Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Project Bakura Hood ❯ Chapter 3: And the Insanity continues... ( Chapter 4 )

Authoress Hotaru: We in no way own anything that is stated within these pages, however, we do own most of ourselves and whatever anime/Robin Hood copies that we've come across.

Authoress Dorie: Except nobody owns my libido, it's trademarked under Kaiba Corp and myself.

Authoress Hotaru: What the hell are you on?

Authoress Dorie: Seto's Juice.

Authoress Hotaru: Since when did Seto have a---Oh…Eww…..

Seto: Also, I'd like to make it official. I'm marrying this person **puts arm around Authoress Dorie's waist**

Authoress Dorie: **squeal** I love you.

Authoress Hotaru: **gagging in background but stops when she hears something** Damn. Start the story! **races off in another direction**.

Duo Maxwell: Hotaru! Get your ass back here! Heero won't give me any without his gun around! **races off after Authoress Hotaru**

Heero Yuy: **chasing both while grumbling about Duo being too loud and Hotaru being around Duo far too much**

Authoress Dorie: **Blink** O…Kay…Let's get on with the story. **pushes remote to start up story**

 

****Chapter 3: Will the Insanity Never End? ****

 

Mokuba: **decked in semi-pink and purple dress enters area looking disgusted at clothing with Yugi ((who is in lavender dress)) and Ryou who is in pale blue. Spots Pegasus** That's my fiancé, are you kidding me? **looks to Yugi disturbed** He's old and ugly and…and he looks really, really Gay.

 

Pegasus: You have no proof to that, my dear Princess Mokuba. **moves forward, bends sharply and kisses Mokuba on the mouth, at this moment Seto walks in with lute and rumpled shirt**

 

Seto: Am I too late to do my---Get the hell away from my little brother you fucktard! **smacks Pegasus with lute and pulls shocked/disgusted/slightly aroused Mokuba away** Mokuba! **gasps** You just got your first boner---From that!?

 

Mokuba: **smacks head against wall** I'm sorry but I've had boners before…**mutters** Why can't I have a pretty fiancé like my brothers?

 

Seto: That's a nice thing to say…I'm pretty sure she won't make you get fucked by Pegasus now.

 

Mokuba: Oh goodie…I need to find a pretty guy.

 

Ryou: Does this mean that Mokuba's gay, too?

 

Seto: **eyes brother curiously**

 

Mokuba: **shrugs** I told you I wouldn't come out straight after being decked as a girl more times than I can count.

 

Pegasus: Seto-A-Dale, if you touch my fiancé again, I will have you hanged.

Yugi: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

 

Pegasus: Why not?

 

Ryou: Because Bakura Hood is standing behind you **squeak with joy**

 

Bakura: Don't you threaten one of my men, or losing an eye will look like heaven to what I do to you!

 

Maiko: **enters room in former guard clothe with boner, ignores everyone else and licking lips as he makes his way to Ryou before wrapping his arm around the pale maid's waist** Now that I'm out of those chick clothing, how about you and I go prove my manliness.

 

Bakura: **removes throwing dagger and clears his throat dangerously**

 

Maiko: **notices Bakura and shudders** Oh crap….**gulps** I don't suppose you'd consider a three way?

 

Ryou: **turns green and struggles away, running past Pegasus and into Bakura's arms** Not a chance in hell.

 

Bakura: **throws dagger at Maiko's face, but growls when someone catches it just inches away**

 

Shadi: **tossing dagger up and down** Baka—This isn't our scene…We have to go back into the forest and please stop feeling up Ryou's ass behind his skirt.

 

Malik: **appears with Merik behind Bakura** Sorry Shadi, I have no idea how he got here.

 

Shadi: How did you get here?

 

Malik: **shrugs** Authoress Hotaru.

 

Shadi: Figures **eye roll**

 

**Scene fades as Honda appears to escort the ladies up, promising Bakura Ryou will not be molested and the two blonde Egyptians struggle to take Bakura back into the woods while Pegasus is yelling at Maiko, who has soiled himself and returns with forestry scene where a cloaked figure with huge money purse walking down Bakura's favorite attack path**

 

Shadi: **standing in the way of walker** Pause there, my good fellow.

 

Covered-person: Why do you halt my path?

