Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Screwed ❯ Chapter 1

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Title: Screwed

Summary: with some actions, there come consequences. And Yami should have known that when he wished that someone would screw him. But he didn't know he would later be screwed…the bad way…

Mitzumi: another fict where Yami gets pregnant but watch as I add another level of weirdness to this. There is a reason this is labeled fantasy people!!

Yami: oh Ra, what is it?

Mitzumi: wink just wait and see. Thankies to s2teen-chan, my lovely beta beta for the Snake info. Oh yea, for those of you who don't figure it out at first glance, this fict starts out with Yami in labor.

Yami: WHAT?!

Mitzumi: ONWARD!!!!!

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“ngggh…”

okay, I have three choices:

“hnnn…auugh!”

one, I pretend this never happened and go on with life as normal,

“owowowowowow!!!! SHIT!”

two, I find that bastard who did this to me and MAKE HIM PAY.

“hannnnaagh! Oh…”

three, I die giving birth to this damn thing, whatever it is.

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Yami laid back onto the bed, sweat pouring down his face. His pants came out fast and furious as he wondered if this was all really worth it. Sending a death glare to his enlarged stomach, he flopped back on the bed, staring at the ceiling. He shuddered as another contraction rippled through him. For a moment, he contemplated opening his mindlink and reaching out for his hikari or even getting his phonne and calling his best female friend, Mai.

As another contraction rippled through him, he quickly discarded reaching for his phone: the effin' thing was too far away and he was in NO condition to get it. Yugi wasn't an option either since they were way too connected and last he recalled, Yugi didn't have much tolerance for pain. Nope, he would have to do this alone.

Shifting so that his bottom was close to the edge of the bed, he stretched back and snatched two pillows from the head of the bed. Tossing them so that they were under his feet which were resting on the floor. He sighed then lied back down bracing himself for the next wave of pain.

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“AUGH!!” I scream out as I feel something heavy pressing against my spine. Shit, this hurts! Why in the sweet name of re-atum do some women willingly go through this? I take a deep breath and bear down on the thing. Its not a kid because it hasn't moved for the 10 months I have `carried' it. Besides that, it feels kinda smooth and round, like those egg-shaped vibrators but a helluva lot bigger.

It would be just my luck if I'm giving birth to an egg. Someone just slap the `FREAK' label to my forehead already.

It slides down the inside of my body, where, I honestly don't know. I don't have a uterus or other lady parts so it can't be that. To be honest, I feel like I'm passing a giant turd. If only things were that simple.

“ah!” I pant as I feel it press against my entrance. Back entrance. As in sphincter hole, asshole, fuck- well, you get the general idea… I shift again so my butt is hanging over the end of the bed. I scream again as it slides out, a huge rush of relief flooding through me as I flop limply on the bed.

As I regain my breath, I notice that I hear no baby crying. I sit up, regret it, but still peek over the edge of the bed. My jaw drops as I take it in.

There, nestled in my pillows is an egg. A silver and blue egg covered in a good bit of my blood.

That's it. I'm officially certifiable.

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Yami: you made me lay an egg?!?!

Mitzumi: shrug what, you are a child of Ra, right?

Yami: lets out a loud indignant sound

Mitzumi: don't worry people, it's not because Yami is part bird…it' s actually the father's fault.

Yami: speaking of which… storms off, ax in hand

Mitzumi: O.O Yami! You can't do that until chapter 5!!! Dammit come back here!!! Yamiko, do the preview. runs after Yami

Yamiko: sweat right. In the next chapter Yami is faced with the delimma of telling his friends about the egg and how he got to that point. More importantly, the baby father comes back! Will Yami's patern-er- maternal insticts win out or will he hand the egg over like a good little uke? Find out in chappy 2 of Screwed!

Mitzumi: far away R&R&R!!!