Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Santa Claus is Coming to Town? ❯ Oh My Gosh! You killed Santa! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
~-~Authoress' Note~-~
Bakura: Dear Lord, woman! Where did you get this INSANE idea? There is no way in hell that I am doing this!
Rana: [yawn] You will
Bakura: And how will you make me?!
Rana: [grins, then points above Bakura's head]
Bakura: [looks up, then screams and runs away]
Ryou: [enters, looking strangely at his Yami] What's wrong with him?
Rana: [grins, pointing up]
Ryou: Ahmistletoe[is cut off as Rana leaps upon him]
Lanyia: [sighs] This is why I hate the holidaysmushy Hikaris
Ryou: [muffled] Rana, stop! We're no longer under the mistletoe!
Rana: I know! ^^ [starts to drag him towards an empty room]
Ryou: Gah!
Rana: [muses] Maybe I should find Bakura[grin]
Ryou: Rana! [horrified look]
Rana: Ahwhat's wrongdon't want me reveal anything? They [gestures towards readers] have been very suspicious anywaywhy not tell them the truth?
Ryou: [nervous giggle] Anyways, Rana-love, I mean Rana-chan doesn't own Yugioh, or anything else inadvertently mentioned in this fic that does not belong to her
Rana: [leaning her head on Ryou's shoulder]
Ryou: UmRana? We do have to get on with the fic
Rana: DarnI'd say worse, but I won't [sighs, then grins] Oh wellthere's always tonight!
Ryou: [hides a happy smile]]
Lanyia: Echso sappy[suddenly smiles, wondering where Malik was]
((EhyesLanyia is Rana's Yami, for all of you that don't already knowUmand she was Bakura's half-sister 5'000 years agobut she doesn't have a *real* Millenium Item[sighs] I had better write a story explaining that whole messbut, all you need to know is that Lanyia dislikes Bakura with a vengeanceshe would follow Rana's tastes and love Ryou, if it wasn't for his Yamiso instead, she fell in love with Malik^^ It's important to the storyknowing who likes whom))
~-~Important Information~-~
/Hikari to Yami/
//Yami to Hikari//
~Couplings~
Rana/Ryou/Bakura
Lanyia/Malik
And maybe slight hints of others(Ex. Seto/Joey, Yugi/Yami ^-~)
~-~End Authoress' Notes~-~
It was late on Christams Evenearly midnight. Ryou and Bakura sat in front of a fireplace, on couches that were on opposite sides of the rooms. They have both admitted (finally) Their love for Arianna, but they still refuse to admit that they care for each other
Ryou was nearly asleep, but Bakura still stared into the smouldering embers
/Yami?/
//What is it, Ryou?//
/D'you think that Santa will come tonight?/
////
/Well?/
//How should I know?!//
Just then, as the clock struck midnight, ash trickled down the chimney, putting out what was left of the fire. Ryou came completely awake, sitting bolt upright.
//Stay very quiet, Aibou//
/Should I get Rana?/
//Nothere is no need to bother her//
Suddenly, a fat person in a bright red suit came quickly down the chimney, putting the last of the fire out. Bakura yelled in surprise, the millennium Ring glowing brightly. The red-clothed figure yelled once, then collapsed, his soul taken.
Ryou gaped for a moment
/Yami! You just killed Santa!/
//Ohso that's who he is?//
/YES!/
//Ohwell, he's not deadI can return his soul to him//
Bakura grabs the Ring, and it flashes once. However, although Santa IS alive, he doesn't regain conciousness.
//Hmseems as though he didn't react well to losing his soulhe'll be out for the rest of the night.//
/What?! What about the rest of the toys? SOMEONE has to deliver them!/
//Hm.//
/You're going to have to./
//What?! Why me?//
/Because you have the skill of a tomb robber and you have magic!/
//I don't suppose that one can argue with that//
Bakura sighs once, then drags Santa into a nearby roomthey take Santa's coat and hat.
//This is not going to fit me!//
But, when the disgruntled spirit tries on the coat, it magically conforms to fit him perfectly.
Suddenly, the two white-haired boys hear the stairs creaking. They turn to see Rana standing there, holding a Change of Heart plushie, and rubbing one eye as she yawns.
She gasps, seeing Santa.
"Dear Lord1 What have you done?"
"Um"
"Go back to bed."
"AwwwBakura"
"I'll be up laterwith Ryou"
Grinning suddenly, the violet-eyed authoress skips back up happily to bed.
"I can't believe that you promised her that!"
"Ehdon't you think that we whould get started?"
"Yes"
Grabbing the bag of presents, Bakura attempts to shimmy up the chimnet, Ryou right behind him
~After several failed attempts and many minutes~
"Why didn't you tell me how hard it was to get up a chimney? at least I brought a rope for the rest of the houses"
"Yamigeez, I can't believe that we have all of Christmas depending on you."
Ryou shudders, then grins suddenly
"Yay! Reindeer!"
He carefully runs over the roof, smiling and petting each reindeer as he passes.
The animals, of course, took to him immediately.
"yech"
Bakura tries to edge around them, but as soon as he gets the bag in the sleigh, one of the back reindeer kicked the dark spirit off the roof.
"Ahhhhhh-"
Ryou winced as his Yami hit the snow-covered ground with a thump.
/Are you okay?/
//No.//
/I'm glad that you're so honest/
//Ha.//
Bakura got back on the roof via a ladder and stared at the reins.
"Now what?"
Ryou sighs, grabbing the reins and flicking them lightly.
"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Donner and Blitzen. Go Cupid, go Comet, go Prancer and Vixen!"
At that, the reindeer lept into the sky.
"Hn...I knew that...well, where to?"
Ryou look at the list.
"Ah...lucky for us, all that's left is this city...and it looks like...Seto's house is next..."
"Kaiba? Great...hey, wait! Since when were you on first-name basis with Kaiba?"
"Just be quiet..."
Bakura slumped back in the sleigh, muttering Ancient Egyptian obscenities under his breath. Ryou smiles, steering the sleigh.
~-~To Be Continued~-~
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