Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Random Acts of Stupidity, Bloopers, and... some other things... ❯ Meet the real ghost of Kaiba that got mind crushed by Yami!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Scene: Joey goes around trading cards

Joey: * goes around to different people* You want some of my cards? Huh? Huh?

Weevil: If you come onto this boat trading cards, then obviously your deck is not ready. Or you are really stupid.

Yugi: * looks at Weevil* Screw you... * turns to Duelist* I'll trade my DM for your Kuriboh.

Weevil: -_-''' Yep. Random acts of stupidity...

Yugi: * all of a sudden sugar happy* ALL HAIL THE GREAT KURIBOH!!!

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Scene: Weevil throws Exodia cards off boat.

Weevil: SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA! * throws cards but they get caught in the wind and gives Weevil a face paper cut*

Yugi: YAY! I got my cards back!!!

Weevil: Dammit...

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Scene: Same.

Weevil: SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA!!! * throws cards off boat*

Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dumbass!! It took me months to win that at the slots!!!

Weevil: * sticks tounge out* Ha Ha!

Yugi: You BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! * charges at Weevil and knocks him off boat*

Weevil: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH... Whack! * hits stage floor*

Kamasu: AND CUT!! Nice work Yugi!!!!!!!

Yugi: ^____________^

Kamasu: * glomps Yugi* Aww... KAWAIINESS 4EVA!

Joey: * still clueless*

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Scene: Joey dives in for Yugi's cards

Joey: * jumps off boat* I'll get your cards!!! * hits stage floor*

Kamasu: You stupidhead!! Remember, that the DAMN STAGE FLOOR IS THERE!!!!!!

Yugi: * all chibified* Yea... stupid.

Kamasu: * squeezes Yugi*

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Scene: * they arrive at Duelist Kingdom and Pegasus talks to them.

Pegasus: Greetings du...

Yami: * in the crowd flipping Pegasus off and spanking ass* Nya nya!! I muted you! HA HA!! ( like that bully on The Simpsons.)

Pegasus: * whispers to Croquet* Who invited that creep?

Croquet: You did sir.

Yami: * grins kawaiily*

Kamasu: AND CUT!! * glomps Yami* Aww... Now I know where Yugi gets his kawaiiness...

All: -_-''''

Yami: ^-^

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Scene: Same.

Pegasus: * walks out of castle to face audience*

Audience: O______o

Pegasus: * is wearing a hook for a hand and a patch over his left eye* Har Har Har!!!

Yami Bakura ( Bakura): * snickers*

Kamasu: Bakura! You aren't supposed to steal his eye yet!!

Bakura: Aw..... why not?

Kamasu: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!! * grows larger*

Bakura: Eeep! * runs away*

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Scene: Backstage break

Seto: * singing with Pegasus drunk* A yodel-a-he, yodel-a-* hic*he, yodel-a-he-hoo!!!* hichichic* ( He is only wearing tightie whities with a plaid shirt unbuttoned. Same with Peggy.)

Joey and Kamasu: * rapidly taking pictures*

Yugi: Why are you two taking pictures?

Joey and Kamasu: * in unison* BLACKMAIL!!!

Yugi: SWEET!! * joins*

CameraGuy: Uh.. we need to get back to the show now...

Kamasu: IN A MINUTE!!! These two idiots aren't sober yet!!!

Seto and Pegasus: * jumps up and down on table* YODEL A HE!!!!!!!!! HIC.... HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! * off key*

Table: * breaks and they come falling down*

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Scene: Yugi duels the fake Kaiba

F. Kaiba: You don't stand a ghost of a chance against me.

Yami: * blinks twice* Oh yeah... this duel is already over.

F. Kaiba: Why do you say that?

Yami: .... you'll see.

F. Kaiba: * trys to draw from deck but hand slips through* What the fuck?

Yami: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're a ghost stupid!!!

F. Kaiba: Shit...

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Scene: Same.

F. Kaiba: This next card is a blast from the past, Yugi...

Yami: I'M NOT YUGI DAMMIT!!! I AM YAMI!!!

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Scene: Same... again.

F. Kaiba: This next card is a blast from the past...

Joey: I didn't know Kaiba could rhyme...

Kamasu: * shrugs*

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Scene: Same...................................

F. Kaiba: This next card is a blast from the past. * shows Blue Eyes*

Joey: NO WAY!! That's got to be a fake!!!

* wind blows and knocks Kaiba's deck off, revealing seven blue eyes*

Joey: Ha! I knew it!!!

F. Kaiba: Shit...

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Scene: F. Kaiba reveals true self.

F. Kaiba: But I'm Kaiba! I'm KAIBA!!! * face bubbles and he transforms*

All: O.O

Yami: What the hell.

F. Kaiba ( now in Real form): * in a girlie voice* And now I am going to equip my Evil Hamburger with the evil pepper.

Kamasu: O_o You mean to tell me that Kaiba's eviller side that Yami mind crushed was Martha Stuart? * starts laughing ass off*

Martha: * eyes widen and fire appears behind her* * in deep voice* YOU DARE INSULT THE MASTER OF COOKING!!! YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! I'VE GOT MY PEPPER SPRAY!!

All: * runs away and locks themselves in a room*

Yami: * pants* Who knew?

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Scene: Kaiba helping Yugi with virus

Kaiba: This virus should lower the BEWD's attack!

Virus: * raises attack*

Computer: Ha ha!!

Kaiba: T-T Why me? I'm only a 14- year-old CE fuckin' O!!!!!!!!!

Computer: O.o

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That is all I can think of right now. I'll get you updated if I get reviews. Flames accepted. And review FingerKnives too so I can update that as well...

Martha: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * holds up pepper spray*

Freddy Krueger: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * holds up stuffed bunny*

All: O_____o

Freddy: Whoops, wrong item.. * holds up right hand*

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Kamasu: Seven Reviews gets you the next chappie!

Seto