 

Shadi: I'm afraid we will need to collect that heavy purse from your luggage, my good sir…Right Bakura Hood? **turns to grumbling thief who's up in the trees muttering about killing Maiko and Shadi** Oi….Your not supposed to kill me cause I'm on your side, now get that ass out of the tree—and take the stick out too.

 

Bakura: **hops easily from tree** Why am I listening to you?

 

Shadi: Cause with Authoress Hotaru not able to interfere, and me reporting directly to her—your ability to see Ryou after chapters is on the line.

 

Bakura: **grumbles and stares at coughing covered man** what's with the cloak—its summer time you moron.

 

Covered-Person: Watch your mouth peasant.

 

Shadi: **uses staff to hit Bakura in the ass, moving him forward** Say your sorry and take his money like a good thief.

 

Bakura: **mutters over shoulder** I hate you. **pulls out sharp new dagger** Hand over the money and nobody gets hurt. **goes back over shoulder** Happy now?

 

Shadi: **nods** Thank you **walks away for potty break**

 

Covered-person: **removes cloak and covers revealing King Yami of Domino!** I heard you were collecting money from my brother and his nobles for my release.

 

Bakura: **snorts** What would make you think that?

 

Yami: The deposit in Supreme Queen Celi's bank account of 200000 gold pieces with that such request.

 

Bakura: But I wanted you to rot in jail.

 

Yami: Do you want Maid Ryou?

 

Bakura: Duh, moron.

 

Yami: Then I have to be out—to allow him to marry—dumbass.

 

Bakura: Really, who died and made you King?

 

Yami: **blinks twice** My father—for one.

 

Bakura: I don't have time for this, I need to maim Maiko permanently, then kill him and then kill your damn brother—Pegasus.

 

Yami: **shivers at that thought**

 

Seto: **appears walking through forest with Merik and Malik** let's go already. I got to save my brother's gay-virginity from Pegasus—and get some pictures of him and Ryou for Authoress Dorie and Authoress Hotaru in their lovely girl looks.

 

***At the castle***

 

Ryou: **sneezes with Mokuba** Damn it—Nobody better say we're girls. **goes back to sewing a lovely cream colored blanket for Bakura with the letters TBC on it**

 

*******ENDING NOTES******

 

Authoress Dorie: WE GOT A REVIEW! And we didn't interfere—for once.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **coughs behind hand with smirk** not intentionally anyway.

 

Authoress Dorie: And Mokuba, you'll be a great sister—I mean Brother-in-law soon.

 

Mokuba: I'm not a girl **pouts cutely**

 

Seto: Aww…**takes a photo and makes camera seem to vanish**

 

Mokuba: **groans**

 

Authoress Dorie: Don't blame me—the dresses were all Authoress Hotaru's fault.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **crosses arms with stubborn look** was not.

 

Authoress Dorie: Whatever you say, Wuffers.

 

Authoress Hotaru: **removes Chang Wufei's sword** I'm going to cut off more than a braid!

 

Authoress Dorie: But I'm not wearing a braid!

 

Authoress Hotaru: I did say more!

 

Duo: **enters with semi-happy Heero who is pointing gun around at most everybody and Wufei** Someone just stole our skit.

 

Heero: **happily with gun** After them! **Three from Gundam Wing chase the two Authoresses off scene**

 

Seto: Don't hurt my fiancé **chases after all 5**

 

Mokuba: **curious** How does Hotaru get all those weapons? And the bull-doser?

 

Quatre: **comes walking in with Trowa holding hands** Oh we have a nice agreement set out.

 

Mokuba: What kind of agreement?

 

Quatre: One children shouldn't here.

 

Mokuba: **groans** Not that again---Why are rich guys so—so—so—Seto.

 

Quatre: I'm richer than Seto.

 

Mokuba: Maybe in your universe.

 

Trowa: **tugs on Quatre's hand** Quatre…

 

Quatre: **looks over at his lover** alright…**removes package and hands it to Mokuba** If you could—would you kindly give this to you're sister-in-law to be? We just got the finished developments from Authoress Dorie when she was trying to post them on the internet.

 

Mokuba: **nods, waits until both are gone and out of sight and tears into it then turns pale green** I didn't know Seto could bend THAT far. **Spots Seto glancing around room looking for his Authoress Dorie** Ni-sama! What are you doing in these?

 

Seto: Ugh…**Sweatdrop** Give me those **grabs photo and runs away with Mokuba hot on his tail**