan: A clue a clue!

Joe: I'm not Winnie the Pooh!

Tristan/Random kids: No, a CLUE!

Joe: Oh, a clue! Glad I found it! Now we take out our handy dandy…

Random kids: NOTEBOOK!

Joe: Yup! That's right! *draws YGO cast in notebook*

Tea: Wait, you didn't, Tristan and some random kids did.

Tristan: Huh? YEAH!

Joe: Nonsense. *realizes he knows someone's name* Well HI TRISTAN!! Want to be our friend?

Tristan: No, can I have a lollipop?

Random kids: We want one too!

Blue: Bow! *skidoos into a painting*

Joe: *gasps, grabs YGO cast* Blue skidooed, we can too! *they all skidoo*

Baby Bear: *is a clue* WHAT THE HELL?! I'M A CLUE IN THIS STUPID <beep!>ING GAME?! WHAT GIVES, THIS GAME IS FOR <beep!>HOLES!

Joe (hypnotically): No…this game is for winners…

Baby Bear: *is hypnotized* This… game… is… for… winners…

Yami: Go get me a palm tree.

Baby Bear: *gets a palm tree*

Yami: O_O Get me a Coca-Cola.

Baby Bear: *does*

Joe: *draws Baby Bear in notebook*

Random kids: A CLUE A CLUE!!!

Joe: I do not taste like glue!

Tristan: NO YOU NUTCASE, A CLUE! *punches Joe*

Joe (hypnotically): Join the Evil Alliance of Toddler Shows…

Tristan: *is too stupid to be hypnotized* Why are you talking like that? Why are there voices in my head? Why is that dog in that picture of the house? Why is the clue a bunch of dinnerware? Why are you retarded? Why are there little green men that are the voices in my head in my head?

YGO cast: *backs away slowly*

Blue: HURRY IT UP ALREADY, YA RETARDS!!!!!!!! GET IN THE <beep!>ING THINKING CHAIR, JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: WTF?

Bakura: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!

Marik: OH RA!

Yami: My gracious!

YGO cast: *stares at Yami, backs away slowly*

Tristan: Why-*takes breath*-are the little men green? Why-

*5 min. later*

Joe: What could Baby Bear, these new friends and dinnerware do?

Ryou: *has figured it out* I think I just figured out Blue's Clues…

Joe: YOU DID?!

Baby Bear (angrily): Yeah, he did…DINNER TIME!!!!!!!!!

YGO cast: WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUE'S CLUES, AND OUR LIVES END HERE!!

Joe: *finishing song* Because we're really smart!

Some random guy: *pulls YGO cast out of TV* So what did you learn?

Yami/Marik: NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF RETARDS!!!!

Some random guy: Yup!

The morals of this tale: Never watch or play Blue's Clues, never hypnotize bears, and ALWAYS run away if you happen to be playing and the clues happen to be you, a carnivorous animal, and dinnerware. Ciao!!