Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Puppy Dilemma ❯ Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Don't own the boys of Yu-Gi-Oh! I just like to mess with their heads.

A/N: This silly idea came to me yesterday when I had to take my pet rat to the vet. Just short and pointless nonsense, but I thought it would be funny to torture poor Joey some more.

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"You need to go, pup. You can stop fighting because you're not going to win this argument," the brunette CEO crossed his arms before his chest and gave a smug smile.

"No! It's just a stomachache, it'll go away. I don't want ta go ta no doctor!" the blonde retorted with defiance.

'It's just a stupid stomach ache. Why's Seto actin' like I'm terminal or somethin'?'

"You're going if I have to drag you there kicking and screaming," Seto came forward and grabbed a startled Joey.

"HEY!! PUT ME DOWN!!!" Joey struggled as he was carried off towards the limo, which seemed to be rather peculiarly long today.

The taller teen chided, "Hush, mutt. Or I'll get the muzzle."

The car ride did not seem to last that long either. It almost seemed it was only 30 seconds at the most before they appeared in a flash at the 'doctor's office'. Joey was certainly noticing some strange occurrences today.

The waiting room was empty upon first glance before the fair-haired youth's name was called. When he looked back, the room was suddenly filled with strangers. Things just seemed to grow odder from there.

Joey turned his head when he felt someone petting it and saw the doctor smiling bright at him as if he were some scared child. He noticed that this doctor seemed to suspiciously look and act just like Pegasus, but perhaps even a bit more flamboyant.

"My, my, he's a big one, isn't he?.." the Pegasus twin turned to face the blonde and cooed in baby talk, "I heard you weren't feeling well. Does Joey boy have a little tummy ache? We'll make you feel alllllllllllllll better!"

Joey cringed at the display and glanced at his companion. Seto remained as impassive as ever and did not seem to notice the annoyingly perky nature of this 'doctor'.

First, the shorter duelist was made to stand upon a scale to get his weight. The scale looked a bit off from a normal scale. However, most of the office looked a bit off. Still, it did not seem to be too out of the ordinary to Joey. Everything seemed to be normal no matter how odd things were becoming.

The two teens were then lead into an exam room. There was a countertop table in the center and a bench off to the side, but it didn't resemble a regular doctor's office.

Joey was caught off guard as he was hoisted up and plopped upon the counter. He gradually became aware that he was naked even though he could not recall ever removing his clothes. He crossed his legs and covered himself as best he could with his hands.

The doctor preformed the usual indignities of using the small light to look into the blonde's ears and mouth. The exam was so long and boring that Joey seemed to completely space out until he found Seto tugging upon the dog collar around his neck to get his attention.

'What a minute... When did I get a dog collar??'

"Didn't you hear the doctor, puppy?"

".. Uhh... Sorry, I wasn't listening...?"

There was a knot beginning to form in Joey's gut. He sensed something bad was going to happen. The brunette narrowed his azure eyes slightly before he obviously repeated the doctor's missed command.

"He said you need to turn over, Joey."

Joey blinked in confusion, "Huh?.. Turn over?"

That's when the doctor piped up too cheerfully, "We need to take your temperature, silly boy! Where else do you think I'm going to put this, after all?" He held up a thermometer the size of turkey baster.

The blonde teen's eyes grew wide in realization. "What?! Ya gotta be out of yer fuckin' mind if ya think yer gonna get anywhere near me with dat thing!!"

Seto and the twin Pegasus were upon him in an instant. Joey flailed his limbs in a futile attempt to fight them off, but was flipped over onto his belly with his back end in the air.

"GET DA FUCK OFFA ME YA ASSHOLES!!! I'LL KICK YER A-AAAHH!!!" Joey screamed as he felt the cartoonishly large thermometer force its way deep into his rear entrance.

The young CEO pressed the blonde's upper body firmly again the counter while the doctor overpowered him from behind. Honey eyes opened wide when he felt the object embedded in his rectum sliding in and out.

His face grew flushed and he wiggled slightly to try to stop the movement. Seto reached down and began to stroke the golden locks.

"Good boy. You like this, don't you?"

Joey whimpered and rolled his eyes up to look at the brunette, ".. S.. Stop it.. Let me go.."

Seto waved his finger slightly, "Ah ah ah. You need to be checked up, puppy. And just look how much you're enjoying yourself." To prove his point, he reached down and squeezed Joey's growing erection.

"Ngh!.. Don't do that, Seto.."

The two completely ignored the teen's protesting. The brunette youth continued to stroke his lover's arousal until the doctor pulled the freakishly large thermometer out.

"Hrm, you have a little fever, Joey boy. This should help. Hold him down."

Joey turned his head slightly to see the Pegasus look alike holding up a syringe and flicking the top to get rid of the bubbles. Before the teen could shoot up straight, Seto's weight was upon him.

"NO!! GOD DAMMIT!!! WHAT DA HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE???"

Joey felt the doctor rubbing an alcohol covered cotton ball upon his buttocks before the painful prick of the needle being administered washed over him. He cried out loudly until the shot was over and he was released.

The blonde turned over and rubbed his throbbing backside as he glared at his traitorous lover and the ever-grinning doctor.

"Dammit, Seto! What da fuckin' hell is going on? Isn't this a little excessive for a damn stomachache???" he roared.

The doctor stepped in, "Oh, it's all necessary for the condition you're in, silly!"

Joey turned to his lover and tilted his head, "What's he talking about, Seto?"

In a very un-Kaiba like manner, the brunette's eyes welled up with tears and he gave a proud smile that spread from ear to ear. He pulled Joey's head against him to rest upon his chest as he started bawling.

"We're going to be a family at last, Joey! You're going to have puppies!"

This would be the point where Joey noticed he seemed to have a soundtrack playing and the record scratched loudly.

"......... I'M GONNA HAVE WHAT???????????????" The blonde's eyes practically fell out of his skull they were bulging so much.

Pegasus clone nodded happily, "Why, yes, Joey boy! You're pregnant with a fine, healthy litter of pups. It's a good thing you're at the vet's office because they should be born any time now!"

Joey screamed.

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The shorter teen shot up in bed, his scream carrying over from his nightmare into the real world. In an instant, the body next to him jumped into a sitting position.

"Wha's go'ng on, pup?!" Seto asked, voice heavily slurred with sleep. He glanced around the darkened bedroom for any signs of immediate danger.

Joey panted hard, still shivering from his memories. He noticed he was still half-erect from his dream before he turned his head towards his lover.

The brunette yawned as he slowly grew more alert, "What on earth are you screaming about, Joey? It's the middle of the night.. Don't tell me your stomachache is that bad. Maybe you should go see a doctor tomorrow."

Wide, honey eyes only widened more before he grabbed his pillow and proceeded to beat Seto senseless. All the while, he continued shouting, "I'm not goin' ta no vet! I'm not wearin' no dog collar! And I'm NOT gonna have no fuckin' puppies!!!!"

Once the random pummeling ended, the blonde grabbed a pair of pants and carried his pillow off to go back to sleep somewhere else. Joey's victim blinked several times as he tried to recover from the barrage of pillow hits he had suffered until it finally dawned on him what his boyfriend had said.

".. Puppies?..." He called out after the shorter boy, "I told you that repulsive chili dog, hamburger, pizza concoction would give you nightmares, Joey!"