Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Real World: Yugioh ❯ Real World: Yugioh day 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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REAL WORLD: YUGIOH

IN THE HOUSE

Yugi: I CANT FIND MY BRUSH WHERES MY BRUSH I CANT GO OUT WITHOUT MY HAIR BRUSH

KAIBA: STUMBLES OUT OF HIS ROOM) YES I LOVE YOU BLUY YES I DO

TEA/ANZU: HEY LOOK I HAVE BOOBS AND IM CUTE DO U WANT TO FUCK ME NOW?

JOEY: IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL JUST SAY ONE THING ABOUT HIM JUST ONE AND U WILL BE DEAD

TRISTEN/HONDA: IM ALL ALONE NO ONE IS HERE HI TREE I LIKE TREE. YOU LIKE ME TOO? (HUMPS TREE)

Reporter: Its 12:00 in the house what is everyone doing?

Kaiba: I broke up with bluey (crying on Pegasus's shoulder)

Pegasus: oh darling don't worry ill give you one of my cards with my freaky eye

Yugi: I found my brush but where's my shampoo!! Oh darnnit

Honda: I finally have a girlfriend she's really nice. Real nice and pretty

Anzu: can someone fuck me please?

Mai: I'm back boy that was a night its hard getting money on the corner without my breast enhancers

Reporter: well it's been 8 hours since we left the house.

Joey: GODDAMN YOU HONDA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YUGI?!

Honda: I don't know...he's just not pretty enough...like Suzan treebarry

Joey: IM GOING TO KILL YOU

(Sounds of broken glass)

(Guys room)

Weird sounds of.... stuff

Kaiba: OH YESS MORE MORE UHHH

Pegasus: MMMPH

Yugi: I finally had a shower and my hair is finally the right color of dye. Geez it takes forever to get it right

Anzu: I'm going out with mai

Mai: well make alot more money with you girlfriend

Honda: I love you Suzan treebarry will you marry me? (Talking to the tree the entire time)

: Reporter: I think I have gotten enough of these people in the house GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE