Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ SchoolBoy Crush ❯ If yesterday was hell today is the second level ( Chapter 6 )
Oh yeah. Nothing like having no job and no school. Too much time. Have no life…
Random Person: That's for sure.
Momma Cat: Well anyhow I got two other cuties to do today's thanks. Tee hee.
New Thankers #1: I am the great pharaoh Yami. And thank you Heero's Chibi Angel for haunting MC and stalking her like Tea does to me…
MC: NO NO NO! Don't listen to him HCA. He is nothing but a meanie!
Yami: Don't make me have to mind crush you…
MC: Epp!
New Thankers #2: I am the great Tomb Robber and I am going to steal Yum Yum Doodle Dum's review to MC! MUHAHAHA!! *takes review and runs off*
MC: *sweat drop* He doesn't realize that is just a piece of paper does he?
Yami: No I don't think he does. Let him be. I'll play a penalty game with him later.
MC: Will you make him lose all of his clothes and dance naked? *drool*
Yami: Maybe YOU should play a penalty game…
MC: EPP! NO! THANK THE REVIEWER! I'LL BE GOOD!
Yami: Yes well Yum Yum we may go with `the sandwich' idea, seeing how nobody but you and HCA take notice of this anymore. All though HCA wants a YugixSeto pairing…
MC: Is two new reviews a chapter too much to ask?
RP: For the crap you write it is.
MC: -_-
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"I still can't believe it! Yugi is hanging around with that trash… that stupid mutt?! How could he?!" Seto yelled aloud at his desk papers.
Following his schedule every morning he got up early to stop by and check thing's around the office before he went to school to ensure he wasn't needed. He then called the help to see if his brothers are all ready for school before he goes himself.
Today though he isn't quite doing his routine. Instead of checking over papers he is yelling aloud like crazy person. Yesterday he saw Yugi in girl's clothes talking to Jou. None of what he saw caused any good scenarios in his mind.
*one scenario…*
"Take off your clothes sweet cakes… I said NOW!" Jou had Yugi backed into a corner. The sweet young boy was in the infamous schoolgirl uniform as Jou (In a wolf suit @_@) walked menacingly towards him. Poor pure Yugi had tears flowing down his pretty lavender eyes as he huddled to protect himself.
"No please Jounouchi! Don't make me! I don't want to do that! I want to save myself for my love!" Yugi pitifully pleaded, but his cries fell on evil deaf ears.
"You are so beautiful my little girl I will take your innocence and treat you like trash! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so evil, stupid and ugly! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Jou said aloud right before he pounced on Yugi swallowing his mouth whole making drool stream down Yugi's cheeks.
Yugi pushed Jou away. "EEWWWWWEEEEE Gross! Dog drool! Seto help me! Please Seto!" SLAP!
"You will never say that name in front of me! I am jealous of his good looks, money, extreme power and bugling biceps! I will never measure up to The Great Kaiba in a million years! So I will take you instead because I'll never be as wonderful as Kaiba! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes I'm an idiot! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Jou ripped off Yugi's shirt. His eyes turn red and drool fell down his chin onto Yugi's clear olive skin. Jou lapped at Yugi's rosy enticing nipples and Yugi cried at how horrible in felt. "Please let me go you monster! You awful creature! I want to be with my love! I want Seto to touch me with his big hands and full plump lips!"
Yugi yelped when Jou bit him and drew blood. "Fine! Don't like me! I don't care I'll take you anyhow! I'm a peon anyway with no 41k plan!" Jou's penis suddenly appeared from under the fur like outfit.
"Oh my gawd! You're so small! A twig is bigger!"
"Shut up! Not everyone can have a massive baseball bat dick like the Almighty Seto Kaiba! Boo Hoo Hoo." Jou ripped off Yugi's girl frilly panties and shoved his small insignificant member in Yugi. He was moving really fast with his tongue hanging out coating the struggling crying boy under him in saliva. When Jou climaxed he howled like a dog.
"*crying* That was so fats yet so painful. SETO! Can you ever love me the way I love you even though I'm defiled and unclean? *cries some more*"
*That was all in Seto's mind… yeah it was pretty bad wasn't it?*
"What has that insignificant dog been doing to my Yugi?! I will not have him touching what's mine!"
"Mr. Kaiba sir…"
"WHAT?!" The secretary Seto loathed interrupted him. She seemed frightened by his outburst.
"Ummm, s-sir, ar-re you o-okay? You've b-been yelling alone in h-here…"
"NEVER BETTER! Now I'm leaving for school. Get back to work!"
"But sir… we're having problems. We need you to stay in to…"
"Can't you incompetent lackeys do it yourself?! I got DETENTION! I need to go to school today!" Without another word he packed up his stuff and left. The secretary was speechless.
"Detention?"
*Yeah… that's Momma Cat for ya…*
"What the hell was that?!" Jou asked Yugi. Instead of answering Yugi went down on his hunches, covered his ears and closed his eyes.
"Yami is not here, he is in Europe. It's not Yami, it's your imagination. When you open your eyes he will NOT be there…" He peeked an eye open and looked to his older brother who just grinned and waved. Yugi would have screamed again if Honda didn't cover his mouth.
Everyone was staring at the scene, but Yami didn't seem to mind or didn't care. "Damn Yugi what's wrong with you?! Have you gone nuts or something?" Honda asked. Yugi startled him by jumping in his arms crying.
"Yami is here! He is not in Europe. It's not my imagination and I'm DOOMED!" Everybody around him sweat dropped.
"Oh Yugi I didn't know you cared." Yami said sarcastically. Yugi stood up (on Honda's stomach) glared at his brother and pointed his finger.
"I didn't know I was suppose too! You didn't seem to care about me when you teased and tortured me all my life!" He stomped his foot on Honda's ribs. Honda couldn't breath.
"Yugi… I'm your big brother. I'm supposed to tease you. It's what love is all about. But what's past is past. I'm here now and I'm going to be the bes…"
"WHAT?! LOVE?! You call that HELL you put me through love?!" This time he stepped on Honda's lungs, Honda started turning blue.
"It wasn't that bad…"
Yugi's face took on a shade of crimson the likes no one had ever seen. If it were possible his head would have blown up. "WASN'T THAT BAD?!" He screeched, everyone had to cover their ears again. Except Honda, he had passed out.
"Once you took me to a bar in the red light district (1) and left me there! Three men chased after me! I thought I was going to die!" Everyone was disbelieving.
Yami sweat dropped. "But that was years ago…"
"Okay then! How about the time we all went to the zoo and you dared me to jump in a mud puddle only it wasn't mud IT WAS SHIT!" Everyone looked at Yami.
"You didn't have too."
"Not good enough for you?! How about the time we were driving in traffic in your car and you locked my side and JUMPED OUT AT A INTERSECTION?! If the police didn't save me I would have DIED!" Everyone expected Yami to denied that one, who would be crazy enough to do that?
"Oh come on your exaggerating…" Everyone breathed again. "There wasn't that much traffic…"
"WHAT THAT'S NUTS?!" Jou said. Honda woke up gasping.
"I was drunk. I thought we ran over a tiny pink elephant… I jumped out to check." Yugi wasn't satisfied.
"Were you drunk the time you taped me masturbating?!" Okay everyone was shocked at that one. Mostly because nobody thought Yugi did things like that.
"Was that really so bad?"
"YOU SOLD COPIES ON THE INTERNET!"
"Really? Is there any left?" Jou asked. Honda, Yugi and Otogi looked at him.
"What? I was just wondering."
"Well it paid for most of my tuition. You wouldn't believe how many copies I sold. Thirty dollars a piece at that."
"Are you not satisfied?! Because I have got seventeen years worth of torture to go through! Like last Christmas…"
"Okay, okay. So I wasn't the best brother in the world. I'm sorry. I have come to make peace. Can't you forgive me?"
"Yami, yesterday I was beat-up, abused, teased, tortured, got in fights, punished, caught in voyeurism, dressed up in a school girl uniform, and nearly deflowered. That hell is not as torturous as seeing you right in front of me now. I love you as my brother, but you're a dickhead. Now leave town, you wasted a trip if you came here thinking we are going to bond." He finally got off Honda and walked away.
Everybody was left speechless. Honda finally got to breath right again. Yami looked to Bakura and said. "I don't think he is going to like that I'm here on a new job huh?"
**time scene change warp an' shittttt**
"Yugi come on he is your brother. You can't stay mad at him forever." Anzu reasoned. Yugi sat in class a few minutes before the bell. Otogi, Honda and Jou sat near them much to the other student's surprise. But a lot of what happened to Yugi lately was surprising. He was the gossipers' biggest story.
"Anzu your opinion is clouded by the fact you have crush on him. I don't wanna hear what you have to say about it." He said flatly.
Anzu sighed. "Well I tried."
"Hey Yugi, how does Yami know Bakura?" Otogi asked. Yugi shrug it off.
"I don't know, I didn't even know he was here at all."
"How do you know Bakura?" Honda asked. Otogi looked anywhere but his face.
"Oh you know, meet the guy on the street one or twice."
"Hey Yugi want me to beat up your brother for you?" Jou asked smiling.
