Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Santa Baby ❯ Santa Baby... ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and neither does Dai-Onna. We don't own the song "Santa Baby", either. That belongs to Eartha Kitt. Merry Christmas to you, too.

Author's Notes: Yes, yes, I did indeed get inspiration from the Great and Mighty Enkidu-sama. Dai-Onna-sama also deserves a ton of credit for RPing this with me. So basically I just made-up one third of the idea, and I did only half the writing. ....Damn, I'm pathetic. o^.^o;;;;;

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Semi-time jump.

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Time jump.

Santa Baby

By Star and Dai-Onna

Joey took a deep, calming breath as he slipped the carefully folded note under Ryou's door, the words "for Bakura's eyes only" written on the front. The tomb robber had caught his eye since the first time he saw him, and since then he had tried to think of something special to make his affections known to the white-haired fiend. Now, after almost a month of planning, his plan was ready.

A slight smile played at the edge of his lips as he straightened and turned, giving the door one last glance before walking away, whispering softly as he did.

"Merry Christmas...."

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Bakura's eyes widened when he found the note, turning it over in his hands curiously. His eyes narrowed dangerously when he read it.

"For the thief who stole my heart, a special gift awaits you at the Skybar on the twenty-fifth.

Sincerely,
Your Secret Admirer"

It had to be some kind of prank, and he would kill whoever had planned it.

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The blonde bit his lip nervously as he adjusted the fuzzy white cuffs to his outfit for the thousandth time. It was now the twenty-fifth and he was waiting backstage at the Skybar, praying to any and every deity that Bakura had decided to show up. His plans would be shot to hell if the tomb robber wasn't there to see his present.

He took a deep breath when the owner of the nightclub walked up to the microphone on the stage, announcing that it was karaoke night and "a certain young man had a special song for a special someone." Slowly the blonde boy walked out onto the stage, taking the microphone from the man and trying to quell his nervousness.

Bakura glanced up at the stage boredly, then his eyes widened incredibly at what he saw. The pharaoh's blonde friend was dressed in a red, soft-looking Santa suit that fit rather snugly to curves. The cuffs of the suit were lined with white fuzz, as well as the very loose collar.

Joey took a deep, calming breath as the music began, glancing around the audience for the tomb robber as he began his song.

"Santa Baby,

Just slip a guitar under the tree

For me,

Been an awful good boy.
Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight...."

Thoughts of murder fled the white-haired spirit's mind as he stared at the stage with wide eyes.

"Santa Baby,

A fifty-four convertible, too,

Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear.

Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight...."

The blonde boy continued to scan the audience for the object of his affections, trying to keep his voice from wavering. His pounding heart skipped a beat as he saw the tomb robber and a slight smile played at the corner of his lips. He began to sway his hips the slightest bit in time to the music, adding a seductive edge to his voice.

"Think of all the fun I've missed,

Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed.

Next year I could be...just as good

If you check off my Christmas list...."

Bakura wasn't even hearing the words. He just stood there, completely baffled. This was a joke, right? There was no way the pharaoh's little friend was up there singing...to him....it was inconceivable.

"Santa Baby,

I want a yacht and really that's not

A lot,

Been an angel all year.
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight...."

The blonde suppressed a soft chuckle at the look on the other's face and gave him a slight wink.

The dark spirit swallowed deeply, unable to believe this wasn't just some twisted dream.

"Santa Honey,

One little thing I really need,

The deed

To a platinum mine.

Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight...."

He shifted slightly so the loose, white fuzz-lined collar of his outfit slid down his shoulder, revealing the lightly tanned skin beneath.

Breathing was no longer a necessity, especially since the white-haired fiend was sure to faint at any moment anyway.

"Santa Cutie,

And fill my stocking with a duplex

And checks,

Sign your X on the line.

Santa Cutie,

And hurry down the chimney tonight...."

He practically purred the words to the song, his amber eyes glittering with affection and a hint of lust as he kept his gaze locked with the other's.

Bakura's legs had officially turned to mush. 'When the hell did the goof turn sexy!?'

During the slight break between lyrics the blonde pulled a candy cane from his pocket, giving it a quick lick before singing the next verse as passionately as possible.

"Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany.

I really do believe in you,

Let's see if you...believe in me...."

If this continued much longer, he was going to run up on that stage and ravish the other right there, not caring about the audience, or even if this was a joke.

He ran his tongue over the candy cane teasingly before the last verse, his amber eyes locked with the other's.

"Santa Baby,

Forgot to mention one little thing,

A ring.

I don't mean on the phone.

Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight...

Hurry down the chimney tonight....

Hurry..."

'Dear Ra...' was all he could think as he watched the blonde intently.

"...tonight." he whispered into the microphone as the song ended. He barely heard the loud applause of the audience as he took a low bow, giving the other a slight wink before straightening and sashaying off the stage.

To Be Continued....

I know, I know, I'm evil for ending it there, but I wanted to get it out on at least ONE of the days of Christmas. o^.^o;;; Well, anyway, Merry Christmas to you all! The pink bunnies demand you to be cheerful! @.o;;; Pink bunnies and sporks...*thud*