Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Potholes in Tokyo ❯ F-I-N-A-L ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter Seven F-I-N-A-L

Ryou sat at his desk on Tuesday morning, wearing his sexy reading glasses and tapping away at his laptop. He was humming a happy tune and a bright smile suffused his lips.

"Are you high?" Mokuba asked as he stepped out of the elevator, accompanied by two bodyguards.

"Ohayo, Mokuba! How was your weekend?"

The little child proceeded to back away slowly. "It.it was wonderful." He said, before running to the door to his brother's office and banging on it.

"SETO, LET ME IN! RYOU'S ACTING CREEEEEEEEPY!"

The gleaming steel doors slid open, to reveal a tired-looking CEO. "What is it, Mokuba?"

"Nii-san, Ryou's scaring me.he's all cheerful and stuff."

"He always acts like that."

"More so than normal! It scaaaaares meeeeeeee." He latched onto his brother's waist and wouldn't let go.

"So, why are you so happy, Ryou?" Seto asked, rubbing sleep from his eyes. He had apparently been working all night and was sleep deprived.

"Bakura proposed!"

"And I suppose you said yes?"

"No!"

Seto, Mokuba, the body guards, some angry reviewers, and a potted plant fell over. Silence reigned for a few moments before aforementioned reviewers got angry and started chasing the author with blowtorches, rakes, and farm animals.

"Of course I said yes, silly!" Ryou exclaimed. The potted plant righted itself, the humans stood up, and the reviewers stopped in mid-stab.

"But Seto, I was wondering if you and Mokuba would like to come to the wedding."
"Not really." Seto said. In the background, Mokuba screamed, "NOOOOOO!"

"Yay! Arigato, Seto! You're so nice to me! Would you be my Maid of Honor? And can Mokuba be the flower girl?"

Mokuba fainted. Seto pinched himself and wondered what he had done to deserve this. However, looking at Ryou's pleading pudding-like brown eyes, he couldn't say no.
"Hn. Sure."

"Tee-hee! You're so nice, Seto!" Ryou went and hugged him around the middle.

Seto sighed. "I think I'll go take a nap now."

He staggered back into his office, shutting the doors and leaving the unconscious Mokuba and the scared body guards to fend for themselves.

*~*

At noon, Ryou was visited by Bakura and the Yuugi-tachi. Bakura brought flowers and a Subway sandwich.

"Ryou, my koi, I have brought you a low-fat sandwich advocated by Jared for lunch!"

"Er… thanks, 'Kura," Ryou said, taking the sandwich from him.

"Can't we share?"

"Are you sure a six-inch is enough for you?"

"Oh, I had a pizza on the way here. I ate it all by myself."

Ryou cut the sandwich in two, handing one half to his koi and eating the other half himself.

"So, did you ask Seto?" Yami asked.

"Hai! He said yes!"

Bakura growled. "Baka Set."

"Don't be mean, Bakura. He's not that bad."

"Who says?"

"Hello, Kaiba," Yami greeted in an unfriendly.

"Trying to steal my prototypes, are you, Mr. Mutoh?"

"Why would I want your prototypes? They suck."

"Ahem."

Mokuba, who had finally awoken, exclaimed, "Yamiiiiiiiii! Yuuuuugi! Have you come to save me from the Ryou?"

"Why didn't you bring the PMS lady? Sake, is that her name?"

"I drove the limo. And her name is Anzuuuuuuuuuu." Yami explained.

"But Yuugi had to sit in the back with me, so Yami wouldn't get over- excited and run into a telephone pole and kill us all."

"I DO NOT GET OVER-EXCITED WHEN IN THE LIMO WITH YOUNG CHILDREN!"

"Yami has a catamite, Yami has a catamite," Bakura taunted.

"Well, you're getting married! You're not a bachelor anymore! You can't go golfing with Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore!"

"Shhh! Don't tell Ryou about that!"

*~*

Meanwhile, Marik and Malik were doing what they did second-best-that is, hanging around at the park and scaring away all mothers of small children.

" 'Kaasan, buy me an ice cream, onegai!" the little boy said, as he went past the ice cream stand.

"Not here," the mother said, glaring at Malik, who was resting lazily on the stand. "I'll get you an ice cream when we go to the mall."

"But I want one heeeeere!" he whined, slumping to the ground and pitching a fit. "Why do we have to get it at the malllllll?" he wailed.

"Creepy people run this establishment!"

"Well, I think the ice cream man is sexy."

The mother fainted.

Malik grinned and passed the kid an ice cream. "Thanks, kid. But you're not my type."

Little boy didn't comment. His heart may have been broken, but Malik's ice cream made up for it. The kid looked over to the man in the dinosaur suit, who was staring at him with jealousy.

"Oh, you give him free ice cream, but you don't give me any?"

"You don't deserve any. You get plenty of ice cream already."

"You suck."

"DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE UKE!"

*~*

"My chips! My precious chiiiiiips!"

"That guy has problems," Honda said, staring as the man with dice earrings huggled his chips.

"Do you have any chiiiiiiips?" Otogi asked.

"Erm… Mai, maybe we should find another waiting room," Honda said. "M- Mai? WHERE'D YOU GO, MAI?"

Otogi plopped down in the seat beside Honda, and gave him a hug. "Konnichi wa. I'm on mind-altering drugs. Daisuke yo!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*~*

"Run away! Run away!"

*~*

"Yami?"

"Nani?"

"Tee-hee!" Yuugi said, and attacked/hugged him.

"O.o." Yami blinked. "What was that for?"

"I don't know. But I like you!"

"Gee, I'd hope so; after all, you've been living me for quite a few months."

"Not like that. I mean.oh.I like you in that way." _0.0_

"Er.um."

"CUT!"

Yami and Yuugi look around, puzzled. Some men carrying cameras walk in the room.

"We've overshot our budget. We're in the red. In fact, the light bill was due two weeks ago."

The lights go out. A random techie pulls out the Magic Candle of Happiness, and lights it.

"You have a blowtorch, too!?" Bakura yelled.

"Now, now, Baku-chan," Ryou said, dragging him away from the confused techie holding a lighter.

Anzu and Uncle Ingrid walk in, holding hands. Or rather, Anzu is holding Ingrid's hand and Ingrid is trying to get away. They are followed by Jounouchi (carrying an inhaler), Mai (laughing), Honda (trying to avoid Otogi), and Otogi (stalking Honda). Malik and Marik stumble in, immediately attaching themselves to a dark corner. Strange noises come from aforementioned darkened corner. Aunt George, Seto and Mokuba Kaiba, and all the extra people walk in. Everyone except Malik and Marik hold hands and bow.

"O.K., EVERYONE! SOME STRANGE CRAZY PERSON WITH LOTS OF MONEY HAS MADE A DONATION TO OUR CAUSE! PLACES, EVERYBODY!"

Yami and Yuugi shuffle back to their places, while everyone else (excluding MxM) run offstage. "Um."

"What's wrong?" Yuugi whispered.

"I forgot my line."

"Just say you like me, too!"

"Oh. O.K. I like you too, Yuugi!"

"Yay!" More hugging.

Yami gave him a kiss on the cheek.

Behind the curtain came the yells of, "This is too mushy!" and "Catamite, catamite!"

Random extra was gunned down. Bakura was spared, because he is sexy.

On the limo ride home from Seto Kaiba's company-place, Yami had finally been persuaded to let Bakura drive (maybe he was on mind-altering drugs, like Otogi!), and he and Yuugi were sitting in the back.

Yami stared down at the small fingers intertwined with his. Yuugi stared out the window at the crowded streets of Tokyo.

They ran over a pothole. There were lots of potholes in Tokyo.

AN: Yay! This fic is finally over! .I plan on having a sequel, perhaps titled 'Rice in Tokyo' or 'Bubbles in Tokyo', about Ryou's and Bakura's wedding. But that won't probably be anytime soon. I need to work on Room For Rent.

Thanks to all the wonderful reviewers! I love you! .but I don't want to marry you, just so you know. yeah. That would be creepy, wouldn't it.

Well.not much else to say.

I hope you enjoyed reading the fic! -^_^-