"Katsuya no! Don't even be thinking like that!" Anzu said.
"I don't care, I'd rather you tie him up and ship him back to where he came from. But then you would have to kill him and I don't want you to go to jail for that." (2)
"Yugi! This isn't like you at all. What is with all these negative thoughts?" Anzu asked.
"Anzu the guy taped him wanking off and sold copies. Wouldn't you be upset if it happened to you?" Honda said.
"Well I'm sure you would buy a copy if that happened wouldn't you." She responded.
"Can we not talk about this? I don't want to hear anymore about my brother today. It will bad enough if he is still home when I leave school today."
"If you want Yugi you could hang out with us. Sometimes we go to the arcade after school." Jou asked. Yugi smiled. In all of the day's chaos he almost forgot about Jou. Good, decent, sexy, big… The school bell rang.
"Okay class…" The teacher looked at Jou, Otogi and Honda. They never sit near the front. Honda nodded his head, Otogi smiled and Jou waved.
"Mr. Takahashi? (3) Roll call?" A geeky girl said.
"Oh right roll call…" He glanced at the three again and began.
After roll call… "Right today we have a special treat. Two men from Domino's museum are giving us a lesson in relics of Egypt." Most of the class sounded disappointed. Jou was one of them.
"Great a couple of old geezer's talking about broken pots…"
"What was that Mr. Jounouchi?"
"Oh Goodie Sir! Can't wait." Some of the student's giggled. The teacher didn't seem convinced.
"You keep that ignorant tongue in your mouth and behave." The door opened.
"Oh good you're here. Class meet Bakura Ryou and Mutuo Yami. Say hello class." Nobody responded. All the kids where in shock that a couple of sexy, good looking guys were here to give a lecture. One of them looked much like their classmate Yugi. Said classmate was shocked the most.
"RYOU?! WHO THE HELL IS RYOU?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE YORU!" (4) Otogi stood up and yelled. The rest of the class stared at him for the outburst. Ryou was surprised but he replied.
"Oh so you are an acquaintance of my brother? He is my twin, many people get us mixed up." Ryou said in a British accent. Otogi blushed and sat down.
`I didn't even know Bakura had any family.' Otogi thought.
"Otogi, no more rude outbursts like that in the class room… Yugi are you okay? You look faint, do you need to go to the nurses?" Asked Mr. Takahashi.
"Yo little brother, I hope you don't mind. I accepted a job in town. I'm the new Campaign Coordinator and Ryou is an Education Associate. (5) His first job was to come to this school so I thought I'd join him. Surprise, surprise." Yugi looked like he was going to die. People in class started whispering things to each other.
"That guy's hot."
"I didn't know Yugi had a brother."
"Who is Yoru?"
"He looks so cool."
"What's up with Yugi?"
"Wasn't Yugi outside yelling at him today?"
"Did you hear about Yugi starting a fight with Kaiba yesterday?"
"Class, class quiet!"
"It's never going to end is it?!" Everybody looked at Yugi. Yugi was crying rivers down his cheeks. Everyone sweat dropped. "I'm being punished by the gods' aren't I? I should have never been born!" The rivers turned into waterfalls.
"It's okay Yugi, no one is punishing you. Relax man." Jou put his hand on Yugi's shoulder to try to calm him down. Yugi just jumped in his arms and sob onto his chest.
"What is going on here?!" A loud voice demanded. Everyone diverted their attention to who walked in. Even Yugi momentarily stopped to see who it was. He saw Seto Kaiba glaring something wicked at him. He backed away from Jou but Kaiba's eyes didn't follow him. He was staring at Jou.
"Mr. Kaiba…" Seto stopped burning a whole in Jou long enough to shift his eyes to the teacher. "I thought you weren't going to be in today. We have two special guests, say hello to Ryou Bakura and…"
"Yami… it's you."
"Hello Seto, I didn't know you still went to school." Yami said. Yugi looked at the both of them. He and the rest of the class thought. `What the hell is going on here?'
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(1) In case you didn't know I believe it's kind of like a party section in Japan. Love Hotel's, Clubs, etc.
(2) If you didn't get it, Yugi is saying Yami is from hell. ^_^
(3) HA HA! Kazuki Takahashi! Creator/God of Yu-Gi-Oh!
(4) I just realized if you mix the letters in Yoru you get Ryou… slow aren't I? I know Yoru means night, but what does Ryou mean? Got to find that Japanese dictionary…
(5) An Education Associate does go to schools and other places to give lecture's on artifacts and stuff… I'm not sure what a Campaign Cordinater does. Maybe avertise? O_O It just sounded good.
Some day maybe I'll do something good with this story. -_- No probably not. ^_^