Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Property of Malik ❯ Entry 4 ( Chapter 3 )

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WARNING: a traumatized Marik reveals secrets about his sisters sex life, REALLY SCARY….BEWARE…

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It's been a while hasn't it? Well it's because I lost this book, then I found it today. Let's see, I'm currently being grounded for scaring off Isis' latest boyfriend well what did she expect me to do, listen to them going at it like 24 hours a day. They had sex everywhere in the apartment; I mean one day I walked into the apartment, (I had been using my Millennium Rod on some animals and making them attack pedestrians. The best were the birds, everyone freaked out, and started screaming about how some movie by a fat dude who thought he was very photogenic was coming true, whose name contained the word "cock" never even heard of this stupid movie or this unfortunately named man.) Anyhow one day I walked into the apartment and they were having sex on the living room couch! UGH!!!!!! The image will haunt me forever. Isis was on top of this guy, some big antique collector, and they were both naked, and she was moaning and saying things like, "Oh Ra, give me more!!!" And he was all over her, and I mean ALL over her, he had his fingers everywhere. I was stunned and traumatized, but fortunately I left the door open, so when I asked the man "WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING TO MY SISTER ISIS ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH AND WHY WERE THEY BOTH NAKED AND WHY WAS SHE MOANING LIKE A WORLD-CLASS WHORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The whole neighborhood either saw or heard what was happening. Then my sister gets up, and she's all pissed and flushing cause she was having sex and stuff, and of course since she's naked and standing up and yelling at me….well let's just say that I'll be traumatized for life!!!! Then I look at the couch and I realize it's covered in….their juices...No wonder after that I felt like I needed a therapist. They also had sex in the kitchen and I saw that too, or at least some of it, it was rather early and I hear these grunts and screams coming from the kitchen, and I thought maybe my sister was getting kidnapped, so I went downstairs to see the fun. What I beheld was something of an entirely different nature. I just can't stand to think about it. I stood there, helplessly paralyzed and then he carries her over to the kitchen table and lays her down, and then he mounts her and they start going at it…I started to scream and scream, and then they saw me and Isis was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I told her I had come down here with the intention to watch some good old-fashioned kidnapping, and instead I see my sister having sex. She was so pissed and when I told her that I was gonna puke because she was wearing nothing and she had just been having sex with a guy like twice her age, and her ugliness was very disturbing, not to mention the fact that she was my sister, she slapped me. When I told her that her hands were covered in their juices, she ordered me up to bed. Alas those were not the only time I'd seen them having sex, like I said, they did it everywhere, even on my bed if you can believe it. Yeah it was Friday night, and around 11 that's when I go out and terrorize young couples, or stalking them and making them think they are gonna be killed, sometimes I even brandish a knife, just for looks of course. This one time though, the girl was all on top of me and even when I threatened to kill her she still wouldn't get off, I had to use….err…a little persuasion, I'm very good at that…Anyhow, I came in around…..1ish and of course I want to get to bed, so I go up into my room, and was about to turn on the lights, when to my utmost horror I discovered them doing it on my bed, well actually it was worse, much worse. I can't even describe it, it was THAT gross. I finally whimpered, and they turned around and were like "What the hell?" I was like, don't give me that shit! This is my bed!!! I had finally had enough; I grabbed my Millennium Item and told him if he wasn't out of my house in 5 seconds flat I would not only make him a slave, but I would personally escort him to the Shadow Realm. Isis was like "blah blah blah, you can't do that…" I told her, "Don't push it bitch!" So the guy ran as fast as he could not even bothering to grab his clothes, and if I ever see him again I will kill him. I was CERTAINLY not sleeping in that room, or on the couch, so I demanded Isis pay for me to sleep at an upscale hotel until the new furniture arrived. Then while at the Hilton, I wreaked havoc on the other guests, early morning wake ups, and someone had brought a pet chinchilla and I squashed it, how was I supposed to know it wasn't a rat? Needless to say, after my extended stay at the Hilton, they were only to glad to get rid of me, and I think I left some nice surprises for the maids, I left a pile of dead mice under the bed. Isis was still steaming at the sudden departure of her boyfriend, so she told me to go to my room until she deemed it fit for me to be allowed out. I said as long as she didn't have sex in my room while I was stuck in there then I wouldn't have a problem.

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